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garnetquyen: Because I still want this prompt to be written! And while Mob boss AU is flying around, why not make it a combination hoho /*3*/ Mafia boss Erik Lehnsherr is a regular at the diner, where Charles, a deaf boy, works as a waiter. After Erik
meggannn: narcolassie: despicabletweets: Oh, so I guess “It’s the White House for a reason” is a thing now. Alex Zeagler’s is my favorite: “on the off chance this is racist, don’t worry ‘coz it’s not offensive.” REASONS WHY I
captainharrie: I see this kinda advice passed around all the time here is the thing: shading with black will indeed look bad if you don’t know what you are doing. However, telling people not to do things without explaining why is terrible advice.
swingsetindecember:tv content creators changing their story when the fans figure out their plot. LIKE THATS WHY YOU HAVE FORESHADOWING? like seeing it all come together is beautiful. why would you be upset when fans know what will happen? that means you
manafromheaven: nekotin: manafromheaven: Why is anxiety a thing: the bookchapter one“Why can’t I do simple things without feeling like I’m gonna puke”chapter two“This seriously isn’t that hard why am I crying”chapter three“I’m not
pnwdaydreamer: obsession-is-wholocked: misliking: opulentis: my school’s principal and head of school made a video to announce our snow day you should all watch it you won’t regret it!! Honestly the best thing ever im crying WHY DOES THIS NOT
purpleheadaches: bellaskhakis: damn we all are whores for this shit
requiemforathought: imperfecthope: black–lamb: endlessrebel: are you serious?? smh.. this is why it’s not “just hair” oh my fuck they have the costume lady from the hunger games next to a perfectly normal black woman as though they
heyhocloudy: smashalash: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS CAT BEFORE HER NAME IS TAMAAND SHE’S THE STATIONMASTER AT A TRAIN STATION IN JAPANSHE GREETS ALL THE PASSENGERSAND SHE HAS HER OWN OFFICEAND SHE’S PAID IN CAT FOODAND SHE
this is why i love the mother series not particularly this but just things like this i know its a fan translation but its very true to the original series
I just looked her up. What? No. She’s a flat-chested/very small-breasted woman. They exist. She isn’t ultimate 6-year old-looking loli with giant droopy eyes that take up 5/4 of her face, I think she looks really cool, kinda dark. If I like
Is there some kind of hidden meaning of the Eurythmics’ “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” that has to do with werewolves? I keep hearing it in werewolf movies/shows and while I can certainly see why its used for horror, I’m not
I Dont Actually Tower Over Anyone
I relate to Pearl in a lot of ways but one of the things I probably relate to most is her uncanny ability to stick her foot in her mouth and say the absolutely wrong thing in any situation, especially when actively trying to be helpful
why is CN doing this thing where they break in the middle of an episode instead of at the usual quarter hour mark so there’s no commercial break between TTG and WBB? Why not just do regular commercial breaks…
she-who-the-river-could-not-hold: “They’re not the only ones in danger. It’s life as we know it. This is why I’m here––because I believe you are our best hope. Our only hope.” “What if I’m not good? What if I’m the monster?”Stranger
captainharrie: I see this kinda advice passed around all the time here is the thing: shading with black will indeed look bad if you don’t know what you are doing. However, telling people not to do things without explaining why is terrible advice. Shadows
cstmart: captainharrie: I see this kinda advice passed around all the time here is the thing: shading with black will indeed look bad if you don’t know what you are doing. However, telling people not to do things without explaining why is terrible
dykesymmetry:dykesymmetry:why is it so difficult for ppl to distinguish between “this person is a literal bigot and should not have a platform” and “this person is not actively malicious but has accidentally done a couple harmful things
season0yamiyuugis: takingbackourculture: Just wanted to share the disaster that is Regina Spektor. Shame, I really enjoy(ed?) her music but now I’d probably cringe if I played her music ever again. Didn’t realise she was such a shameless racist.
jennytrout: real-faker: virginmarx: zebablah: television history i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why
space-queer: 93044: This is the saddest commercial I’ve ever seen in my life NO NOT THIS COMMERCIAL AGAIN OH GOD WHY
fontasticcrablettes: There are many things in the world that I do not understand. This picture is at least 5 of them. Why is Repede dreaming about the party? Why are they all posing the same why? Why is Karol the only one not wearing clothes? Why
cardozzza: Pride is important not because you love yourself but because of what it means to love yourself *when the world says you are inferior.* This is why queer pride is a thing, but straight pride is not. This is why ‘I am proud to be black’
deadb1ogger: kanji-sexual: neilcicierega: I SAW THIS AD IN 2005 AND I’M STILL WONDERING WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY NO I’VE GOT IT. THOSE SKIN-COLOURED THINGS TO THE SIDE ARE NOT HER SHOULDERS. THEY ARE ACTUALLY A CHAIR. OH
intertwined-and-overrun: bloganddice: a-last-note-from-your-narrator: cindehella: I’ve been looking for this for far too long This is beautiful This.This exact thing is the main reason why I can’t take Voldemort seriously. THIS IS EVERYTHING
laddersoftherain: queermagicalgirls: condesces: i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do i owe the universe nothing i exist on my own terms #the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that
upontheswaneeriver: “Tell me one last thing” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?” “Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
gardenofroseandthorn: clatterbane: rusty-queer-dyke: sapphichat: thefemaleofspecies: why is this being reported like it’s a good thing? and it’s not just women who are at risk, I’m sure this would cause hell for illegal immigrants and people
theevenprime: cartoonnachos: secretladyspider: spottytonguedog: This is legit the best thing I’ve read all day. Please read it, please I will never not reblog this story This is why the first rule of engineering is “don’t force it.”
forceguardian: lpfan9976: croatoanhero: Harley is a gift from God. This is why Harley is like my all time favorite! Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?; The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things
ronnok-archmage:Not everyone is out to get you. Special thanks to @emarelda for helping me colour this comic! (Those leaks will probably debunk this whole thing, but I spent way too much time on this to drop it.)
red-boned-beauty: melinatedwinter: fetseyville: prettyboyshyflizzy: melaninmagnificence: You bum hoes always take it too far. This is not okay people work hard for their things. Dick ain’t that serious. This is so out of line But why exert this
sasssuhfrasss: megnesiums: jenna-la-vida: diasoleado: Why I need feminism. Everything in one thing right here Not one to reblog these kinds of posts but this is one I actually agree with The last picture *gender equality.
This is why I’m quitting my job.
wolfstravelsinmind:artemis-persephone-deactivated2:Why is this thing they call “hook up?” I’m not built that way…
diemetzgermeister: deadb1ogger: kanji-sexual: neilcicierega: I SAW THIS AD IN 2005 AND I’M STILL WONDERING WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY NO I’VE GOT IT. THOSE SKIN-COLOURED THINGS TO THE SIDE ARE NOT HER SHOULDERS. THEY ARE
theimperfetc: princess-bossy-pants: Let me show you a better side of things. 🍑🍑 Why is this ass not in my bed right now….grrrr..
kitten5soslove:michaelpastelclifford:lukeyslegs: they are such sweethearts my heart hurts this is an important thing to look back at why does this not happen anymore
catie-does-things: i can’t even believe how stupid this is and i want it
thisismydivision: kanji-sexual: neilcicierega: I SAW THIS AD IN 2005 AND I’M STILL WONDERING WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY NO I’VE GOT IT. THOSE SKIN-COLOURED THINGS TO THE SIDE ARE NOT HER SHOULDERS. THEY ARE ACTUALLY A CHAIR.
why am I watching Britney Spears countdown? this not being able to eat sleep and drink thing is getting to my head. i’ve never wanted sleep so bad before.
mishadash: handmaidhaskill: magnoliapearl: alexds1: why is this so hilarious THAT’S NoT WHAT I THoUGHT WoULD HAAAPPPEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN trying new things The snake at the end: WHAT A WORLD! WHAT A WORLD!!!
atomicairspace:copperbooms: when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
it’s not like there was a FUCKING CENTIPEDE crawling across my stomach! I s2g I’m going to set my house on fire. oh and then immediately after I swipe the little bastard off of my belly, A MOSQUITO LANDED ON ME.
Here’s a story that I’m gonna tell in first person that is completelymade up and zero percent relevant with my life. Never befriend your students because nobody should ever know anything about your personal life when you are doing your job
nhlgifs: can you do a gif of Lundqvist after a Ranger win? Like his fist pump thing, please?
spicy-vagina-tacos: prismatic-bell: atomicairspace:copperbooms: when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
atomicairspace: copperbooms: when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
modernwomenchooseblack:This is not something made up by porn. Sex that ends with him cumming inside of her is the most natural thing and that is of course why so many white women want this. Natural is sexy and adds to the intimacy between white women
coma-white-1: langernameohnebedeutung: livingthewritelife-things: Me at 3 am, seeing someone else awake at that hour: Why is this bitch not sleeping???? 😂
professorsmarticus: let me tell you something Kari this is why this is why we are not going to be friends this is why I am never going to give you socks this is why the only thing I am going to give you is a slap to the face with a fish i love you so
professorsmarticus: rawrcharlierawr: professorsmarticus: let me tell you something Kari this is why this is why we are not going to be friends this is why I am never going to give you socks this is why the only thing I am going to give you is a slap