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thekimmeh: You freakin NERD! I woke up to find you hitting the 3 Mil and I was so excited to post this picture WHEN I WAS AWAKE BUT NOOOOO! I WOKE UP AT 6:00 AND DESPITE HAVING TO GO TO SCHOOL IN LIKE….A HOUR I GOT THIS QUERED FOR I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER
incestuous-creampie: When I woke up on mother’s day, my mom called me into her room. She was dressed like this and told me to strip. After it was over, I felt like I was the one who got a present.
Disgusting!!! woke up this morning and found these bumps on my thigh! what kind of bug does that? haha fukkkkkkk it hurts like hell!!! uh and while i was burping my lil sister, she threw up all over me! uhhh. and the clouds are rolling in, booo!!
One day he woke up and it was just like this
bloatedbellybaddieaf-deactivate:Woke up feeling like I was 8 months pregnant and I look it too. I’m such a fat pig I fell asleep while eating in my bed and woke up with an enormous gut! I was already out of breath before even eating breakfast. I can’t
So its like 8am and I woke up like 5 minutes ago all calm and relaxed and got on tumblr just to remember that its NOT saturday its Friday and I was supposed to wake up 4 hours ago and go to school. oops. edit: on the bright side my dad got me some
Mmmm I knew I was sick…Had to stop my hold sorry!!… Been up for a few hours feeling like sicky death
fluffy-omorashi: Sooo yesterday I was alone at home and I was drunk and I mean like I was drunk drunk hehe.. But anywayyyyy.. After my blackout adventure I woke up hours later and honestly have no idea what I did that day.. And later I was just walking
sokinky-sowet:I just fucking peed myselffff ahhh. I woke up about to burst and as I was getting up pee started coming out for like 5 seconds, such a strong stream in my bed..my shorts were dripping already, so I stood up and all of a sudden…I was peeing.
vampireapologist-archive-deacti:Just woke up from a scary dream where I went home but when I got there, there was another Me inside, so I was banging on the door like let me in PLEASE. And all my friends and my sister were like uuhhh?? But then the Other
Uh… oops.I drank tons of cider and water and was leaking last night as i went to bedI can’t wet the bed so i woke up at like a 7/10 and then went and drank a big glass of water. My roommate was half asleep so i was fine to lay under the covers and
fartgallery: when i was like 7 i woke up on christmas eve night and had to pee but i was afraid if i got up santa would see me and fly away with my presents so i just peed the bed
chubby-bunnies: Lisa 26yrs USA 18-20 Because this is one morning where I woke up and didn’t feel like a bunch of bad names that often go through my head. even though my hair was un-brushed I felt so hot. :)
melanocetuss:a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?so i made this, and i was like “aww yeahhh such a funny animal”and then a second image popped up in my headwhat if they acted like dogs?YEAAAAHHHHH
okay just copying and pasting what i had in my previous text post: turbo originally had a full head of hair and then as a prank the twins shaved the sides of his head while he was asleep and he woke up mad at first but ended up liking the results so
I woke up just about every hour from tossing and turning. I was coughing, aching, and emotional all night. I normally don’t get sick, and a when I do I’m a big baby about it. I feel like shit guys, and I just want to curl up in a ball and sleep today
I fell asleep for like ten minutes and when I woke up I was genuinely convinced tumblr staff had uploaded a picture of aph russia
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Sorry if someone already posted this but I just woke up and saw “Story for Steven” was added to the schedule for April 9th!!!! It looks like its sticking to the 5:30pm timeslot after “Say Uncle”
artemispanthar: Sorry if someone already posted this but I just woke up and saw “Story for Steven” was added to the schedule for April 9th!!!! It looks like its sticking to the 5:30pm timeslot after “Say Uncle”
fear-o-phobia: It’s like, I had that one day with you, and I was going to change. I was going to do so much. Then I woke up the next morning, same old life. It’s like you were never there. And I tried. I did try. I went to Egypt. I was going to go
na-tsu: But like all Lucy had to do was scream his name and he legit woke up as a demon and made dimaria extra crispy because she was gonna hurt bae like when will your otp ever
feuuer: From all the excitement you had yesterday, I’m sure that your feeling like this right now~ Hehe💕💕The first thing I did when I woke up today was go on my phone and take a trip to tumblr~ 💕I’m sure that’s a pretty good indication
I just woke up from a dream where I was browsing tumblr and I had like 4 messages in my inbox and I woke up before I could check to see what they said ;A;
Seven hells I woke up reallllllllly late today. I woke up in a cold sweat all over, and I was really sore from clenching all my muscles in my sleep :/ I had terrible terrible nightmares, god. They were terribly vivid. I felt like I was stuck in my
incestuous-creampie:When I woke up on mother’s day, my mom called me into her room. She was dressed like this and told me to strip. After it was over, I felt like I was the one who got a present.
nnilkshake: ok so basically this morning at 1:30 am my brother came into my room and woke me up asking where the garbage bags were like 10 times and i was like wth and went back to sleep but then i just logged onto facebook and found this and
randomplam: Happy Spring! Okay, that was like two days ago. And it does not, really feel like spring anyway, as I just woke up to find up that everything is white outside, again! Snow, snow, and even more snow everywhere… That is spring for you I guess.
ginnosaji: ryuko: the owner of wordpress woke up today and was like “do i want to buy a second summer home…… or the entirety of tumblr”
bastard-youth: I just woke up (it’s 1:30am) and I thought it was like 4am I’m so confused but also mad because I have to be up for work in like 3 hours and I won’t be able to fall back asleep so that’s cool
someclown: openthedooritschip:nothing like waking up to a missile threat. nice 38 minute gap before the correction :|hey in hawaii we just woke up to an alarm telling us a missile was heading our way and it was the most scared ive ever been in my life
hwat:Woke up at 3 am delirious and extremely thirsty but my water glass was empty so I was like “I know exactly how to fix this” So I googled “big water” and in my half asleep state I was certain that would allow me to manifest a large glass of
c2oh: it rained on the day of your funeral. She was nowhere to be found and i was curled up by the drains, making the earth’s surface like the moon’s with the craters I made.I kissed your casket goodbye and woke up.
I had a dream that you still loved and liked me. I just woke up and thought it was real………:’(
cj and i fell asleep watching inglorious basterds last night and i woke up in the middle of the night feeling like something was wrong.. i looked at the tv and fucking twilight was on. i was like THE FUCK and promptly turned the tv off and went right
i’ll never forget that time torri came to visit me, and she was napping and my brother woke her up, and she was like “nigga i got 3 jobs” then turned back over and went back to sleep. torri’s a hustla and will never let anything
emmastonrs: It was like I woke up when she came in. She was the last person to screen-test, and I was so bored of it by then that I was mucking about—I’d been pretending I was Tom Hanks or Seth Rogen. And then she came in, and it was like diving
lannistere: And then we met you, and it was like he woke up. You couldn’t see it, because you’d never known him any different. But I saw it. Hodge saw it. Alec saw it - why do you think he hated you so much? It was like that from the second we met
gothlolita: imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon
today was a very good day!! darfin slept over so I woke up next to him and we played video games and were happy/lazy then we went to his house and I attacked him and we had sex and he was super dominant like the most ever and even choked me WITHOUT me
my brother just came downstairs from his nap and was like “I thought I woke up and took an advil but the advil is still on my table .. I dont know what I took .. I think I took a skittle”
I had the weirdest sex dream in the world
I woke up so sad!! I had a dream that I was beth and for some reason daryl was trying to save someone and he was feeling bad about not getting there quick enough and I was like ‘you are a great person, daryl’ and we like fought some people and beth/me
cummbunny: my brother just came downstairs from his nap and was like “I thought I woke up and took an advil but the advil is still on my table .. I dont know what I took .. I think I took a skittle”
so I’ve been waking up every night from like 3-5am and tonight I woke up at 3am and was on and off asleep until 7:30am and I had a erally cracked out dream my dad was driving one of my unnamed friends and another person that I was friends with
last night i felt like it was okay, like feeling you between my thighs for hours was lovely and sexy, and sitting with you on the patio smoking cigarettes was right and fine. but this morning i woke up without you and i did not know who i was or where
g0thwino: today i woke up just before 12 and then got high and it was nice cause i was very sleepy n giggly and we sat in the garden listening to ed sheeran and u2 and then i ate toast and slept for what seemed like years
meladoodle: prosecutorblackquill: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning” nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick
thelittlesluts: You woke up and found yourself tied down. He fucked you all night long until he was done. He made you feel like the little slut you always wanted to be.
oldmagazinesinthewaitingroom: raptorific: Some Captain America fans have literally no concept of historical context, like “oh my god, imagine when he woke up and found out that while he was frozen, the slaves were freed, the American colonies achieved
Woke up crying and so empty. Was a long time since last… I thought I stopped being like this
I got woke up super early this morning (it was like 9 but I usually wake up around 12) for this dick of a Roto Rooter guy to come to my house my mom’s Jeep was parked in the driveway and he was like “I just assume everyone knows that when
artemispanthar:Sorry if someone already posted this but I just woke up and saw “Story for Steven” was added to the schedule for April 9th!!!! It looks like its sticking to the 5:30pm timeslot after “Say Uncle”
pinkpaladin: tbh matt didn’t always like pidge growing up. and it wasn’t bc she took attention away from the Holt parents its bc she was smelly and loud and woke him up on school nights with crying What made him finally like her was when matt was
acosmiclullaby: Your name is Dirk Crocker and, unlike your orange counterpart, you like to keep your hair tidy, HAHA JK YOU WOKE UP LIKE THIS (( this took me a long ass time to finish and apparently in that time, there was an ASKBLOG that popped up for
curiouslovers16:Yes, it took time. At first He mentored me, He made me slide under His power. i became His little slut, His thing, His horny dirty bitch. Then one day i woke up and knew i was His totally, like a rebirth through Him, making Him Daddy to
