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itsflyinglikeadragon: “You are under arrest son. You do not have to say anything, but whatever you do say may be used later in court” That was the first few words I heard. I was almost jolted awake standing up. I felt as though I had slept for…
(Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1)What do you say? Why it’s not you who fucks such a beauty as 20 years old Merri Hays? Well, first thing you should do is to look at yourself. Are you at least 60 years old? Do you have lot of experience with girls?
(Part 1 / 2, go here for the part 2)What do you say? Why it’s not you who fucks such a beauty as 20 years old Merri Hays? Well, first thing you should do is to look at yourself. Are you at least 60 years old? Do you have lot of experience with girls?
happymathilda: “At the beginning of each series, Julian would give a note to each actor saying, ‘you must look after your character.’ And you do. You look after it, and it becomes you. I’m not quite as straightforward as Isobel, or as brave,
do-not-open-til-christmas: Remember that safe word you asked for? Well, I hope you know sign language, ‘cause I sure as hell can’t understand what you’re saying.
worthlessfuckholes: You should be flattered. Its not just that I want to expose you as a fucking whore who does what I say, when I say it, an exhibitionist cumdump who knows exactly what she’s for; though rest assured I do want that. I want people
kinneysexual: #JUSTIN AS THE ENTIRE FANDOM #WAIT WHAT DID HE SAY #DID HE JUST SAY #I THINK HE DID #HE DID #OMG #WE DO WAIT WHAT #AND BRIAN’S LIKE JUST BE CASUAL NNBD JUST ASKING MY NOT BOYFRIEND TO SHARE THIS MANSION I BOUGHT FOR HIM #NBD #REALLY
countrycurvybikerchick: There is one thing I can say I do not feel ashamed of my pregnant body and it sure doesn’t hurt that all these hormones are making me horny as hell. So reblog if you’re enjoying my body as much as I am. Very Beautiful!!!
I’m not interested in excuses. Street-walking all day and carrying around three months of cum while doing it can’t possibly be as tiring as having to count the money and tell you that it’s not nearly enough, or to deal with your whining when I say
thedirtynurse: I will do this because I love it, not just because you want it. Believe me when I say my pleasure from this act is just as great as yours. Actually, as I loosen you up for my fingers or my strapon, my pleasure may slightly eclipse
As said, Ponebooth has joined the project, and I can’t say how happy I am that she was willing to do this! Not only that, but her first piece of art gets paired with my very naughty, but not quite naughty enough, oneshot called Vinyl’s Favor
anyway, I only come on here to queue ads these days, but I wanted to say that BLACK LIVES MATTER, and as white people, the most important thing we can do right now is let black people speak. this is not up to us, we do not get to decide what is racist
thepoetandhispet: nickisunshine: If you delete sex worker captions you are blatantly saying: I don’t view you as a person. You are just a body to be masturbated to. What you are doing is not work and I do not want to spread your links for my own selfish
afatblackfairy: thepoetandhispet: nickisunshine: If you delete sex worker captions you are blatantly saying: I don’t view you as a person. You are just a body to be masturbated to. What you are doing is not work and I do not want to spread your links
As much as I like to say I wanna tie up a guy and make him cry, whenever I imagine myself doing it, imaginary Sophie ends up not being able to take anything seriously. Like, he’s on his knees, wearing a collar and looking perfectly submissive.
biologicalwarfare:tbh “do not follow if” is ridiculous might as well make one that says ”do not follow if:- You dont share my opinions EXACTLY (in which case your existence triggers me)- You are the same amount of alive as me- you breathe air
saundering: do not write the bulletpoints on your resumé like this instead do this your employer doesn’t care about what you actually did as much as they care about how you contributed to the workplace / “their bottom line” - saying you answered
mrcheyl: “ I’m not sure as to what I should say, I really just love my body lol why not show off something u love.. Just like why not sing when u love to do it, why not show ur art if u love art.. You know?” - Cierra Cierra / @cierra.vegas by @MrCheyl
askmeadowlark:@askfixit drew a thing for you. A-ah do not know what to say. You have caught me rather unready… As a Dragon, I do not sing, nor dance… not… not when anyone is around… It is not something Dragon’s typically do… But I have always
But rly tho, I’m going to say it again. This is not a spoiler-free blog. I will reblog fanart, discuss topics, and do fanwork related to material that is happening right now. I do tag everything as best as I can. If you don’t have it (and
trans-fan-boy: I can’t. I cannot. I do not have the capability. I am not able to. It is not possible for me. How many other ways do I need to phrase it before they stop hearing it as “I don’t want to”, and start hearing what I’m actually saying?!
videogamer382: she gulps. “i-im your pet and only when you grant them to me” she says as she is on the edge. “you are my pet, and you do not have any powers. There are powers that I can grant you, but they are not yours, they are mine. Do
glumshoe: Note to self: do not swear at children tonight. Do not say, “Fuck yeah, a dinosaur!” when you see a toddler dressed as a sweet triceratops.
miketysonknockouts:What do you think? Does a young Cassius Clay land this jab on a young Mike Tyson? They say Tyson hit as hard as Sonny Liston and Tyson was clearly more evasive. In case you do not know, Cassius Clay was a Muhammed Ali’s given name
Okay but seriously, I’m pissed. Do people not realize what they’re saying? Saying it’s a shame for the feminist movement that the baby is a boy is just about as bad as back when they were upset that royal offspring were girls when there is literally
wiggzpicks: mrcheyl: “ I’m not sure as to what I should say, I really just love my body lol why not show off something u love.. Just like why not sing when u love to do it, why not show ur art if u love art.. You know?” - Cierra Cierra / @cierra.vegas
kristywhat: Is it my fault for having a high level of expectations? You could say so. There’s a reason why I do though. It’s my fault for believing in your words and promises. I’m not saying I’m losing my faith, but I’m sure as hell not expecting
th3chariot: B: Not all of you tweet and Instagram as much as you used to back in the day but are you still searching it quite a lot? Do you read what the say? How much do you notice?
DAFUCK did I say last time? I know you're stupid as fuck, but DO NOT act like your stupidity is as an excuse to be a piece of shit. Consider this moment as me formally giving you a head start.
As a guy, this fucker pisses me off. No respect for anyone. Fuck that. Respect everyone, until they show they do not respect you. This girl just vented, not anything else. She didn’t say anything disrespectful or even joking. Just made
bombowykurczak: “So you’re saying that you’re not a spy of the Alliance, and only accidentally found yourself next to my camp?” Blood Elf looked at the prisoner, not believing her excuses. “I do not serve the Alliance as the rest of my ancestors.
mrcheyl: wolfcyn: mrcheyl: “ I’m not sure as to what I should say, I really just love my body lol why not show off something u love.. Just like why not sing when u love to do it, why not show ur art if u love art.. You know?” - Cierra Cierra
floozys: i’m not being funny at all when i say i truly do not love men as a whole, nothing close, there are men that i care for in my life but on a general scale i’m indifferent and skeptical when it comes to men. you can not teach girls to constantly
As Britt leaned against the wall she said, “I’m celebrating my Scottish heritage. Do you like my tartan bikini, Mr. Crude?”“Yes, very pretty, Britt. I must say, there’s not much to it.”“There’s even less in back. I think that’s to make
h0mewrckr: cute-as-pie: ever-hungry-aria: the-king-of-poland: kim-kanye-baby: eholaura: solarselection: small-baby-chihiro: ocebutt: dooptown: i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
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ofwnchesters: no but guys someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her DO YOU KNOWHOW AWKWARD IT ISTO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”AND THENSHE
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striders: there’s not anyone on my dash talking about obama’s plan to provide two free years of community college to everyone who’s willing to do 8 hours of community service per term and maintain a 2.0 gpa and let me just say: please, god, holy
glennrheesmoustache: Tbh as an ally if you’re not saying anything when your folks are stepping out of line you’re not doing shit. If you’re not prepared to try taking on that emotional labor to break down concepts for people who are saying ignorant
journaling-junkie: loverofthewrittenword: books-and-cookies: bruinhilda: As a library worker, there’s something I want to say to you. You do not have to apologize for the books you choose to read. At all. To anyone. You owe nobody any explanations;
knottytattooedkitten: Men (I don’t say gentlemen, as they don’t do this)… Please stop messaging random women dirty stuff. Don’t be vulgar and don’t send unsolicited pictures. Just STOP IT. Just because a woman blogs sexual things, does not
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rumshop: ag-beforever: bruinhilda: As a library worker, there’s something I want to say to you. You do not have to apologize for the books you choose to read. At all. To anyone. You owe nobody any explanations; you need no excuse or “good reason”
anadhelp: People from all walks of life can and do suffer from eating disorders. EDs do not discriminate based on gender, age, race, class, background, or sexual orientation–they are not a “teenage girl’s disease” as some stereotypes say. About
returnofthejudai: I’d like to say that this goes without saying, but I know that not to be the case. DO NOT BLAME ISLAM OR MUSLIMS AS A WHOLE FOR THE MASSACRE IN FRANCE. The only ones responsible are the people who participated in or planned the attack.
thechronicmasochist: thechronicmasochist: Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be considered half as good. Luckily, that is not difficult. So the caption on this is what my shirt actually says on the back, I’ve had this shirt since
living-in-chastity-too:ray978:To be honest, I do not notice it that much any longer.As she says: “You’ll get used to it …”
ok some liara doodles as i said i was gonna do (added femshep because how the hell was i not going to add her) liara’s saying “AMERICA” because unintentionally shes wearing red, white, and blue. >.>
remember kiddies, when reblogging art of a ship that includes one person from your own favorite ship, do not be obnoxious and leave comments relating it back to your own ship. please respect the post with the intended ship as is artists read the tags
was r/wb/y chibi S1 entirely poopy? no. it had good skits here and there that i genuinely enjoyed. but when the skits were bad they were bad. they outweighed the good, as is usual in this series lmsdfosg
nyahafuckingha: Happy holidays! I have some stuff I should probably get rid of, so I’ll be holding a giveaway.RulesThis will be ending on February 20th 23:59 PSTLikes and reblogs DO NOT count as entries. To enter into this giveaway, simply go here
