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iguanamouth: keep seeing posts like “this april fools dont do these things”. and then afterwards they suggest acceptable pranks. rickrolling. url swaps. wrong. youre all wrong. the only prank allowed is when someone asks you to put a couple of ice
philisntcool: silentnoisemaker: wow look at all these useless websites watch a dog lick your screen forever ever wanted to slap a bald guy with an eel? one of those circle picture things dont even get me fricken started this ones got a penis in it
tittily: public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity and then you look down at your textbook and its like
genderflummox: “never use this word because it’s common, instead use all of these things that i’ll call synonyms even though they carry different connotations and will change the meaning of your dialogue if you use them” — very bad
underking: genderflummox: “never use this word because it’s common, instead use all of these things that i’ll call synonyms even though they carry different connotations and will change the meaning of your dialogue if you use them” — very
countthroughtherests: keyofdminor: themusicpoint: Orchestra Kitchenware: play with your food! [Source] If I had the money, I would commission someone to compose an ensemble piece using all of these things. …And it would be titled Dining Room Music.
puppyluver256:The impenetrable squat wall will protect you from all chain posts in the vein of “reblog or terrible things will happen to you”, just by showing up on your dash. These guys have you covered.
valykas: fxrensicate: gothfathur: The saddest thing in the world is when you’re really excited to see a person and you’ve imagined all these scenarios in your head about how it would go and then you get there and it’s awkward and you’re both
andioyu:pizza and harry potter movies :3 whyyyyy does nothing in these movies make seeeense. why did you chaaaaange everythiiiiing. what is up with all this. harry don’t yell at your friends like that.
thatcarolinadarlin: valykas: fxrensicate: gothfathur: The saddest thing in the world is when you’re really excited to see a person and you’ve imagined all these scenarios in your head about how it would go and then you get there and it’s awkward
underking: genderflummox: “never use this word because it’s common, instead use all of these things that i’ll call synonyms even though they carry different connotations and will change the meaning of your dialogue if you use them” — very bad
puppyluver256: The impenetrable squat wall will protect you from all chain posts in the vein of “reblog or terrible things will happen to you”, just by showing up on your dash. These guys have you covered.
opalclit: things about cuddling that fanfictions often fail to mention: “move my arm is falling asleep” “i can’t breathe” “just jam your knee right up my crotch. this is fine” “omg get up you’re taking up the whole bed” “did you
shipwrecked-thoughts: The saddest thing in the world is when you’re really excited to see a person and you’ve imagined all these scenarios in your head about how it would go and then you get there and it’s awkward and you’re both distant and
snowvietboy: valykas: fxrensicate: gothfathur: The saddest thing in the world is when you’re really excited to see a person and you’ve imagined all these scenarios in your head about how it would go and then you get there and it’s awkward and
gaggedforhim: swindleleather:A doggy-style-stockade… All the fun projects! These things are evil :-) Your legs and arms will quickly start wobbling, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
magalomania: claudiagypsyheart-blog: It’s the scariest thing ever to realize how much someone means to you. When it hits you, I mean really hits you, all these thoughts and questions rush through your head at once. A sad emotion even starts to creep
macgruberrr: sensei-aishitemasu: kili-fili-and-frilly: And for all these reasons, I’ve decided to scalp you, and burn your village to the ground. HAPPY THANKSGIVING Reblogging every day this month tbh I learned this entire thing by heart
lyjerria: no but in all seriousness, don’t force relationships and don’t force friendships. if these things aren’t flowing into your life naturally, you can do without them until they do.
guapofulltime: “Take advantage of it now, while you are young, and suffer all you can, because these things don’t last your whole life.” ― Gabriel García Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera
fyeahdougiepoynter: Dougie just cause your single doesn’t mean you can go around eating underwear. These things can hold major diseases for all you know
underking: genderflummox: “never use this word because it’s common, instead use all of these things that i’ll call synonyms even though they carry different connotations and will change the meaning of your dialogue if you use them” —
Pen pals are fun. I love creating physical art and letters that someone else will get in a couple days time. Not knowing when you’ll get one back makes receiving your next letter that much better. All of these things are great, especially with big brother
fxrensicate: gothfathur: The saddest thing is when you’re excited to see a person and you’ve imagined all these scenarios in your head about how it would go and then you get there and it’s awkward and you’re both distant and you leave with this
dailyemsten: if you want to run for prime minister, you can. if you don’t, that’s wonderful, too. shave your armpits, don’t shave them, wear flats one day, heels the next. these things are so irrelevant and surface to what it is all really
brandon100193: tomdunlop: I swear, I think your cock got bigger since you left Florida!! The funny thing is.. All these pics were in Florida…
pvityn-deactivated20170815: this is not just all in your head, mind over matter makes these things feel so real.
The saddest thing in the world is when you’re really excited to see a person and you’ve imagined all these scenarios in your head about how it would go and then you get there and it’s awkward and you’re both distant and you leave with this crushing
lyjerria:no but in all seriousness, don’t force relationships and don’t force friendships. if these things aren’t flowing into your life naturally, you can do without them until they do.
cldempse: fxrensicate: gothfathur: The saddest thing in the world is when you’re really excited to see a person and you’ve imagined all these scenarios in your head about how it would go and then you get there and it’s awkward and you’re both
kamidoodles: rosalarian: drugstoreprincess: Finally, a makeup advertisement addressing the fact that makeup is an ARTFORM, and isn’t only used to “hide your flaws”. Did Maybelline install surveillance equipment in my house? All of these things
hoshiko2 replied to your post: Some people might hate me for this buuuuuuut Reasons why I stay out of these things. Lol. I didn’t pick a side at all. I usually do but I thought it would be fun, and it was for like half a day. I should just continue
manx10: “Oh, huh? Romance. Yeah all these feelings. The only thing I can think to do with them is put them up your ass.”
slo-your-roll: lovesolitudes: i actually feed on intelligence i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things about music, films, religion, beliefs, history i love listening to peoples opinions i love big words i want to suck in all these smart
radioactive-bunny-of-death: corpxe:My OCD will be the death of me when it comes to making my daughters vest. Also the whole “all-these-patches-are-too-big-for-this-teeny-vest” thing is killingg meee. YOU’RE MAKING A VEST FOR YOUR BABY that is
thisloveisaweed:lamelyyy:The saddest thing in the world is when you’re really excited to see a person and you’ve imagined all these scenarios in your head about how it would go and then you get there and it’s awkward and you’re both distant and
fxrensicate: gothfathur: The saddest thing in the world is when you’re really excited to see a person and you’ve imagined all these scenarios in your head about how it would go and then you get there and it’s awkward and you’re both distant
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