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I’ve yet to ever get a ‘Golden Shower’ in my life. I’m not sure how I feel about taking a direct hit to my face with one of my black guy’s piss. I have let four or five guys pee on my lower back and on my ass while in the
doppiapenetrazione: herdominion: i begged Her to enslave me and make me Her cuckold. She accepted, and now there is no going back. Please visit my blog, “to be Her cuckold”, to read about my life as the “insignificant other" in our
sirs-littleone: Want to read more about me and my Owner? You can check out our new blog, Life is Better Unfair. It will be written by both of us and focused on our relationship more than this blog currently does, which is more about my own personal taste
sissyhusbandfantasies: I don’t know how many of my fans like hearing about me and my wife’s sex life but… The other night, after licking and fingering my wife to orgasm (which is the norm)… And a good 20 minutes of excruciating teasing of my
holdbeast: absedarian: obsessionisaperfume: suricattus: robotmango: madamethursday: tariqk: eclecticmuses: roane72: alwayshometomarvel: roane72: esterbrook: roane72: The thing about Tumblr that probably makes me saddest is the underlying
spoiledbard: all this talk about contacts on my dash reminded me of vwhy I nevwer vwear contacts. captor scarred me for life vwith a fuckin’ video. >:/ fuckin’ captors.
stylesfancy: how come my followers don’t ask me questions and want to know about my life like how often i pee or my fav flavor of chips or how much milk i like in my cereal or what shampoo i use or my GPA or my political party preference or my moms
Lately I’ve been feeling unhappy with myself and my body, and I want to change that. I want to do my tumblr and snapchat for ME again.SO, I will be getting back on that fitness grind as part of my efforts to get back into shape and feel good about myself
Lol wut?Did you guys actually read my journal post? Or did you just read “my life is in shambles” and assume the worst. Maybe wait until you get to the line about me exercising and shoveling dicks in me before you assume that I’m crying for help
pancakeke:animators fuck me up. if you asked me to draw something it would take every ounce of my life to complete this task. if you then asked me to draw it again a little to the left I would die
till-whenever: MBLAQ Lee Joon & Baby (von jooniesu2) FORGET ABOUT MY HISTORY EXAM !! OH MY GOD IVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE THOUGH ITS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE ! FU*** DIED JOON OMG BE THE FATHER OF MY FUTURE CHILDREN PLS !!!
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: You ever wonder… what kind of fanfictions people would write about you, if you were a character? What AU do you think I would suit most? What are the tags? Am I a fav or an Umbridge? How would you write me? Like… so
anawinkaro: bismuth: PEARL - Oh Steeeeeeeeven, would you mind helping me find my cellular phone? steben - why the fuck have you been lying to me my entire life, pearl? XDD
allrisejewels: Thank you for loving me unconditionally over the past six years.I won’t, however, ask for you to wait for me.Instead, please support me again ...if you still like me when I come back with a heart of starting anew.
thevelvetpelican: Me: *going about my life, accomplishing normal life milestones* My brain: There are castles for sale. In the European countryside. Buy one. Disappear. Adopt a flock of ravens. Become a local legend.
packageofgirlyevil: “I won’t change and my perspective won’t change. I want to continue my life the way I live it, and I’m not going to let anything stop me from doing that. It isn’t all about acting. There’s a lot more to life than Hollywood.”
I have a shift for work tomorrow (I’m weak and caved and took coverage late last week ok don’t attack me) and now I’m like… in UTI mode. So I emailed my boss about it around ¾ o'clock. I asked if she knew anyone who
everything is making me think of my ex best friend why the fuck did I spend more than half of my life with her why did she look at all those years we had and went nope I’m not even going to give this person a conclusion
softlysam: anyone up for sleepover saturday? (▰˘◡˘▰) send me embarrassing stories descriptions of your crushes (SERIOUSLY OK) cheesy jokes/puns/pickup lines assumptions about my life (idk man) ask me curious questions for advice (life/blog,
ohcaptainswans: me: *pauses the episode bc i’m not ready for what’s about to happen*
bentanyl-box:i am addicted addicted addicted addicted to anything that distracts me. i cannot deal with my own thoughts, memories, emotions. i dont want to think about myself or my life or anything at all related to me.
Earlier today my little sister burst into my room and was like “ARTIE! There were BEARS! There were BEARS on the NEWS! A WHOLE FAMILY OF BEARS was right in the middle of the street!”. She ran into my room just to tell me there were bears on
theappleppielifestyle: hot mess otp aus pt. 3:‘i called the wrong number and started talking about my life and you only interrupted me after a few a few minutes of me revealing some pretty personal stuff and now youre invested in my life troubles’
bornfreeyunjae: “This is how it has always been with me. Give me something good, I’ll destroy it. Love me, I’ll destroy you. I have never felt deserving of anything in my life.”
thelavellans: me talking about my life: ▶🔘________________00:00:06 me talking about video games: ▶🔘________________168:48:15
pink-moonprincess: 🎼Life inside the music box ain’t easy🎼 🎼 The mallets hit the gears are always turning 🎼 Make a little princess happy! Buy me stuff! Me, me, me! || Ask me about my uncensored blog! ***(Please don’t remove caption)***
I’ve let go of so many toxic people from my life in the last two years that I have nothing left They have drained me from my ability to be social, from helping others, from being alive As much as I want to have friends again I’m so paranoid about
One of the girls at work yelled at me for asking her to lock her chemicals away for the third time and the only advice my director gave me was ‘kill em with kindness’Bitch can’t I just kill em??
Sometimes it just gets to me that anyone can kill or attack me because of my race, gender and sexuality. As a black gay woman, no one gives a fuck about my life
doktorleckter: dicksandwhiches: sexysmirkemoji:My life story in 6 seconds My life as a college student, smh or when u r a social media manager
Sometimes you just have to drink pink lemonade out of a straw and dream about your girl
The part I hate the most about my life is the fact that it’s my life. Even me breathing n living pisses me off. I pray to see the next day but I’m so tired that the next day just seems so ugh. I honestly hate myself so much it’s making
titenoute: hiddlesherethereeverywhere: pr1nceshawn: Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life. THIS IS IMPORTANT When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret
scarletsplace: I need to vent. STOP telling me you don’t want to hear about my life, children and problems. My life is focused on my children and making the money needed to support them (with 4 children its expensive!!) My plan is to almost completely
oswinwaled: God, i wish my life was a movie sometimes. you know, i’d never have to worry about my hair, or having to go to the bathroom. and then when i’m at my lowest point, some guy would chase me down the street, pour his heart out and we’d
hereisatinypotato: As someone who is generally pretty quiet, and has been constantly interrupted and talked over my whole life, I just feel the need to express my genuine love for people who actually listen. People who give me time to talk and promt
adrenaline: do you ever feel the need to ask someone if they still want you in their life because it always feels like they don’t care about you or that you are bothering them.
okay your tweets are making me feel lightweight uncomfortable lol you are supposed to be spiritually guiding me through life; this is hilarious but so awkward omg AND THE THING IS this is the type of thing i would tweet about (my awkwardness) EXCEPT
koalatea: i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will
I haven’t had a manic meltdown in almost a year!!!!
43820.) Stop judging me. Stop thinking that you know everything about my life. Stop making me feel useless. Stop making me feel like life spoiled me because it's not true. I get hurt too. I get angry too. I fail a lot. I have been through a lot of tough
toastoat: me: *scrolls down my facebook feed until i see something that makes me feel bad about my life* ah yes
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Hey everyone. Just a small update about my personal life. If you follow me on Twitter or are on my patreon Discord server you might have already heard.My dad passed away earlier this week. It wasn’t completely out of the blue. I’ll be okay.
so things have still been…. weird and frusterating and exhausting in my life rn which is why ive been pretty much absent. Sorry about that guys, i didnt plan this at all 😔It might take me until late next month to get my bearings again and try
