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If I was sitting in a bar, and someone nice looking came up to me clearly looking to hookup, and they tell me that their significant other is sitting across the room wanting to watch us have fun tonight, what would I say? YES! Seems so easy to me. Who
scarytwink: Imagine if there was a yelp for people and u can look up what their exes have said about them or how well they rated them in bed
sansaregina:“If you won’t defend your own city, why should they?” “What would you have me do?” “Lead. Get down there and lead your people against the invaders who want to kill them.”gif request meme // anon asked: game of thrones +
fartgallery: noteverythingisinteresting: fartgallery: if i was rich i would never let new friends know until like a few weeks later when i know they genuinely like me and then one morning theyd wake up with a letter that says their student loans have
“If I stayed here, something inside me would be lost forever—something I couldn’t afford to lose. It was like a vague dream, a burning, unfulfilled desire. The kind of dream people have only when they’re seventeen.” ~Haruki Murakami, South
all the stuff at amiami was fixed now OvO Apparently my snk mug was pushed back and they didn’t notify me. so all is well thank frick I don’t know what I would have done if amiami account was frozen
mrs–edge:Tom has fantasies of me bringing him to some mysterious clinic to have some mysterious device medically installed. I don’t understand how that would work, but it might be interesting to see if they invent something.
cigarettes-in-kanto: Amazing what pokemon can do these days. Not a decade ago, if you were to tell me I could ride my Cloyster to the ocean floor, I would have laughed in your face. Now they’re talking about building fucking communities down here.
averypottermormon: askfemgermania: burstintocolour: tsundeanre: supervengers: What if like…there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they’re the other gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would
confessions-of-a-workplace-perv: The girls on night shift have been partying all night and called me to ask if I would bring over some pizzas. They promised to make it worth my while.
holybolognajabronies: tanaebrianab: Lmaooo cant trust these men and they false advertisement ya know 🌚 If I ever start receding me and my deadbeat hairline would have to consult this asap
sherlockintheshire: people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die” no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where
thepioden: lumos5001: crybabyjpg: moonlitsea: Black gold, black diamonds. Perfect for a black heart. pretty sure I’d marry anyone that walked up to me with one of these this is what Sauron would be if he was a ring Friend I fear you have missed
martyrrdean: Jensen Ackles Alphabet ↳ D irector “If one of the directors asked me what I would like to do, I’d always suggest something related to positioning, camera angles, and movements to have intensity on the scenes. So
the-genderfluid-gerbil: mickeyblowsyourmind: my therapist - if you had cancer, would you yell at yourself for having cancer? me - no my therapist - then why are you yelling at yourself for being depressed. be gentle with yourself Your therapist is
msh30: a year ago if you told me i would be deeply considering supporting an old white guy in the 2016 presidential election i wouldn’t have believed you and yet here we are
aaaaaaah I ordered the 2 volumes of the vld comics that are out rn and the second volume came damaged ;n;
humansofnewyork: “If I had paid them more attention, they would feel toward me now, how I should have felt toward them then.”
thrilliero: don’t lie to me, we all have at least one celebrity we would call daddy with out hesitation if they asked
highmami: If my son or daughter was ever to sit me down and break their hearts to tell me they’re dating someone of the same sex, the first thing I would do is apologise. I would apologies for the fact that they felt the need to have to do this, instead
cockismydestiny: Mhhh yes, old daddies are great. They have no limits, they have no merci, they will take my faggot slave holes and do whatever they feel like doing with them, and i love it. If any old daddy reads this, please send me a message, i would
chrisjohndewitt:U-Bhf. Kottbusser Tor 1986. A pity the ‘Imbiss Orient-Express’ is no more, I like the name. The teenagers and others in the background right are noticing I’m taking a picture. If they had started shouting at me I would probably have
dcccaptions: When they got started I tried to be subtle and quiet. By the end she was moaning so loud I don’t think he would have noticed me behind him if I’d yelled into a bull horn.
fartgallery: if i was rich i would never let new friends know until like a few weeks later when i know they genuinely like me and then one morning theyd wake up with a letter that says their student loans have been completely paid off and attached is
just-shower-thoughts: It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much shit to carry.
artarracicletta:who neEDS SLEEP WHEN JEANMARCO sO what if jean grew his hair outthen marco would have to learn to braid …. because braids are beautiful.. ? dont ask me why they’re naked i havent slept >.< i will colour this… eventually…
sore-thumbelina: hopped on the 35 and went and saw Sylvia Plath’s sketches this morning, they made me remember I like drawing with those Pilot pens. (would have bought one if I’d had a spare £9000)
cartimanduas: what is it that i would not do for my children? gladly will i let them hate me, if only they might have a better life than mine.
aljazeeraamerica: “If it was up to me, every Voodoo shop in the world would be closed down,” said Gregg, a devout Catholic, “for the simple fact that no one should think they should have that much power over anybody’s life.”In Voodoo’s survival,
amazingemmaisonfire: riyalitytv870:Things That Are A Lie:Things That Are Not A Lie: Look at this post. Then look at it again. Look at it a 3rd time if you have to. Then tell me they would ever purposely take advantage of us
nerdycurvyboundandflirty: rupindah: If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say, “Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot”, you are wasting everybody’s time. I knew one that would walk up your shoulder, lean into your ear, and whisper,
Idk- bc I was raised in a strict catholic household, I still have internalized hate about my SW; that I’m no longer a “virgin”; and knowing how my family would never forgive me if they knew. I did this out of necessity and I’m
tiastoy: la-diablareina: Idk- bc I was raised in a strict catholic household, I still have internalized hate about my SW; that I’m no longer a “virgin”; and knowing how my family would never forgive me if they knew. I did this out of necessity
emilybrowningfans: If they asked me to lose weight for a role I would refuse immediately, unless it’s for a character with an eating disorder. But to lose weight to look better in a dress? Sorry, I don’t have the time!
Had to battle it out with a man who insisted that PARTIALLY showing my body would prevent me from getting respect from men, as if all women have to stop doing as they please with their own body in order to please them. What a lovely way to start my day.
Above & Beyond “Alone Tonight” and “On a Good Day” NocturnalHella singing again and bad recording, I was also dying to hear this. If they played Satellite too, I would have died. On A Good Day is giving me goosebumps. This
I don’t get when people say they don’t listen to music. Like what the fuck do you do? I would have not made it this far in life, if it was not for music, literally. Music is everything to me, especially electronic music. I just don’t
Reblog if you have met someone online that you would love to hangout with but they live too far away.
littleborgqueen: turquoise-shadows:wewewe-soexcited:Are you sure? These pictures make me so happy. They’re so full of unconditional love and family. That’s what family is about. I grew up with one mom and no father, if I had two moms I would have
highmami: If my son or daughter was ever to sit me down and break their hearts to tell me they’re dating someone of the same sex, the first thing I would do is apologize. I would apologize for the fact that they felt the need to have to do this, instead
simplistic-serendipity: if you’re in need of something new i would highly recommend sussing out this online store, they have literally everything you need; both cheap and expensive xxx
naughty-aunt: incteddybear: When there making lunch, for her husband at the table. I still try to have fun, with my aunt when I’m able. The ultimate cougar, she would attack me like that. I couldn’t resist her, even if I wanted to. They were
diksex: My family says ‘’ You are the big sister, you have to take care of your brother!’’ I would like to hear what our family say if they see how my little brother ‘’takes care’’ of me :)
innerchihiro: As a thanks to my followers (I have over 1000 now, who knew?) here are some Whisper of the Heart re-edits, all in a lovely 1x1 format. If you would like the FULL resolution (Tumblr does not support this) PM me for a link. They make very
Planning my 4 year old’s Frozen themed birthday party is sooo much more exciting than I expected. I still think Monster High would have been better buuuut my princess gets what she wants! Throw ideas at me if you’ve got any. They’d all
commandersato: me: wow i have really loved the development of korrasami over the last two books, and even though i know the chance is very slim, it would be amazing if they became canonbryke:
