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itty-bitty-markipoo: So I got paired up with someone, and I’m not saying I was like super attractive, but afterwards, after the counselor paired me up, she turned me down! She came after me and was like “Yeah, I don’t wanna, like, I’ll still
cuckolding-books-library: “Yeah, he told me to stand and lean over the bathroom sink, in front of a mirror, and I was like I don’t know, and he was like Please, you’re gonna love it … and then he smacked my ass and said, ‘C’mon.’ ”“Nice.”“Yeah,
bronte-saurous: fartgallery: These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes. The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like
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Fantastic thing I heard at the gym today that motivated me like 546378291x:These two teenage guys were doing the cycles in front of the leg machine I was about to do and, thinking that I had my music on cuz my headphones were in, said to each other:‘That
There was someone who was/is making an OW women’s zine, and calls themselves a big wlw supporter, and was gonna let a few ppl participate in it and I was like ohhhh let me look up info on that I kinda want to join !! But then I read through their blog
unicornfan: i think a more interesting question than “when did you ‘join’ the internet” is “what was the first username you ever used”my very first ever username (that i remember) was HunterKiller75 cause i thought starcraft was the coolest
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
Sooo surprise I found one last diaper! Lol it’s old… not old like used!! But I accidentally tore the diaper when I tried to put them on and was like “well now I can’t use this” and took them off then was like “ I hate wasting tho so
alexmordamn: my mom just asked if she could try on my glasses to see how they look on her so i gave them to her and she went to look in the mirror and then came back into my room and was like “i dont think so what do you think” and i was like “mother
dreamwurks: ineffablye: Like everyone always talks about how amazing Rise of the Guardians’ animation was but I think we need to all take a step back and look at the work of art that TinTin was like just look at this animation like wow WOW look
oswining:Losing him was blue like I’d never known Missing him was dark grey all alone Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met But loving him was r e d GRAPHIC BATTLE | oswining vs. thatexactleaf ↪ topic: ninth dotor + red
Friendly reminder that there are plenty of people who like Thorin, Fili, and Kili, even if they know what happens to them in the books. Also, a person’s fan-worth shouldn’t be focused on if they have read the source material or not. (◕‿◕✿)
lesbianshepard: my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women
youlooklikearealbabetoday: “We tried with a real fox, it was the funniest thing. There were two foxes who turned up […] and were like ‘what the fuck is this?!’ and they lay down and the handler came up to me and was like ‘Tinkerbell doesn’t
robert-downey-jesus: I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE
I was thinking it’d be kind of cool if Finn’s new arm was, like, a combination of robotics and plants. Like, a skeletal robotic arm (probably ending in a claw because continuity) fitted with an irrigation system and plant superfood feeder
artemispanthar: I just found out my great-grandma died. Like, an hour ago ah, thank you for the well-wishes and condolences, you guys. I appreciate itShe was very old (102!) and we knew she was likely going to pass soon. I wasn’t particularly close
Something that amused me in that Rebecca Sugar interview from the other day was when one of the interviewers said something like “we were hoping you had your ukulele and we could maybe hear some Bacon Pancakes” and Rebecca was like “ugh”
artemispanthar:I was rewatching “Sadie’s Song” with my little sister and we spotted the Donut Authority. Someone capped this post and put it on Instagram and my little sister saw it and was like “*gasp* That’s just like what happened with
faygo-fuckyourself: faygo-fuckyourself: i ran to my class today in heels (they’re small, like an inch and a half at most) and this guy was spray painting something for art and i sprinted past him and was like “THAT LOOKS GREAT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
like-dry-clean-only: i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex he liked pigeons he was a vegetarian he was a babe he was shy he hated edison he’s
matturday: matturday: MY SISTER GOT HER PERIOD AND WAS LIKE “AM I GONNA GET IT EVERY JANUARY?!” AND MY MOM WAS LIKE “NO ONCE A MONTH” AND THEN MY SISTER YELLED “WHHAAATTT” AND FREAKED OUT SHE’S ONLY 12 AND SHE’S ALREADY 700% DONE WITH
xekstrin: I just saw something really delicious and was like ’oh man that food made me horny, but like, not in a sex way, in like a food way, I really want that food’ “hungry” “hungry” was the word I was looking for
clydedonovan: woah there koujak
mihlayn:one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years and
gurotrip replied to your post: “really missing my rabbit rn like i love my vibe but it’s just not the…”: i glanced over this post and was thinking pet rabbit and then i saw vibe and was like “hold on” and then
muura: snartha: muura: my friend sara posted this photo of a paprika core on her instagram and was like “hehe looks like a monster”so ofc i drew it“prii” is the sound it makes I read the description before I saw the drawing and was like
I told @nikoniko808 i had to go pee, then I thought I heard her say “small platter” so I was like ???ok and got her a small plate and she just looked at me super confused so I was like “what don’t you want this” and she still didn’t say anything
brat-grrrrl2: I made my crush take me to a club after the wedding last night. I was dancing and my crush was sat watching me and this old creepy dude came up and sat next to him and was like saying how hot I was and did he mind if he looked and my crush
kaijuno: mr-stereotypical: kaijuno: My mom woke me up and was like “get up let’s go to the market” so I was like ‘okay’ and I got up and got dressed and went out into the kitchen to see my mom just waking up still in her robe and she turns
scumfuckus: scumfuckus: apparently when i was born the…guy after the midwife? the baby doctor? was this russian guy with HUGE hands who just sorta. squeezed my head (my dad says he was worried that he was gonna crush me like a coke can) and was like
crankthatfrank: Who was there for Dan’s live show? I tipped him like 186k bars and my bank called me and was like “r u fckn srs” and I had to be like “ye i’m fckn phan trash m8”
tasnimsmentalroadtrip: tasnimsmentalroadtrip: The worst one was when I was in the mosque and I had a niqab on and some guy thought I was his WIFE and was like come on I parked the car a few roads away so we have to walk I walked for a minute and then
fullmetalfisting: there was this really sheltered boy in my middle school and his parents didnt even let him take sex ed like he had to go to the library and so one day someone dropped a tampon and he picked it up and was like “what’s this?” and
areyoutryingtodeduceme: #i bet while jackson was on his way out of town#he stopped over at danny’s house with his douchey jacket and his stupid big sunglasses and was like#’beacon hills fucking sucks i was a lizard for like a month you need to stay
do you guys know the term ‘wheeling’?? like I dont think people use it anymore except as a HAHA THROWBACK SLANG but yeah its basically the whole ‘we arent dating but we like each other and are a thing but not a serious thing’ anywho in grade
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING MEEEthis girl is my old ms/hs friend and now my bikram student. she invited me to her bday dinner and was like out of the blue “oh haha do you know aria?” and I was like..yes…why, how u know him? and she’s like “lol
i have a sylveon plush and keychains on my bag and i was at walmart and a guy came up to me and said “nice sylveon” and he smiled and walked away and i was like dsghdsfd//// gonna use my sylveons to talk to cute ppl
omg i was twitter and found someone from the old HS fandom who i really hated and found that they’re an even bigger asshole now than when i knew them, and they were harassing ppl who like yoi and and im justim so glad your ass isn’t in my fandom
idk what happened last night. i had already masturbated and was like, chill. then i was talking to boston boy and he wanted to see my boobs so i was like okay. but he’s one of those dummies who loves ass so i decided to be nice and sent him pictures
mynightwing: It was like my sister was teasing me on purpose all day. She kept bending over and giving me a full view of her sexy panties under her short skirt every couple of minutes. I got behind her and asked what she was thinking about, but I just
the-knights-who-say-book:roguemortal:the-knights-who-say-book: logarithmicpanda:the-knights-who-say-book: untitled god game, a video game where you play as a mischievous minor deity loose in an ancient cityit’s a lovely day in mesopotamia and you
harryspankme: this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this
cyberhorse: kidkendoll: nano-boosted-mercy: bunny-lungs: Hey remember that scene from It Could’ve Been Great where there was this ominous flouting sphere and Steven was like “wtf is that” and Garnet was like “that’s not what we came for”
MIKU APP UPDATE: she juST ASKED ME “what should i give to Luka?” and one of the options was “tuna” and then she was like “exactly what i was thinking!" miku was……………….that
Also hey another funny thing: when I first started posting overwatch art I would scroll thru the tags and occasionally see it tagged “ow” and be like “omg are u guys ok”
remember when weiss asked blake individually if she wanted to have some coffee w/ herand blake the damn cool kid said “tea” because she cant with coffee and weiss was like just like cool we outand then they did just that
almea: 50% of my Raven feelings are just “Raven, why?” Because after we found out her semblance was to always come back to certain people, it was like, oh Raven’s so shitty for never coming back to Yang. But now it’s like, Raven did come back
fattifatphat: broken-skies-and-angel-wings: This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as well as men, and he said, “One time I was reffing a womens softball game, on the full moon, and -“ And I was like, ” Why does it matter
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