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“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
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“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d have no friends.”
“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it black or drugged?”
“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”
“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed Bach and forth all night.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
“Even if you were a serial killer, I’d ride in your cab.” Submitted by crimescenegiggle.
“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size of my cock.”
“Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want you to take me.” Submitted by deeppuddles.
“Let’s get under this blanket and give everyone a shock.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You are such a brilliant conductor of light, not even Bluebell can glow as bright as you.”
“What are you doing? Get back into the cage I made for you!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I never thought heroes existed until I met you.”
“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?”
“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.”
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.
“Let’s REALLY make people talk.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Want to see how far down this tan really goes?” Submitted by turtleplz.
“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”
“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you use the proper, high-pitched tone of voice when saying “Like a fairy!”
“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love for you.” Submitted by thecagedbirdwithasong.
“I would jump in front of a death frisbee for you, my dear.”
“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”
“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”
“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m finished with you.” Submitted (with photo) by i-am-s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d.
“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“I’d share deodorant with you even if it was for men.”
“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?”
“I’m hung like a Baskerville Hound.”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”
“My hip isn’t the only thing about me that’s bad. Let me show you how naughty I can be.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good way.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted by somepeaceplease.
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”
“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
“Minds aren’t the only thing I’m good at fucking.”
OH MY GOD. HOLY SHIT. WHAT THE F–?! HOW DID–?! I had a feeling that I was going to hit 1,000 this week, but I didn’t think I was going to hit it today; and I definitely didn’t think I was going to reach 80 over. WHAT THE HELL HAPPE
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your heart… Would you mind buzzing me in?”
