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“I don’t think you understand, big brother. When I said I thought you were really strong and wanted you to work out with me, I meant I wanted you to fuck me. So I’ll ask again: Wanna work out with your little sister?”
jockforuse: Hey there, buddy. You fell behind on your rent again. I know I said I was going to kick you out if it happened again, but I like having you around, and I thought of a better solution. You can keep living here, but not as my roommate. From
At first, you thought they were faking a lesbian seduction. After that kiss, you noticed your wife’s arousal. It was then when she said, “tell you hubby to leave us alone for a long while.”
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But I only let you take that picture cos we were dating and you said that you loved me. I don’t want dirty old men from tumblr jerking off over me. Well, on second thought now that I think about it….
When you and your cute little friend wanted to have a sleepover, I said that was just fine and then explained that bedtime meant bedtime.When I checked on you ten minutes after bedtime what did I find? Where I expected to see two cute, snoozing little
oramixbottomlessoramix:You said your pussy needed some fresh air, and oh silly me, I thought you meant your kitten!. But now I realise you wanted to go for a walk to (semi-) publicly show off your pussy. I must say, I like the way you live out your bottom
swrredhead: Remember what you said to me honey, that night you had too much to drink and I let you fuck my ass. Remember? No, well I do. I do believe you thought it was funny to push in deep, really deep right away. So, my sweet pet, now it is
myeroticbunny: “So you told me your fantasy and I’ve thought a lot about it; I’m willing to give it a try but I have one condition. If you are okay with my request then I will agree to everything you said. Cool? Okay. It has always been my fantasy
ephebophile65:Hey, Mr. Ephebophile—Jenna-slutt thought you might enjoy this…in fact, she said it was guaranteed to drive you crazy and turn you into a helpless pathetic goon. How’s it working so far?
punk-: “I have two more questions for you,” I said. No reply. “Are you really Shia LaBeouf?” The bag moved. I thought he was smiling. Then I looked at his eyes. They were red and watery. “Can you give me a sign that you’re really Shia LaBeouf?”
Oh my god! I know you said you saw your friend Danny in the shower after gym class and you thought he had a bigger dick than you. But damn son, that’s a monster!
submissive-william: Hi sweetie! How’s your day at work going? I thought I’d send you this photo of what’s waiting for you at home … and to tell you that I found another key to your chastity cage hidden in your office drawer … after you said
I thought that’s what you said. It’s going to take you a long time to get out of the trouble you’re in. And maybe your dreams will come true. I might enjoy it. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
black-quadrant: Yesterday you said something about Karkat being sandwiched between Ferefi and Vriska, and… well, I thought I’d sketch out the three zodiacal water signs having a tryst because you made it sound like such a great idea. Hope this is
theoriginalspiralking: You said Spirals don’t affect youWell these are not spirals Per sayjust some images10 non SpiralsThat draw your attentionmore and moredrawing you inWell your thoughts inmaking you blankEmptyRelaxeda receptacle for BlissFor Pleasure
On Inikigayo, B1A4 was singing Baby Good Night. It was like, 3:30 am and when they said, "You still awake? Oh girl! Off to bed with you!" and I thought, "So. Mother. Fucking. Damn. Relevant."
hylianhero7: chervenkotka: for you and me who experience artblock..keep on drawing! this is beautiful and I won’t deny that, but I laughed way too hard at the end because I thought it said “And that’s all a mattress”
bodybuilers4worship: drock3eb: Click reblog if you like it, and FOLLOW if you want more. I have a little bit of everything. I tag my stuff so you can find what you want to see. When my trainer said he was going to double my does I thought he meant
lovetobepegged: cdleesa: So I’m feeling like a lucky guy. When I got home yesterday, my lady says, “remember you said you liked it when I put more than 1 finger up you ass? Well I got this and thought we could try it.” Spectacular! Lucky
apervertedthought: “Oh my god son, I thought you were joking when you said I was attractive! Wow!” We were chilling on the beach and I had just been staring at her, but nothing creepy, so I wondered how she realized this and looked down,
princesssilverglow: After watching the Sneak Peek I noticed Garnet did it again. Like in the first episode when Amethyst said it was their idea to get the Cookie Cats Garnet said: “The whole thing was my idea.” And now in the Sneak Peek she did it
A while back I was listening to music with my little sister and we were listening to Overkill by Colin Hay (here) and she said “This song kind of reminds me of Pearl, you know, after Sardonyx but before ‘Friend Ship’” and I just felt it was
ive said this time and time again but im still gonna stand firm :what ppl need to understand is theres a difference between whats on tv and whats real life. when you see it on tv its scripted. its not real. when you see something happen in real life its
fullyrealized: zero0fruks0given: superfluousman: “Taako cant be fat cuz in the liveshow he said he wasnt a bear” you FOOLS, he could just not be hairy, and we know taako isnt super masc, learn ur gay culture I thought they said taako had a lean
oneoakdutch: badgyal-k: lonelytreestump: shasta-brah: and-you-thought-you-knew-me: yoooooo Dude. i take back every bad thing ive ever said about baseball Oh damn this is gonna end up on Outrageous Acts of Science lol Baseball takes talent and
I was watching Purple Rain last night, and they thought this song was weird, the club owner even said “nobody understands your music but you” and I was like “that shit was dope, fuck you mean?”
just-shower-thoughts: If you turn off the news and actually socialize with people, you’ll notice how little hate there is out there. You said there’s little hate out there. The actual real world determined that’s a lie.
herhappysissywife: A Woman’s Prerogative“Just stay the way you are” She said.“But…i thought you wanted me in a dress?” the sissy cuckold asked.“I did, but he wants you in just lingerie and heels” the Wife replied.“I’m going to feel
felkina: “Mm I thought I said to pull out when you were gonna cum! It’s okay… But as your punishment… You need to push it back inside and milk your balls dry, fill my pussy and stir your seed around inside me so not even an inch of my pussy is
bradx545: ahhpigtailgirls: You seem like a very loving girl!! Thanks grandpa. Grandma said you really enjoyed a good blowjob when you were younger and thought you still might.
forceful-sir: That will be the last time you ever swipe right. Come back for one drink, I’m so glad you said yes! When you woke up, strapped to my table, the thoughts running through your hazy mind must have been scary! To hear me come in and
t4tgay: years ago i remember reading this “how to pass as an ftm” guide online where the guy writing it said smthn along the lines of like “if you’re pre t and youre fat you’ll never pass” and that has always stuck with me. i thought about
I brought you some tea. I thought you might be cold out here.You’re so sweet. Thanks. Are you okay? You seem out of sorts. Sorry. I’ve just been thinking about something Toph said. She told me that the world doesn’t need me and it’s basically
thebootydiaries: read-me-loud-and-queer: my-little-rey-of-sunshine: thebootydiaries: rexcorvii: anyways the way i see it if you’re lucky enough to get thebootydiaries to snap you back, you’re lucky enough i thought this said “snap your back”
debbiesboy: the-salty-taste-of-humiliation: Salty and Humiliating. i did what you said baby and stayed quiet the hidden cam worked a treat i could see everything i told you that my friends would if they thought i wasnt here i cant wait to taste what
kacir18: Gladio is sassing Ignis“C'mon Iggy, I know you can do better than that - he’s a big boy. He can take it”Innuendos are hit or miss with Prompto“When you said you wanted to catch up I thought you meant a beer and a chat!?”-Patreon
naughtycplforfun: “Bill was here, said he thought you and he had a golf date. He hung around and asked me why I was all dressed up. I told him about the party we had later at the Hilton. I don’t know what you’ve told Bill about me but it was
hornyfamilylife: brothersisterfathermother: “…for Twister!” I said as I walked back into the living room, only to find my sister like this on the couch. She looked at me sheepishly and said, “I thought you meant something else with ‘get ready’?”
nofoodnolove replied to your post: I know what I’m going to be for Escape now. It… I thought you were going to be me?? No, no you silly whale. I said we can be matching kawaii whales one time. And you’d be blue & I’d be pink
Trish looked back at Mr. Crude and said, “But, I thought you wanted me to be your arm candy this afternoon?”“I do, but if you wear that, I’m afraid you’re also going to be my fuck toy long before the end of our walk,” he replied.Trish grinned
“Oh! There you are! I thought you’d run out on me,” said Mr. Crude when he finally found Tamika sitting out on the balcony.“Run out on you? Not hardly! In fact, I was just thinking about how nice it’d be if you walked up close to me and fucked
“I gotta hand it to you, Sabrina… you know how to dress for inclement weather,” said Mr. Crude.“I’m a little surprised to hear you say that, old man. I would’ve thought you’d want me to wear just my rain boots and this transparent rain
Aria tried to look like she was studying when Mr. Crude came in to let her perform her special project.“Hello, Mr. Crude! I thought you could bend me over my desk and fuck my ass from behind, if that’s alright with you,” she said.“Are you sure?
“I know what you’re thinking, Mr. Crude, and you’re wrong. I haven’t changed my mind about performing my special project,” said Faye after he entered her dorm room. “I thought you might enjoy watching me do a little striptease before you
“It looks like you’re enjoying the new toys, Kay! I thought you would,” said Mr. Crude. “I especially like using the app-controlled vibrator, and judging from how wet your pussy is, I’d say you enjoy it, too. Shall I give
kjakerz: hypieeme: emu-sing: k-a-l-i-e-r-r: Your blog has now officially been signed by the amazing Walt Disney. You’re welcome. I’m crying i thought it said aloht Disney and i became very confused…. I thought it was “Won’t Disney”
idiotblogger: So in 7th grade we had to write a paper on what you thought you were in your past life based on how you act now. So some really quiet kid that no one talked to went to the front of the class and just said in the most mellow toned voice
women-weaken-legs: “I’m so glad you’re home honey. Can you please untie me. Jerome came over for the day and he thought it would be funny if you found me like this. He said he wanted to leave you a reminder of who was in charge now. What’s
sanguinary-princess: You said you wouldn’t leave me or hurt me. I actually thought you were different. That’s my problem with every guy that I meet. I think for a moment “they’re just like everyone else” but then I change my mind and give them
nursery: ive said this before but creating your own reality is really the best art you can ever make. creating worlds. creating the person you want to be and the life you want to live. im the biggest advocate of thought manifestation
moneymandy: To the anon who just wrote in my ask box. Sorry my reflex to block you automatically kicked in but I thought I would share a picture with you. You said it was unsafe to dye your hair while pregnant and Amber Rose is waiting to bleach her
batorboy: apervertedthought: “Oh my god son, I thought you were joking when you said I was attractive! Wow!” We were chilling on the beach and I had just been staring at her, but nothing creepy, so I wondered how she realized this and looked
