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This is the first time (and this will not be a regular occurrence) that I NEEDED to post a sign held by a man, because this is FUCKING HYSTERICAL to me, :D
BRB, LOSING MY SHIT.
ms-ashri: sirseahorse: purplepandapudgemiz: catbountry: zeredubermensch: redhoovy: anyoneofyou: (via backstabsandblowjobs) [[ENGIE THE POOH]] No it’s Heavy the Pooh geez. yeah Heavy the Kuschlebar or however the shit you spell it. Need
moonrube: jali-jali:charmory: this is the most romantic thing i’ve seen all day No shit. That tom cat was like: “This thorn invested wall means nothing.” “I will gladly walk on it a thousand times over, if that means I could be
“Must get cramped in here.”“I prefer to think of it as cozy.”These boys! These boys! These boys!!This commission is for @firegrilled <3 Find out more about the Mirrorverse fic this is based on here!Buy Me Coffee | Commission Me | Check
The “Draw all your past and present OTPs and die of shame” project, part 4/??: Yuuri/Wolfram (Kyou kara Maou!)Shipping status: I shipped this harder than I’ve ever shipped anything when I was 15 so I don’t think I can ever get
daddynobucks:Holy Shit. Can you possibly put more ridiculous stuff into one movie? I cannot wait to see this. OMG CARGASM, RACINGASM, GASMOVERMANYMEN EVERYTHINGASM!!!Anyone want to go with me?! IS IT APRIL YET?!?!?!?!?!
I beat the nocturne game
the gf network The GF Network has just what ThePornBro likes to see, other dude’s girlfriends naked. Ya, that is the shit and when it comes to girlfriend porn, this site delivers. Thousands and thousands of user submitted pictures and videos, girls
This is the new (and easy) way how i add cum effects in my works.It’s a Psd. file, all you need to do is choose one and put in the image.Download
the leaked Lars episode……… Sadie has CALIGULA in her movies and if it’s THAT Caligula I’m thinking about………………Sadie is into some kinky shit, or more likely, the crewniverse XDI might be
naked-yogi: ok but my tits in this top HOLY SHIT
This is the third person in Hinge who thinks Helen Keller wasn’t real/a con artist. Y’all hate the disabled.
THE FUCK IS THIS ANTI-LAY TUMBLR?
What a shit month and shit day man..we broke and now dad just crashed the car and gonna cost us a lot and came home to see are water bill wasn’t paid so could be cut off… hope y’all having a better life then me! 😎👌🏻
fluffmugger: thetrippytrip: We should be more pro-active or we’ll see more of such sad fates of honest people. And the utterly ironic thing is I’ve seen repeated tumblr posts of that iconic photo absolutely slagging the shit out of Peter Norman
cutecutejames:uncle-beanbag:That jump is the funniest shit it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today”
j-spencer15: Kili’s hair is a family effort!
transjiimhawkins:taako making those candlenights macarons… insp by good little fic here., also the fact that he made macarons for everybody in the first place. shit man
cancerously: in all seriousness, without getting into specific spoilers, I think the thing that bowls me over the most about the adventure zone is the absolute love and care you can feel in every single piece of it that comes out of it being a podcast
grounder-derek-hale: omgpadfoot: Just imagine though all the letters that must have been sent home about the shit Hermione did at school or updates the school sends to muggle parents so they’re kept in the know. And she’s never been in trouble before
endoshan:friendlyneighborhoodevilvillain:shutyourmoustache:This just in: miscommunication is the key to a stable marriage.@endoshan holy shit you figured it out
schmosbing: If you’re a whovian and you have any idea what Rocky Horror is, you must watch this. I’m serious, you have to watch this right now.
You’re sitting in your room ~ door locked ~ with a pen in your hand and a blank piece of paper infront of you. Your hand is shaking, and the tears begin again - for the third time in the past hour. ‘To my family’ you write at the top of the page,
teamladsximpala: arthurkirklandofficial: kyriankreep: mollyiscoolokay: The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each #the dfs sale is still on though i dont know whats happening in this post
deadliftbarbie: bergamotbandit: emelia-rae: So take a deep breath. You don’t need to have everything figured out yet. I don’t think you know what this post means to me right now. Amen. The amount of meltdowns this week is ridiculous. Thanks this
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
the-gunlady: Agent Carter episode 5 sneak peek. (x)#no but I love this so much because Dugan immediately clocks agent fuckboy #like he’s so not here for jack’s shit #but also how peggy doesn’t say anything #i mean she’s sharp as hell so she probably
orchidmantid: milkshakes! the next comic for my minicomics class completed. now i gotta scram to the office depot and get this business PRINTED!! idk i love girls, i love girls in love. enjoy
the-uncensored-she: harboua: This country is such a fucking joke. Did you know that if we were to divide the income in this country fairly it would be about 300,000 per person. That’s annually. You could give each person in this country 100,000 and
iamblacknation: “Is he speaking the #truth?” #BLACKnation INTERESTED IN SOPHISTICATED BLACK LITERATURE? CHECK OUT thecoloredintellect.blogspot.com PLEASE TELL US YOUR THOUGHTS iamblacknation@gmail.com #theBLACKintellect #BLACKnation
madamn-juana: fonzworthcutlass: tavarism: The worst thing about school. Man my math teacher stayed doing this Brrruuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! triggered I hated this
the-real-eye-to-see: This is not America’s victory, this is the victory of Black people of America.
wheeloffortune-design: wheeloffortune-design: No seriously, I’m gonna reblog this AGAIN just to say MOTHERFUCKING POP ART, MAN Look at this they took STAINED GLASS, the shit you can see in churches since the motherfucking middle ages, one of the most
sportsharumaki:✨ Waiting for the final episode ✨
breastforce:beepo-sensei:madcatalex15:beepo-sensei:monstermandude:Wow I can’t believe even McDonald’s has an anime nowanime marketing was a mistakeJesus this has better animation than half the shit that came out this seasonWhile millions of anime
artificialwench: progmanx: I flipped the Book 4 artbook over and did not expect this at all holy shit I am not emotionally prepared for this. That’s the spot they reserve for the most pivotal/contextually relevant character oft the season. For
nikoniko808: “….I grow tired of talking. Let’s finish this.” patreon | twitter
This is the shit, it’s fucking delicious. It’s 8 bucks for this one package, but I bought 2 because it’s amaaaaaazing.
this makes me so fucking mad just looking at it bc this is the shit my cat would do
badbitchastrology: Looks 12 but is an adult: Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces Looks like an adult but is 12: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn
potterlovermore: THIS IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN
the-great-mighty-dick: Moe is the shit this is not the godzilla i raised
raspberryflavored: How you know when the Onion is actually, legitimately angry about today’s political news.
fajrdreams: This bride signs an Arabic song for her deaf husband at their wedding. Too cute.
ink-rose-the-scout: zitoisneato: halotharfroggies: tenderule34: Yeah okay. Just make me attracted to a fucking smurf. No problem. Forget the smurf this animation is fucking beautiful. I think I need a name of the source. Holy shit this animation.
daddyleglongs: Holy shit
tonystarks: don’t imagine your otp slow dancing in their socks while the taller of the two hums a tune (terribly) for them to dance to and the shorter has their face pressed into the taller one’s shoulder. don’t imagine it.
delvg:You know how there’s those memes that are like “describe our relationship in a gif” ??I found me and jen-iii’s This is exactly our relationship
beejaybeee: theapatheticstag:so-yup:Binge watching Steven Universe likewhere is the lieblackfosca
ghostbone: I will fight for the place where I’m free,to live, to be, and to exist as me!
the-descolada: inktheblot: oakttree: gaylor-moon: It me this character is a girl though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ wait Uranus was canonically nb holy shit
WHAT THE FUCK IS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW????????????????????????
aquamzan: “You know what a harlequin is? A harlequin’s role is to serve. It’s nothing without a master and no one gives two shits who we are beyond that.” Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020) dir. CATHY
doctorsilencewillfall: holy shit this is the best 3D god I’ve ever fucking seen fuck that white line bullshit and learn from this master
This is the best preview of Steven Universe content I’ve seen since the Toonami promo for the movie. Sums up a good amount of the fandom’s emotions too. (reasuringsoldier)IS PERIDOT OKAY
attabe: rwby team orders in a new considerably large appliance since ruby broke the old one (it does not matter which appliance, which does matter is that it comes in a very large box) and the box is left behind in the middle of the room and becomes
kohikki: foxycum: trigger-incoming: This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead. I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word. I’ve used this before and the person I was chatting with was very kind and helpful.
this amuses me
itsthighnoon: i normally don’t get involved in discourse shit but i’m genuinely frustrated with tumblr spreading misinformation about dream daddy. this is probably one of the most solid pieces of lgbt representation i’ve come across pretty much