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Fuck her nice and gently. Wait… what? Just kidding. It’s about you not her.
- Oh my god! I can not believe I just want fucked her- Not bad, kid! Did you like it?- I loved it! Jane ….? do you think ……? maybe ……? another time …….? that we can …?- Do it again?- Uh, yes?- I just more my cigarette, and we can do it
“You will hold it…” If that were me I’d fail miserably. fortheloveofasub: “When I said I was telling you to literally go fuck yourself I was not kidding, my pet,” I chuckle pointing toward the floor. You stumble into the room and stare
glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!”Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”Child:
babyscarsonly: thevictimintheromanfallout: before-she-falls: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. PEOPLE DO NOT CUT BECAUSE THEY THINK ITS “COOL” SELF HARM IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE AND IF YOU CAN PRETEND YOUR SAVING A LIFE MY GLAMORIZING SLICING
strnger-kid: the-indecorous-flower: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace That’s how it gets you This is so fucking ominous am I gonna
“Now you’re going to respect me..you’r gonna be my pussy while your momma is at work kid. And just to send you a message not to say a fucking word about this, I’m going to fuck your cunt til it bleeds.”
drakestories: I had to tell someone, so I told my friend Rich. “Holy shit, Jas, you’re kidding right? Samuels is fucking you?” “No, I’m not kidding, He’s been doing me for about five months now.” Bob Samuels was a state senator and
poesys: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL FUCK YOU MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T
brichibi: hellominako: So fucking relevant and so fucking accurate. That kids question used to happen a lot when I worked retail. Like not “do you have any kids” but “your kids must love the discounts you get.”
glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”
ellieqoulding: wreckingballes: she was so cute sigh was? was cute? are you fucking kidding me? IT’S HAIR. somebody doesn’t go from being cute to not cute just from cutting their hair. she is gorgeous, flawless, absolutely stunning. maybe it’s
princess-connorkenway: “but if we tell kids about homosexuality then it’ll just confuse them!” you know what’s more confusing experiencing non-heterosexual feelings as a kid but not understanding what that fucking means because you don’t
logicd: Zimmerman didnt use SYG. Why are people so fucking dumb holy shit. You are not allowed to fire “warning shots” with stand your ground. She pointed at an unarmed man who had yet tried to do harm to her, with her kids next to him. This is why
adagreenleaf:LIKE LITERALLY NOT EVEN A FEW HOURS AFTER MEETING ONE ANOTHER THRANDUIL AND BARD ARE APPARENTLY COMMUNICATING WITH JUST A LOOK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
themotherfuckingmarchesa: overshareanonymous: charman-ders: 13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray” It’s grEy in England and grAy in America. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS
fullmetalquest: gandalfthegregarious: finalfantasyvii: medakakurokami: now THAT is one good looking WcDonald’s i’ve seen a lot of WcDonald’s in anime, but that is a highly realistically rendered WcDonald’s What the fuck I kid you not it
glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me,
surprisebitch: ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK YOU WERE NOT KIDDING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
drexidracon: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear
mostlycatsmostly: zenaxaria: lost-and-found-box: There’s a small island in Japan called Okunoshima with thousands of adorable rabbits! All photos from the (more informative) Telegraph gallery. are you fucking kidding me I know. It’s not a cat
do-not-open-til-christmas: If you want the key, you’ll have to take it from me. Fuck, Kid, the day you can do that, you can lock ME in the fucking age if you want!
staystrong-siilvias: attractuve: awkwardjamie: lovemetoinfinity: just-fucking-stay: the way he looks at her……. i wish someone would look at me that way maybe they do, but like Hermione, you’re just not looking. that last comment
ly0nheart1: practicingpraxis: bearboyhampton: rlmjob:majiinboo: No Are you fucking kidding me. No. No it’s not. 😂😂😂😂 wanna be oppressed so bad 😂😂😂😂
kid-punk: capturethecole: always-a-donatello-fangirl: tattooedqueer: oh my god I need a guy like that “I need a guy like that” then stop saying you only like them as a friend. Im really fucking sorry that girls are not fucking attracted
pakeeztani: ok but do you know what pisses me off about this new coming generationthe lack of awkward stagelike middle school were the years of grotesque fashion mistakes and just overall what the fucks and these kids coming are not suffering through
bengali-babe: bengali-babe:ok but white stereotypes don’t kill people. since when did not seasoning your food get you assaulted? since when did not knowing how to dance get you shot? literally black kids cant go to a fucking pool without being brutalized
brandonu22: brandonu22: sophieasweetheart: darateke: At NYC pride [x] This needs more notes THIS MOTHER FUCKER ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! The only thing I will be agreeing with is the first gif- Pride is not about Lady Gaga, nor should it be…
aelynn: burloire: untz-untz-untz-spookybutt: starwartiii: arthur-christmas-claus: meowdk: Over forty years later: WOAH! ((I will never not reblog this.)) Well, SHIT Dreams really do come true, children. are you fucking kidding me. what
guys dont ever drink ever because you will get a hangover and it fucking sucks
donaldgloversnephew:papapupi:Are you fucking kidding to me?This is…THE funniest thing ive seen all month i have not laughed this hard in so long
I don’t see why the fuck there are kids drinking Bud Light. That shit pisses me off. Why the fuck would you drink a light beer when your this age? Drink a real fucking beer. You’re not old yet, you don’t need that light shit.
r-efracted: hahrys: men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath
oshcoruful: thewindsatyourback: themotherfuckingmarchesa: overshareanonymous: charman-ders: 13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray” It’s grEy in England and grAy in America. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN
hchickrocks: Interviewer: How do you manage to not give a fuck in this industry you’re in? Kells: I’m not in the industry; I’m on tour with the kids every fuckin day with the most awesome fans in the world.
la-babyyk: hi do me a favor and not repost my pictures?? are you fucking kidding me
samjoonyuh: Can this not become a thing? literally just finished watching this video. That man just stands there like “are you fucking kidding me?”. lol
z3al: stephaniebreeze: blinkandurdead: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME O_OHoly hell… what am I doing with my life that is not human
maneljavier:First Look at Nintendo Labo (x)
@wolfofmars ha risposto alla tua foto: Kid you not this is the first thing that come to… FAHDKKSKD I was gonna make the same fucking joke shdjasdjsj I’m surprised I haevent seen it yet around
pumpkin party in sea hitler's water apocalysps*
theshiningd2: >Do a tumblr search for Titfuck Thursday >Find out people participating are stating that it’s someone else’s thing Oh are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. See not mine.
magicman30: simmerinthis: the-wilde-heart: phill464: drinkyourjuiceshelby: Are you freaking kidding me? Absolutely the fuck not. This gave me major anxiety tbh This is like a straight up Disney ride! The only thing that’s missing here
musicangstfaberry: Burt (not a main character) has a heart attack Entire episode devoted to him Basically every other scene was in his hospital room Kurt sang to him Blaine (brand new main character) gets special!slushied Treated as a Big Fucking Deal
eenslaved: “Thanks, Jason. My nephew is going to love this.”“Not at all. It’s not every day a boy turns eighteen. Ought to be special. My wife’s happy to let the kid fuck her. Aren’t you, honey? You’re going to smile real big and let Greg’s
Last night after Rob finished fucking me he cuddled me from the back while I had my legs crossed and I kid you not I kept cumming a good 3 times after to the point where I was still getting wet and I felt it on my thigh and Rob laughed cause he felt my
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