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My sister’s roommate had no idea that I was her younger brother. She just thought I was her boyfriend that she was willing to share. I came so fast into  her roommate’s mouth as my older sister lovingly devoted herself to my balls.
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/10/14/heidiv-dual-toy-pussy-pleasure/I thought that Heidiv was already offline, so I was excited when I saw that her show was still going on, but no amount of anticipation could have prepared me for the hot view that
He had the thickest cock she’d ever seen. As she was warming him up, she started to worry…there was no way that was going to fit in her pussy. Her ex-boyfriend’s dick was HALF that wide and she thought he was big! An hour later, the
He had the thickest cock she’d ever seen. As she was warming him up, she started to worry…there was no way that was going to fit in her pussy. Her ex-boyfriend’s dick was HALF that wide and she thought he was big! An hour later, the entire thing
“I was surrounded by drug abuse. It was something that was always there. The editor, the photographer, everybody was smoking or shooting drugs, so it was natural for me. I just thought that was the way things worked. Did I shoot heroin? No, I sniffed
She told me was a storm, and she meant to warn me. Storms are unstoppable, natural, ferocious. I should be scared. But in her eyes I saw a light that no storm could hide. And so all I heard was that she was unstoppably, naturally, ferociously inevitable
ladynehemah: I told him the only reason I didn’t want to go bareback was because I wasn’t ready to be a mother. He asked if I was sure that was it, that it wasn’t because I thought it was gross to let him cum in me. I told him no, I just didn’t
impregnationfreak:He told her he was going to cum inside her. Conflicting thoughts raced through her mind in that instant. She should tell him she’s not on birth control. Though she was sure that would make no difference to him. Plus the thought
playernumber37: a memory slips loose. distraction, a sudden and unrelenting fog. lost in the woods. panic, heartbeat, all those slamming doors. what was it, what was that thought that just eeled out between splayed, grasping fingers?nope. no thought
bustysister: My sister’s roommate had no idea that I was her younger brother. She just thought I was her boyfriend that she was willing to share. I came so fast into her roommate’s mouth as my older sister lovingly devoted herself to my balls.
bearholdt: dun-sel: fuck babies i remember seeing this before i watched attack on titan and all i thought was it’s a baby and a naked guy with no junk…..is he mad that he has no penis? was he rejected by a woman? is that his child? did his child
Confession: I had absolutely no idea who Patti LuPone was before she was in SU. When “Message Recieved” first aired I posted the credits so folks knew who the new voices were and everyone just lost their mind over the fact that she was Yellow
no-i-do-have-a-life: So…Today marks 1 year that I found out that I was bisexual so…I thought that it was time I should share this with my parents. I will be posting this on Facebook where I have my dad added and a few other family members. I´m gonna
omg wtf wasnt expecting that
racistpartyking replied to your post: The best part of being into SNK is that it’s… i had no idea that was an issue for anyone„„„„„„, One of my friends thought I was into furries when I was trying to explain it to him. I was just
necrosmos: Oh no I drew boy pussies.Heh, get it? ‘Cause they’re boys but they’re also putty tats.I thought of that earlier while I was painting, and I thought it was cancerously clever.Anywho: so that.Originally I considered doing a request, but
I looked up that song Rebecca quoted on that Pearl sketch since I was unfamiliar with it and wanted to see if it was about what I thought it was. I found that A) No one really gives a straightforward explanation of it, every discussion on it is a huge
police brutality is no different today from the way it was 20-30 yrs ago. the only difference is that now everyone has a video camera on em and you have social media. the same stuff is happening. you just get to see more of it these days. and you dont
imsoshive: invisiblelad: trcunning: twerks4loanpayments: ladytatyana: darvinasafo: Tulsa, Oklahoma near the original Black Wall Street. Just sad I guess that meme of DaQuan—the one y’all thought was funny—came true mhmmm 😒 These people
michaelologist: ayee-daria: inovoxowetrust: naturalistamisslyn: yoncemyname: On the set of Lemonade (Denial) She wild She Beyoncé She’s amazing 😍 AINT NO EDIT BIH I thought that was cgi. Damn Bey.
furuiki: The Nase Siblings
erwonmyheart: Commander Erwin is gravely injured… His stomach area was struck by rocks…his innards are severely damaged…he won’t stop bleeding… I thought that the syringe he mentioned before might be useful… What do you think, Captain?translation
bara-brows: jewist: A katydid. Commonly green, its pink colour is the result of a genetic mutation known as erythrism, similar to the recessive genes that afflicts albino animals. man i thought this was fake but it’s not! check these out!
vocaroo420: theabbatar: get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine I thought that guys name was Asian
#I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING ROSE WOULD PLAUSIBLY SAY TO HIM
brendanwtf: circlebutt: helpihavedementia: brogigayo: ticktaec: tyleroakley: My body is ready. I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel? …it is ice cream and caramel why would anyone
slavette: “if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission” I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the
found-myself-in-wonderlaand: remember when troy and chad thought that saying sharpay spent the holidays shopping for mirrors was the greatest diss ever omg.
h3artofau: I thought romance was dead, but all that changed Saturday evening while out having a few beers when I witnessed two people slow dance to “Man in the Box” by Alice in Chains. Love is alive and well.
assgod: thought this was that benedict cucumberpatch
dragondicks: I went to smell my bra this morning to see if it was gross and for some reason the instructions got fucked up on the way from my brain and I ended up putting it to my ear and just listening to it for a second. Idk how my brain thought that
My cardiologist was entirely too focused on the fact that I’m Native. He wasn’t even talking about it in relation to heart problems because I thought somehow that me being Native meant I was at higher risk for heart problems. No, he was talking about
That awkward moment when NO ONE likes or reblogs a post you thought was brilliant
kcnoha: I thought about it, over and over again. And every time, there was only one answer. No matter how many times I’d return to that night, I’d do the same thing again. I’d open the window, and wait for you.
rotking: minecraftcactus: weloveshortvideos: when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN ADULT MAN. no it’s the sea pancake
bullydogblog: shameshack: why read a different book Okay, when I saw this I thought the argument was that Snape was FtM. “Possible,” I thought, “Given the evidence, but no.”But MtF? There is no fucking evidence of that at all and you guys all
fuckyeah-nerdery: thescienceofjohnlock: sherlocksaysjawn: kriskenshin: imalloutofmilk: Definition of College life. I thought that was Spock Even Spock can’t handle this illogical shit I saw Spock too Kirk: “Is he dead, Bones?” McCoy: “No,
mollypops23: These moments were the worst for Kiki. Whenever Master was out, she was left alone with her thoughts; there was no one to obey, no one to please, no one to perform tricks for. It was during these times that the bad voice came back. Kiki
danisnotontopffs: damon-the-red-nosed-ripper: snowyluna: pinennut: that little dance you do when your otp does something cute i thought i was going to look at this gif and say nah i don’t do that but no i was wrong i do do that basically THATS
kylieminogue420: “i thought that was a funny story but apparently no one else did” a memoir
dancesamdance: gypsyrose27: dancesamdance: gypsyrose27: My babe made this for me so I can look cute while supporting his band. WAIT YOU TOTALLY DATE CHRIS No, I don’t. OK okaokaokay, I just got excited because I thought that was a thing, sorry!
I literally thought that it was a hallucination you know, there Damon was sprawled on the floor like dry chicken and she didn’t glance at him ONCE. There was no “are you ok?”, no “what happened? She just ran past him and took Stefan’s face
EMMA: This was my addition, sexy cut lip.INTERVIEWER: Hold on. And that’s something you did or something you asked for?EMMA: [ laughs ] No, that was something that I asked for. INTERVIEWER: So you thought ‘I gotta have-‘EMMA: I was like if we’re
leavingallmysensesnumbisheaven: OH MY FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST GERARD AND FRANK WITH SOME RANDOM GUY AND THEN I SAW THE PERFECTNESS THAT IS DAVE FUCKING GROHL
inherplace: She thought that peeing outside in front of people was the worst, most degrading thing that could possibly happen to her. It goes without saying that this was her first day, and she still had no idea what was coming. Devotional Training.
thund3rst0rm: omfg is that a dinosaur ^ omfg wut. no lol I think it’s a crocodile no it looks more like a turtle i was thinking cat it’s a rhino wat i thought it was an ant eater wut. its a dragon get it right What are you talking about thats
I thought she was blond up until that animo
no, it’s more like people do little things or say they love me but it just doesn’t connect to my brain? like I think oh that’s nice but you’re just saying that which is obviously frustrating for both me and the other person.
impregnationfreak: He told her he was going to cum inside her. Conflicting thoughts raced through her mind in that instant. She should tell him she’s not on birth control. Though she was sure that would make no difference to him. Plus the thought
naughtyjulia3: Seriously? You thought that was a one time thing? Heavens no. It’s whenever I want you. Got it?
The only thing I’m slightly upset about is the fact that no one noticed my ‘ Beatrice/BEAT-rice’ pun on Harley’s mallet ;A;
terrypratchettparadise: “Tiffany’s Second Thoughts said: Hang on, was that a First Thought? And Tiffany thought: No, that was a Third Thought. I’m thinking about how I think about what I’m thinking. At least, I think so. Her Second Thoughts said:
“That barking pony is totally insulting to the mentally ill. To the petitionmobile!!!” … no. . Since i was asked earlier, and now i have watched the episode - well, i don’t really have any profound thoughts or anything. It was
digitalovemon replied to your post: do u evr just wonder how they let …That was because it was thought to be a male show only with a male only aduence at the time. Which is f**king insulting and makes me want to hurt thing.oh no no no hahaha,
oh i should probably explain my thought process for that wicked lady/saturn drawing bc i think some people are giving me the side eye lmaochibiusa is turned into wicked lady again due to some evil force coming out of hiding and wrecking shit again, but
shamefacedbitch:These moments were the worst for Kiki. Whenever Mistress was out, she was left alone with her thoughts; there was no one to obey, no one to please, no one to perform tricks for. It was during these times that the bad voice came back. Kiki
“…We thought it was either this or giving you Levi’s ass, but you already gets that everyday.” aaaaaay happy birthday Erwin Smith!