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artmonia: When a Teacher Finished the Doodles of His Students… Having noticed that many students drew little doodles on their exams, the professor decided to answer to each drawing by completing them with humor.

connespringer: people trust me with their children

legalmexican: *Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

my professor wants to meet with me next week and talk about job opportunities and basically trying to do anything possible to get me into a classroom this fall and I wish my life was filmed, because the faces I was making were mixes of adoration, horror,

ladyhistory: Grading tests and got too excited for this student and his first passing test grade.

whenever I apply to jobs it’s basically me on applitrack going hello darkness my old friend I’ve come to talk with you again

vvebkinz: vvebkinz: WAIT CAN PEOPLE SEE THE NAMES OF THE FILES YOU SEND THEM VIA EMAIL APPARENTLY YOU CAN AND I JUST EMAILED MY TEACHER AN ESSAY LABELED FUCK THIS ASSIGNMENT WHY DIDNT I KNOW THIS BEFORE IM FLEEING THE COUNTRY

tupacabra: you’ve been hit by you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

vernondaviscrying: I love my history class because this one kid just talks about the illuminati and how Obama is a reptilian every day and my teacher is like true

aristocratslayer: reblog if school hasnt even started yet but its already stressing you out

Iiiiiii’m already on the school website holy shit HOLY SHIT holY s higt

School hasn’t started yet and I’ve already locked myself out of the district website.

I’m trying to look up stuff to decorate my classroom with, and I found this gem: For 跄 dollars, you too can own 12 poorly made costumes and pretend you’re promoting diversity.

there is an uncomfortable amount of kids at this school with the first name jefferson.

Going to bed at a normal hour because FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL TOMORROW EEK

The principal of my school confessed that he was going to write me up because I had a backpack on during school hours omg how do I keep passing as a prepubescent child.

I survived my first back to school night huff huff huff

coolsvillesux: Thank

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unrelated, but still kind of related, not only do my kids get a day off for columbus day, but I have to sit through professional development about a standardized test that my subject doesn’t even get tested on that day!!!!!!!!!!!

I accidentally went into the stairwell when my students were getting out of lunch and jfc I now understand what it’s like to be a celebrity.

A girl asked me what a sugar daddy was today. I just blinked several times and said, “That’s not something you need to know.”

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my boss just forwarded me an email he received from a parent an ahhHHHHHhhh it’s her saying that the school should hire me full time and that I am a ~much needed dose of enthusiasm~ to the school what the heck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of my kids asked what my favorite animal was today and tried to inconspicuously write it on his hand (its two toed sloth if you’re playing at home). I’ll let you know if anything becomes of this.

I wore to Bowie shirt to class and let me tell you, the reactions from my students were something else: “Who’s that?” “Is that a boy or a girl?” “He’s weird looking” “That shirt freaks me out”

I laced into a kid for using transphobic language today while I was subbing! don’t mess with me I will find your name and make sure your teacher never forgets that you were an asshole! (Also wtf so many kids willingly give their name even though they

(arrives at the teacher’s convention cosplaying Alexander Hamilton) Hey, which way to the US History Meetup?

purplewhalesofdeath: *Laminated paper wobbling sound*

britshstyles: when ur sad but still have to show them the ol’ razzle dazzle

Is there a mature way to tell someone “Just because we sit near each other during lunch doesn’t mean we’re friends." Or better yet "You make me feel unsafe as a trans and queer person and I’d rather you not try and

I just lapsed into teacher voice while telling graham to do their homework IT HAS BEGUN

frantzofanon: when you talk about politics with a friend and you don’t know their views

parent visitation today tomorrow I’m like stressing myself out to a point that I’m just scared and sick and really distressed.

bobbyhorin: when someone younger than you disrespects you

gandalfexmachina: gandalfexmachina: Staying after school for extra help aka please send me nice things bc nobody is going to show and I will have milled around Starbucks for two hours for nothing. Also the state wants to come to visit once a month and

a bunch of my kiddos barged into my homeroom today with fresh monkey bread and a bunch of stuff from bath and body works and just!!!!!! what the heck!!!!! one of my classes gave me a card and a bunch of other kids drew me their own cards (featuring

my birthday gift to myself: finishing up my kid’s grades.

I want to take the day off tomorrow and process what I’ve just found out today, but I can’t. My kids have a two day test starting on Tuesday and I need to be able to support them and not leave them shit up a creek. And I know that’s

I still have two days until winter break and my kids have been insufferable since wednesday. please pray for me.

levi-has-the-booty: i wonder if teachers ever look at a student and think “this is one of those anime nerds” hi, I’m a middle school social studies teacher confirming that we totally do.

Back At It Again

on that note, I have a bunch of tests I have to finish grading. So I should probably go do that.

alfronz: People were being assholes and misgendering me so my teacher just

religiousmom: I get really irritated when 6th and 7th graders have cute clothes and sense of style because I feel like every 12 year old needs to go through the horrible peace sign and sequins phase that I did

today I was subbing for an eighth grade social studies class and saw a girl wearing a fall out boy shirt from the last tour I saw them on. I started talking to her about it and she just started getting super excited. It was a weird moment of looking

the girl I was talking to yesterday dragged her friend over to me during lunch and introduced me as the one who “is an actual Fall Out Boy hiatus survivor.”

Today a kid asked me, “So if you’re a history teacher, who was the 23rd president?” I grumbled, “I’m not a US history teacher.” He nodded and said, “You know what? That makes sense.” Internally I was

one of the lunch aides complimented me on how cocky I was about having a good name today. I really wanted to just say, “thank u I picked it myself.”

oh, we had musical auditions yesterday and for some reason I blocked this out for a few hours, but an eighth grader totally did “Rockstar” by Nickleback complete with singing both vocal parts and including the lyric “the girls come easy

so I might be getting observed tomorrow? maybe? technically, I was supposed to get observed today. I asked the person observing me what the protocol was and he was just like “eh, we’ll see.” so, eh. we’ll see, I guess? egads.

the only comment I’ve gotten on my evaluation is that I didn’t include the gender breakdown or if the class was ~high-performing or low-performing. but, like. I hate doing that kind of shit. because it’s cissexist and ableist as fuck.

yuungprayer: *7th grader voice* go home and look up Charlie the Unicorn on youtube

so I’m finally home, after, you know. being out since 6 am.good news: we did callbacks and cast the musical.bad news: I feel horrific physically and mentally and I burst into tears when I came home.also, gwyn isn’t here so I feel like fucking

my principal just emailed me to say that my classroom will be “functional” tomorrow?! I don’t know if that means it’ll be like. tolerable. but!!!! it’s something!!!!

A little knight music

today I talked about how my relationship with my “rat children” was important to me, and a student yelled, “Hey, that’s not really nice to call your students that…”

talking about self harm + studentsthe guidance counselor outed one of my students as a self harmer and I’m just like…. aaaaaaa. the counselor took a few months to say anything, which I appreciate. but the father is furious and I’m just

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