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missjia: The smile you have in your mugshot when you take a bat and beat the ever loving shit out of your two son’s molester. Smile on, girl. Smile on. Read the story HERE.
bu0nanotte: ‘The sound is not unlike a quick kiss.’ Are. You. Shitting. Me? So my curiosity regarding Hannibal’s decision to cut his thumb on one of Will’s fishing lures grew kinda ridiculous so I resorted to skim reading the episode’s
i was drawing this silly fill for this because i refuse to draw actual art from alone on the water because it depressed the motherfucking SHIT out of me, i just can’t even think about it but then i had to read it again to find quotes and now i feel
missjia: brian-my-left-testicle: badgalpinky: ganjaginga: missjia: The smile you have in your mugshot when you take a bat and beat the ever loving shit out of your two son’s molester. Smile on, girl. Smile on. Read the story HERE. YOU GO GIRL!
findsomethingtofightfor: white-throated-packrat: xsoldier: This is, unquestionably, the greatest moment I’ve ever read in any piece of Star Wars media. It shook me to the core going through this panel-by-panel on ComiXology. Holy. Shit. So. Good.
hi!finally a post on it’s own since blog pages aren’t visible on mobile?? anywayYES. THIS IS A NSFW BLOG. I separate the actual sexual content with a ‘read more’ so viewers have a choice in seeing or not. Plus a lot of cute otp shit.ABOUT:- blushmallet
thatstraightedgechickfromjersey: nonifarted: I would put this on my wall. My jaw literally just dropped. THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. *Reads the bottom of the page* Shit, now how am I supposed to evolve my Nidorino?
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: kaylapocalypse: thighetician: The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was
xsoldier: This is, unquestionably, the greatest moment I’ve ever read in any piece of Star Wars media. It shook me to the core going through this panel-by-panel on ComiXology. Holy. Shit. So. Good.
hexcolour: snappysprinkledog: gncure: heres some templates I thought this was some existentialist shit take on the meme until I read the caption
phantomchick: fidefortitude: madejsbian: peterssquill: thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun
songofages: harry-truman: casatoo: sugar-spider: a-whole-clan-of-johnnys: interesting-fact: Source holy shit dude If you don’t know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first
kaylapocalypse: thighetician: The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because
pxlbyte: Portal Bedroom Not only is this an awesome project, but the creators walk you through every step of creating it on their blog. So if you’ve got the time (and money) you could re-create this for yourself. Read More Don’t give a shit
collegehumor: Time to turn the tables on these nerds. Finish reading If Characters Acted Like Their Nerdy Fans LOVE the doctor shit one. Fucking douche fags.
hellnoradfems: youre-estupid: I just saw this on facebook. It’s the video to that gif of a guy pushing a girl away and she starts to slap him and all of that shit. These are literally SOME of the comments that I read and jeez dude. Like how the
Augh I just want armincentric fic with him as trans*. It doesn’t have to be amazing but it shouldn’t make me feel like shit reading it either. Someone should make this possible for me. I’ve been shit on real life so much the past few
oviids:[image id: screenshot of a tweet by Jennifer Adcock/JenKatwrites. the tweet reads “NFTs sound like something the Ferengi would make up on Star Trek and it would be the plot of an episode to get them to cut that shit out” end id]
i-effed-it-all-up: there are some fan theories that u read and are like holy shit that is spot on and then there are others that u read and are like “do u even watch the show”
just read about the xkit guywhat the fuck you couldn’t wait for him to fix this shit before sending him hate mail come on
ivthetruth: maipaperjourney:I am BROKEN but he literally was curving the bank teller till he found out YOU CHEATED B Slim, I’m reading the notes on this shit screaming “Issa you fucked that nigga first!” All the Lawrence hate is wild.
dumplingdean: I just want Cas sitting at the kitchen table next season with a shit load of hickeys on his neck. Sam is sitting across from him, pretending to read the paper but he’s frowning because…hickeys? Okay. And then Dean comes out in his
guardianmusic: THOM YORKE’S RELEASING HIS NEW ALBUM ON BITTORRENT, HOLY SHIT We’re too excited to type, but read the official statement here – if you’re a fan, get on it. If not, maybe just marvel at his free movement dancing anyway.
bethmalones: me reading abt a romantic situation involving two straight people: ok me reading abt the exact same situation except it’s two girls: HO !!LY SHIT IM ON FIRE!!!!!!! IM BURNING!!!!!!! IM SELF-IMMOLATING!!!!!!!!!!!! HOL YFUCK!!!!!!!!! MAKE
vastderp: freckledmary-motherofmarco: existentialcrisishour: this is the cutest shit i’ve ever seen I read an article on this, my understanding is the girls were going to visit one of their parents and both girls called the mother saying how they
I don’t know how or why this dude continues to try my patience 1. I am on no way interested in you, please leave me alone 2. You say some of the dumbest, most sexist shit under the guise of being a male feminist. I get it, you read bell hooks.
bh-flint: hybridlantern1701: xsoldier: This is, unquestionably, the greatest moment I’ve ever read in any piece of Star Wars media. It shook me to the core going through this panel-by-panel on ComiXology. Holy. Shit. So. Good. Damn! This is the
mckitterick: sweaterkittensahoy: kaylapocalypse: thighetician: The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis
youre-the-dan-to-my-phil:tsukidaisy:tsukidaisy:every person I know has a different name for these reading the tags on this post is such a treat THEYRE PONY TAIL HOLDERS YOU SHITS hair bands
madejsbian: peterssquill: thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s such a drama hoe loki,
toweroflondon: kaylapocalypse: thighetician: The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut
dajo42: dajo42: read em and weep boys [i lay out my hand of cards on the table: five aces, a subway gift card, and a red eyes black dragon. everybody gasps in awe as i take all their money] shit dude you’re right that is the only flaw in this otherwise
silver-tongues-blog: madejsbian: peterssquill: thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s
lmaonade: i remember this time in elementary school i had to write a book report on something and i chose the book Warriors. yes the legendary series with the fucking, cats and shit. the thing is i never read the book, at all, i completely winged the
kipplekipple:sweaterkittensahoy: kaylapocalypse: thighetician: The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis
blood-thistle: missjia: The smile you have in your mugshot when you take a bat and beat the ever loving shit out of your two son’s molester. Smile on, girl. Smile on. Read the story HERE. fuck yes
aliciaaadani: ladisoap: kev-n: panacheinplaid: youremybrandnewday: youre-the-dan-to-my-phil:tsukidaisy:tsukidaisy:every person I know has a different name for these reading the tags on this post is such a treat THEYRE PONY TAIL HOLDERS YOU SHITS
i did like 18 steps of the pikachu origami purely based on the pictures, until i realized that when i actually do need to read the directions, they’re in japanese. shit.
kuttithevangu::marijuanaragdoll:[id: Screenshots of a Black woman talking into a microphone on stage. The subtitles read: “The atrocities that happened under that flag, are you proud of that shit? There are so many other things about the South that
bootyscientist2: “i’m a feminist because i fart on dicks at the club” gotta be the funniest shit im gonna read all week
youre-the-dan-to-my-phil:tsukidaisy:tsukidaisy:every person I know has a different name for these reading the tags on this post is such a treat THEYRE PONY TAIL HOLDERS YOU SHITS
ixnay-on-the-oddk: snastyxx: lmfaooooo son everyone at blair… naurto was the only shit anyone ever watched prob didnt even read it -.- This was mostly the mentality that I was mocking in this post. People are allowed to like things that they’re
helainetieu: I’m not much of a horoscope person but I laughed pretty hard reading mine on this because “holy fucking shit. just holy shit. what the fuck.” is pretty accurate.
laceofbase: 365daysofhorror: The creepy shit kids said about their imaginary friends thread on Reddit was fucking INTENSE. Buzzfeed grabbed some of the best if you don’t have time to read the whole thing. Kids say the cutest things, don’t they?
my-sexual-world: helainetieu: I’m not much of a horoscope person but I laughed pretty hard reading mine on this because “holy fucking shit. just holy shit. what the fuck.” is pretty accurate. Except they forgot Pisces and Aquarius?
palestinianliberator:Holy.Shit. The official Israel Arabic Twitter account just quoted the QURAN Surah on that reads: “For He sent against them flocks of birds, that pelted them with stones of baked clay,” (The Quran is the holy text of Islam, the
honestly i feel like mike huckabee felt like he didn’t lose enough support by defending josh duggar and decided he would like to lose more by openly and ignorantly mocking a woman who has been largely received positively and with an open heart.
nightfurmoon: READ IT HERE (ENTRY 9 AND THERE ARE AUDIOS AS WELL)I’M BUSY WITH MY FAMILY GUYS BUT OHH HOLY SHIT THERE’S SO MUCH SHIT GOING ON THIS POOR GUY GOT SUCKED INTO THE CULT AND WELP
doherintheasami: bethmalones: emmanueljmoreno: bethmalones: me reading abt a romantic situation involving two straight people: ok me reading abt the exact same situation except it’s two girls: HO !!LY SHIT IM ON FIRE!!!!!!! IM BURNING!!!!!!! IM
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