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600goingon700: Happy (Worship My) Fat Friday! If you assume the average 6'0" or so male is about 196 pounds, then this means that this gaining god’s being is roughly two-thirds soft, jiggly lard. And I have only one thing to say to that&helli
koidrake: I’m slowly starting to catch up with some giftarts I wanted to make, so have patience if I promised to do so long ago, and if I didn’t, then you might get a nice surprise someday… or not This one for xana, cuz he is cool and I’ve been
alrights: no-vvolf: solidarity means you leave no one behind to be a prisoner of the coppers jesus fuckin christ this is so powerful all of these people taking pictures and standing by and then like 2 people have the guts to do something Viva la
cleanbedsheets: another one we thought you might like :) Enjoy! And share of course!xx submitted by them aka this awesome couple I’m lucky to befriend on Tumblr I adore people who love each other a lot and have sex a lot. And then I love people
good-little-fucktoys: If you are a cute little ‘innocent’ slut like this one. Desperate to have your holes put to good use and trained to be a good fucktoy, then message me little sluts and present your udders and fuckholes for assessment.
I have probably posted this one before. I love it when you say, “I want you to take your clothes off very slowly until you are in just your underware, and then come here!”
heeeeeere, ass piggy. nnnghhhh gotta let this play just…one..more…time. we won’t get too dumb. yeaaahhh, good piggy. then you’ll stop. just…one more…time. it’s not as if we have no control. right, piggy? piggy and
fostresszshalm:Do You Have Skin Cancer?# 5 Learn Your ABCDE’sLook at your moles and imagine that there is an imaginary line drawn down the middle. If the mole is asymmetrical, or uneven, on either side then this is one of the warning signs you should
alrights: no-vvolf: solidarity means you leave no one behind to be a prisoner of the coppers jesus fuckin christ this is so powerful all of these people taking pictures and standing by and then like 2 people have the guts to do something
ventureneverlost: Whoops, I forgot to post my bathtub shoot attempt! Hopefully one day I’ll have a photographer to help me with this type of shoot and get way better photos but until then, here are these :) They look fantastic you have got an amazing
jadethefirefox: desuke-dragon-queen: kathplanet: i just learned this and have to share it with the world. the captain of a ship can officiate marriages, but the 1st mate can also officiate marriges if the captain is the one getting married. and the
gingersnapwolves:whatevergreen:rahulkoh:“When you send me for a role and it says ‘South Asian, his name is Raj’ … I say ‘I don’t fucking want it.’ And then the next one comes in and it says it doesn’t have a race. ‘This is John. 30s.
kawaiidetectiveenthusiast: Cassie Cage and familia… its got sound but you might want to mute this one shit came apart on me. But then I have no quality control and its free so… your move congress. mixtape
bunnymundnotaroo: ((Ok… so who else noticed that Jack was crying here? You have to look real close, but he is. This is right after Bunny almost decked him one. Too small to see it? Try clicking on this post, click “hi def” below the pic and then
iworkfornickfury: dearjacquelinee: sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough
carmessi: koidrake: I’m slowly starting to catch up with some giftarts I wanted to make, so have patience if I promised to do so long ago, and if I didn’t, then you might get a nice surprise someday… or not This one for xana, cuz he is cool and
So…today.. i feel like i’ve done an entire week in one day or something. Went to work early this morning, and was obviously at work, then leeds where i saw family, including grandparent who insists on telling me the same warning stories
valerieparker: domics: montoya: domics: Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ? So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence”
untiltheendofitall: davegrohlio: benjamin-cumberdash: davegrohlio: Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear Having someone to take them off You win this time And then the disappointment after buying new ones…knowing
sweetkimmyopenwomb4use: Yes, open me. Yes, fill me with your cock. Yes, fuck me. And, No, do not pull out - that wouldn’t be fair to either one of us. To build up this pleasure and then have you pull your cock out of me just to waste your potent
kimmybabygirl4deepbreeding: Yes, I need you to open me.Yes, fill me with your cock. Yes, fuck me. No, do not pull out - that wouldn’t be fair to either one of us. To build up this pleasure and then have you pull your cock out of me just to waste
laughingsquid: Clocky, A Motorized Alarm Clock That Runs Away So the User Can’t Snooze I have this. Unfortunately, I can sleep through anything and you can turn off the alarm with one button and then go back to bed.
poodelle:1blck7:When you have to hold the mcdonalds bag in the car so you eat fries out of everyone else’s fry and then take the one with the most when you get home This is my aesthetic
domics: montoya: domics: Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ? So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence” and
liquid-liam: ihopehetakesyourfilthyheart: You know when you’re always there for someone and the one time you need them they couldn’t give less of a shit That’s why I talk to myself, then I don’t have this problem.
bnekkid83: Now ask yourselves. Wouldn’t you like to have more than just enough confidence to get your hands on some body paint and make a beautiful fashion statement like this one? Then why not make this the
shadownight2194: valerieparker: domics: montoya: domics: Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ? So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then
ze-d: Imagine this waking up next to your lover seeing the sunset over the ocean, having a double shot coffee and then going for a surf naked, it doesn’t matter because there is no one around. you work during the day at your favourite store and come
poodelle:1blck7: When you have to hold the mcdonalds bag in the car so you eat fries out of everyone else’s fry and then take the one with the most when you get home This is my aesthetic
deathpoolquinn: thatsmoderatelyraven: wakaflackalypse: my house i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know are you Tim Burton?
mrgolightly: If you’re not obsessed with the fact that one of the most popular shows on TV this season is made up of an almost entirely female cast that’s full of Oscar winners and nominees, then I have nothing to say to you.
independentwomenpart1: baddiebey: Tfw you’re the third wheel and nobody cares about what have to say Drake: And then I started to tell my driver tha- Jay-Z: Bwahaha, great story Aubrey; this one time I- Drake: Firstable, Jay-Zed I’m trying to talk
a-russian-penis: —stridersexual: one-tarantella: >Answer pesterchum. What? No, you don’t have time for this shit. A meteor was going to hit your house but then you broke some totem thing and teleported away or some other magical bullshit
boneheadedram: When you know you have the hottest mother among all your friends, and you know you are the only one who gets to see her like this bouncing over you every morning while all of the other fuckers in class are probably dreaming of her.. then
a-wank-and-a-nap: allourdesires: I Have an Idea! This is an old Honeybe1 caption which I’ve only just found. You know I find myself following one old caption back to its source and then suddenly going on a trawl through all of those who liked it
poodelle: 1blck7: When you have to hold the mcdonalds bag in the car so you eat fries out of everyone else’s fry and then take the one with the most when you get home This is my aesthetic
bootythug: I can’t wait to go to Italy this summer so I can meet the Pope and propose some new ideas: Baptism water park Everybody gets a glass of wine instead of a sip Extreme Confessions (where you confess your sins and then have to battle with one
