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counterpunches: wickedlyozome: bjorgmans: # no okay but look, at first her dad says #conceal IT #don’t feel IT #but then it just becomes #conceal #don’t feel #don’t feel ANYTHING #like she has to be stifled #because her powers are really
bokunoarmin: psa like if u wanna talk to me & are shy because u think ur bothering me pls do it i’m not cool or popular i’m a sad lonely meme
stillstealing:letitgoleviosa:queen-of-quiet-queefs:rumpled:Rush Hour bloopers.This is the cutest thing.jackie chan is so innocentthe majority of his bloopers anywhere are mainly him messing up his lines because English is like his third languagebut he’s
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
literallywhothefuckcares: 🐰On an Easter special late night edition of my life: “Are my eyes red because I’m super high or are they red because I took a bunch of loads to the face?“🌙 (the answer is a bunch of loads to my face that apparently
daddys-littlesluts: You are undoubtedly his. Because he wants to but most certainly because you want to. A collar around your neck with a leash attached that is held by him, emphasizes that.When he walks in one direction, you follow him like you are
just-shower-thoughts: Nobody can insult you like a child can. Not because they are malicious, but because they are honest and very observant.
lesbianxshuri: A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?” Pointless, really… “Do the stars gaze back?” Now that’s a question.
fiore-della-valle: politicalmachine: it feels like doomsday, but we’re actually getting much closer to a president donald trump. a lot of swing states are now leaning his way for the first time. not because most people agree with his ideals, but because
annoyinglbyprofoundcollectorlove:they are eith unhappy because their glasses are empty ot because they had to take off their shoes…I vote for empty glasses
hippiecosima: Favorite People → Évelyne Brochu “I like to be challenged, because I like to step out of my comfort zone, because I want to know what it’s like to see the world through other eyes.”
blvck-unicornn: timjpg: thepageofhopes: canaanimal: soulful-wildflower: BLACK EXCELLENCE ✨🍫 What does it matter what ethnicity he is? His accomplishments are amazing regardless. Because talented black people are constantly looked over, because
citrine8: cowbellguy: Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege. Just sent this to a guy. Now we wait
originalike: They hate the other at the maximum level, even when they are so united, because Lucifer was who created Jericho to be his eyes on the surface! This explains a few things, for example why both are so similar, or the reason because of Jericho
cowbellguy: Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
beyoncesson: cowbellguy: Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
cowbellguy: Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege. I’m not 100% sold, but I see the ‘pointe’.
lilithll: Villains as boyfriends (headcanons)Dabi🖤no matter how far along you are in the relationship, he’ll still use shitty pick up lines“Is your dad a baker? Because you got some nice buns”“Are you cinderella? Because I see that dress coming
titties-and-tattoos: Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege. HAHAHA
bakrua: I DONT THINK SOCIETY UNDERSTANDS??? LIKE YOUNG CHILDREN AT THE AGE OF 15 ARE KILLING THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY’RE GAY. THEY ARE YOUNG CHILDREN WHO HAVE DEEMED LIFE NOT WORTH LIVING BECAUSE OF PEOPLE STICKING THEIR NOSE IN WHERE IT’S NOT NEEDED.
adriofthedead: mysticorset: sketchlynx: mister-sunny: people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man. people
lesbellesbrunes: fullten: When little black girls, especially little black dark skin girls, enter this world it is very clear, the rules are made very aware, who is beautiful, and valued, and who is not. Simply because we are black, simply because we
angryhijabi: Look at these pictures. Read the fucking way they described it in the media. No, Muslims are not enraged because “oh noez !!! Teh wimminz show Teh Ankles!” We are angry because this arrogant, self-absorbed American with no knowledge
talesofthestarshipregeneration: whitepeoplermayo: angryhijabi: Look at these pictures. Read the fucking way they described it in the media. No, Muslims are not enraged because “oh noez !!! Teh wimminz show Teh Ankles!” We are angry because this
thepageofhopes: canaanimal: soulful-wildflower: BLACK EXCELLENCE ✨🍫 What does it matter what ethnicity he is? His accomplishments are amazing regardless. Because talented black people are constantly looked over, because black people have to
someone stole a minion pencil holder suitcase from work today?? this is annoying for several reasons but i really wonder how they pulled it off because those things are huge and sort of.. conspicuous
teratomarty:I NEED PRIVACY, NOT BECAUSE MY ACTIONS ARE QUESTIONABLE, BUT BECAUSE YOUR JUDGMENT AND INTENTIONS ARE.
hentai-and-dirtytalk: “Because in the end. You are nothing more than a toy. A deposit for spit, cum and piss. A meatsleeve men can use. A living pocketpussy. A fucktoy that should be fucked until broken. I hope you are ready slut~ because I won’t
ohmyalchemy: fma meme: [1/6] six scenes → van honhenheim’s dream “I’m sure we can change because we are weak and because we die. If that is not enough, if you are still not convinced we can change, then think about us and the days we spent
snorlaxatives:i hate the type of healthy person who says eating fruit is um actually bad for you because it’s “too much sugar” shut the fuck up these bananas are lucky they’re being consumed and not rotting on my counter like their ancestors
xxxcomedy: iamshizznasty: Kristina Rose fucked anally against the wall by Manuel Ferrara. She loves it and she’s in love, “Just you, Manuel, are good at fucking my ass, just you…. because you are the best…. because I love you…” He shushes
ohstarstuff: A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human? Pointless, really…”Do the stars gaze back?” Now, that’s a question. ― Neil Gaiman, Stardust
bitternectar: cowbellguy: Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege. I can’t believe 53,000 people think that giving men oral sex is
rattlesnaketail: Look Me In The Eyes, My Naughty Angel. I LOVE YOU, And I Am Always Proud Of You. Not Because You Are Naughty, But Because You Are Not Afraid To Be Naughty, With Or Without Me There.
cremitapalacara: 3.10 The Gorilla Experiment - “I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad.” waaaaaaaajajajajajajaja !! pedazo de capitulo wn xD!!!
beyondthedeepwoods: A philosopher once asked, ‘Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?’ Pointless, really… ‘Do the stars gaze back?’ Now that’s a question.
nachob0obs: cowbellguy: Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege. This is so fab
dimesandnicks: cowbellguy: Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege. Shiiiitttt Damn straight! Um… so to speak…
houndoom: is your name attractive because you are attractive or are you attractive because your name’s attractive
fivefoottwoandbulletproof: Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
arefinedrascal: myotpisgay: mycaterpie: eduardo-: losertakesall: anglepoiselamp: Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp. Blorp. Science. what the fuck is the last 1% 1% squish because blorp
cowbellguy: Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING AT THIS OMG HELPPP
who-started-this-fuckery: mentalltrillness: cowbellguy: Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege. LOL LOL
iamshizznasty: Kristina Rose fucked anally against the wall by Manuel Ferrara. She loves it and she’s in love, “Just you, Manuel, are good at fucking my ass, just you…. because you are the best…. because I love you…” He shushes her when she
1OO Films 9. Stardust (2007) A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?” Pointless, really… “Do the stars gaze back?” Now that’s a question.
iamnevertheone: A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?” Pointless, really. “Do the stars gaze back?” Now that’s a question.
willows-whiten-aspens-quiver:tambo-japanese: romanatty: “This person only bullies you because they’re jealous”“They’re just jealous honey it’ll pass”“Bullies are just insecure about themselves”No. That’s bullshit. People bully because