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“Well we need to talk, don’t we? Cus you boys…you’ve added quite a bit to ya death count, haven’t you?”Ep 50, The Adventure ZoneADDED TO THE DEATH COUNT NO SHIT I’VE DIED A HUNDRED TIMES OVER THESE TWO ASSHOLES Buy Me Coffee | Commission
superpikachuboy: Thanks subbii2 for helping me make the last one ^_^ Also screw you Tumblr for your dumb 2mb limit >_>. And finally; screw everyone else making gifs <_< making me have to work harder and shit -_- Oh ! And I will be posting
snorl4x: dear everyone that sent me messages today, fuck you. i like myself and i am sick of being treated like shit when i have done nothing wrong. who the FUCK are all of you to tell me what’s wrong with my body and what i should change? i’m not
I can’t be the only one that thinks it’s really fucking weird to publicly post your GPA right
Some of y’all: Discourse!! Anger!! Me: Go run yourselves a bath and chill omg it’ll be deeper than the arguments you’re having anyway
slimttltywon: Smh ok stop fuckin follow requesting me on snap if you not doing freaky snaps I do this for fun I have no interest in your personal life so all that talking and flexin you won’t be added keep that shit to yo self must inbox me pics a
ani-plamo: eytancragg: ani-plamo: toshawtaloud: missveryvery: are you shitting me, you left out the best part. THIS DIDN’T MAKE SENSE TO ME AS A KID AND IT STILL DOESN’T she won’t be having a birthday Isn’t this gundam wing? I’m
moriarty: ianwanda: I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one whos getting murdered
ourfaultingstars: Maybe the reason 90% of my followers don’t talk to me is because i’m making myself too available. Instead of telling you my ask box is lonely i should be playing hard to get and telling you that my ask is having a party and all
moonlandingwasfaked: arcticwildfire: I’m a demon arcanist and I’m okay with that. you have got to be fucking kidding me. Human dancer? I can already be that in real life fuck this shit
queenejanine: creamynut: People that unload all their problems on to you within a few minutes of meeting you be scaring the shit outta me. I have a coworker like this. It’s so annoying tbh “What’s up, I’m Greg”“Not
fuckthejobmarket: nbcnightlynews: 40% of U.S. employers are having difficulty filling jobs. Here’s the top 10 hardest jobs to fill in the U.S.More: http://nbcnews.to/1h8PYIs You’re shitting me, right? You really must be joking, employers. What
perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING
meeperme: Meeperme’s 50 Follower Giveaway! Yay! I hit 50 6,000 followers and I have all this shit so hey! Let’s do a giveaway! Rules~! You must be following me to be eligible to win. I will be checking! Likes and reblogs both count! You may reblog
meeperme: meeperme: Meeperme’s 50 Follower Giveaway! Yay! I hit 50 6,000 followers and I have all this shit so hey! Let’s do a giveaway! Rules~! You must be following me to be eligible to win. I will be checking! Likes and reblogs both count! You
the-paradox-machine: troyler-phanaye: letsstickwithsam: the-more-u-know: lydiallama: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE
33plus1rules: Last post today and to celebrate for an amazing increase too 300 followers in only 5 days I will be posting a shit load of content tomorrow, so if you have anything you want to see that’s R34 message me or inbox me a request. I will
the-paradox-machine:troyler-phanaye: letsstickwithsam: the-more-u-know: lydiallama: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS
axlboss: j1nguyen: axlboss: andyymariee: axlboss: The Rolling Game by Chola lets see if you GOT IT. REBLOG!! this is some shit me and my friends would do . i’d loved to hang out with you guysss . ha YOU DONT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A ROLLER.
adreamdeferred: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING
cespur: mathematicalpotato: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET
tibettefan4eva: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING
Went to get groceries and booze, 3 men said some really nasty shit to me. Am I supposed to be impressed? Aroused? You think you have a chance because you commented on my ass? Fuck off
youngblackqueen: sonypraystation: 500daysofbased: sonypraystation: 500daysofbased: tumblr really do be making you want to have sex ever so often. wtf. let me live i know right? people be rebloggin shit like 225-836-8268 times lol lmao who’s number
lydiallama: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING
a-broken-hearted-girls-blog: Go to bed now, little gurl. Good night. Remember, I like getting up at night to pee, so be prepared. And if I have to shit, you can blow me by the way. 🌸🌸🌸
mapurrr: Meeperme’s 50 Follower Giveaway! Yay! I hit 50 6,000 followers and I have all this shit so hey! Let’s do a giveaway! Rules~! You must be following me to be eligible to win. I will be checking! Likes and reblogs both count! You may reblog
bplvs: Honestly, this would be cool. You don’t even have to “ask me shit”. Just tell me something. Say, “hi.” Whatever the hell you deem necessary; just communicate with me. That. Would. Be. Cool.
troyler-phanaye: letsstickwithsam: the-more-u-know: lydiallama: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS
shugarskull: hesgreatness: shugarskull: umbriss: Wow that’s some bullshit? How to be a shitty parent how is this shitty parenting if i tell you to be home at a certain time you better be there. Shit my mom would have been out looking for me.
the-jv: Oops, sorry dad. I didn’t mean to barge in on you… holy shit, you have a huge cock. I’m tired of stroking my dick son, why don’t you be a good boy, take your clothes off and let me fuck you? Sure dad… I’ve always dreamed of
whenthesuspenderscomeoff: it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man
I don’t want a single person where I have to look at and be like… I wanna do this, can I do this, fuck you I do what I want I don’t care if you like me, ride or die with my crew I do what I want, I got nothing to prove I love this shit
aliciastein: Part 2of5 - A nice sexy striptease and photoshoot with my bf being my photographer. Hope you all like. :-) Don’t worry, he fucks the shit out of me afterwards and you will see that too, but you will have to come back tomorrow to see
beamingsun100: cespur: mathematicalpotato: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.
bigbuttsthickhipsnthighs: lee-has-tats: Eat her from the back and talk dirty to me between your sucks and your licks. I love having her kissed and nibbled on. If you gotta come up for air… you better be telling me how good this shit tastes! Spread
hidden-island: indie-secrets: fluor-aux: crave-me: mother of god new fitspiration shit how is it even possible to be that perfect :,) you guys have no idea how much this means to me i love you all so so very much :,) xx
the-sexylosers-club: mathematicalpotato: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE
donaldglover: a lot of times people ask me for advice on how to be happy or how to feel confident or whatever the fuck else. and the best advice that i have is to stop giving a fuck about shit that doesn’t matter. someone doesn’t like you? fuck
Holy fucking shit if people without kids could stop preaching to me about public breastfeeding it’d be great. I’m well aware it’s a natural thing, but I’m not fucking for it and I won’t do it. It’s private, and breastfeeding is a tender moment
naturalbornfrerardist: I MEAN ROMNEY THINKS A FEMALE’S OVARIES HAVE A NATURAL DEFENSE AGAINST RAPE AND HE THINKS IT’S A GOOD IDEA TO BE ABLE TO ROLL DOWN YOUR WINDOWS ON AN AIRPLANE PEOPLE WANT THIS GUY TO RUN A COUNTRY ARE YOU SHITTING ME
It really stresses me out when people think there needs to be an event that subsequently made you feel like shit when you’re having a bad day. That’s not always the case at all, and when people plague you with questions saying ‘well something must
