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Honey, tell me again, tell me that you want me to help you with your promotion. You know what is going to happen if I go beyond this door, that I not only will be fully available to all your bosses, but that I’m not on the pill and none of them
omgfamilyaffair: what are ya supposed to do when your drunken bimbo mom comes onto you?….fuck her!!! what’s the worst that can happen?…she’ll either not remember what happened or sh'e ll come back for more….my guess is she’ll be back for
friendlya97: i promised jen that no matter what happened we would not make love. With our spouses away at the conference I gently pushed her forward and touched her, my fingers soaking in her juices. he moan as my dick replaced my hand is seared in my
gentledom: herliege: What are we waiting for? Pages are filled with thoughts on how we D types make subs wait until they realise the waiting is not for something that happens next, or not…… But what if that sub, sitting in that corner, is not waiting
What happens when a magical sword that can cut every substance meets a magical armor that is indestructible? Not really relevant for the current caption, which doesn’t feature a magical sword.
(Based on this post)Sorry, I’m not much of an artist… and I don’t have a scanner. Bonus Pearl because I feel like that’s what happens whenever I try to cheer someone up. I love your puntastic texts. Please have a good day!(Submitted by neorescue)
swingsetindecember:tv content creators changing their story when the fans figure out their plot. LIKE THATS WHY YOU HAVE FORESHADOWING? like seeing it all come together is beautiful. why would you be upset when fans know what will happen? that means you
Have been thinking about this for a while, but “Attribute theft” does not have the most sex positive of connotations. By using theft there is an implication that someone in the exchange is not consenting to what is happening–which is sort of
I just drank about a litre of Mountain Dew hoping it would help me feel better about something that happened recently. Turns out drinking what is essentially a litre of pure sugar and caffeine doesn’t make one feel better.
kouichi-kun-blog: Why were such words spoken? “If I wasn’t dating him.” That’s not it, I…
retrogradeworks: sonderdog: sniffing: internetexplorers: what are your thoughts on ‘skinny shaming’? its stupid to act like it doesn’t happen and as if it doesn’t harm the person in question especially if they struggled with eating disorders,
bendywithboobies: This photo is about what a difference angles make… and about what happens when you make a boo boo with the timer. I could wax lyrical about what I see and how I feel about it… But I’m still not sure what that is. Pure loveliness!
lyraspans: And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator that this is not just “Something That Happened.” This cannot be “One of Those Things… ” This, please, cannot be that. And for what I would like to say, I can’t. This Was Not Just
Not sure what’s happening, but that is O-K!
breakitdownnat: Seeing two girls on a New York park bench is not unusual, seeing them make out is also not too unusual, but what happened on this Bryant Park bench was. Taylor was a lesbian. I knew that, her exes knew that, and approximately 112 people
breakitdownnat:Seeing two girls on a New York park bench is not unusual, seeing them make out is also not too unusual, but what happened on this Bryant Park bench was. Taylor was a lesbian. I knew that, her exes knew that, and approximately 112 people
bunny-and-cat: chronicdyslexia: And…this is what really happens when girls/princesses bite an apple. Not that there is anything wrong with that. :-) That’s what happens when you discover the internet 😜~Cat
not-reality: alexmichanikos: youobviouslyloveoctavia: thisisbalooga: Octavia with hat. Fiddlesticks. Stream results! I should do that more often. This is what happens when I request Balooga to draw stuff. Awesome happens. I am extremely envious of
avaruuskala: I made this piece a while ago for an ywpd zine that is probably not happening anymore so here you go! I don’t usually do collage stuff so idk what drove me to use this technique but it was an experiment I guess…?
gwux: robin-in-the-tulip-tree: chinaglaze: Can we talk about how all the “gay neighborhoods” are gentrified to hell? Or not bc muh safe spaces Fucking tell me about it I can’t afford rent anywhere. All those damn old rich gays selling out us
devotionalsex: One of the fun things of the Princess having control over what happens is that she tends to add much more variety than if the man were taking the lead or had equal say. Her deciding that in a session some usual activities will not happen
ohcaptainswans: me: *pauses the episode bc i’m not ready for what’s about to happen*
tinyconfusion: misstylersmith: “Yeah, you’re right. I’m not going to fight them. EXCEPT THAT I AM.”- Rose Tyler, before and after coming back as the Bad Wolf in Parting of the Ways Rose Tyler: Oh? She wanna fight? When we get outside I’m
ryanrossjust: ryanrossjust: so when a bunch of guys have a sleepover, do they all get morning wood? is there a forest of penises? a penis forest? glad this is what i’ll be remembered for
brainfr33z3lazer: Ok, so today I came to the realization that STEVEN UNIVERSE is a perfect example of sexism. Now before you get your whatevers in some kind of uncomfortable knot let me explain.The show is awesome, it’s colorful vibrant exciting and
shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post “I remember reading somewhere that lars is a high school dropout do you know if that’s true or not? I’m kinda interested in his backstory now like what could’ve happened with him?” we
coxicroquette: kirbycheatfurbymeat: So these are Steven Universe backgrounds from an editor’s wall. Most of these shots, outside of Empire City, Mask Island, and the inside of the Temple, are new. So what do you think is going to happen in these places?
kaminoraijuu: luckied: kaminoraijuu: “No, it wasn’t me.” He just happen to have passed by and heard that information. “…I’m really not that much of a pervert…” Jean mumbled. “I’m not one to judge…”
objectd: Learning to accept what has happened, what is going to happen, and ultimately that it happened at all… is how boys accept their situation and become the Objects they are to become… it is not always about choice. LEARN YOUR PLACE - ACCEPT
smz-69: “Be careful what you wish for…” - It might cum true! “Kind of” a teaser for a set/story I’m working on, and no, the good stuff is not gonna happen in that shower. 😋 (Finally a shot that does justice to Jess’ beautiful body
warisinevitable: polkadopolis replied to your post: #cutie patootie You mustn’t fight it. Embrace it. Be the cutie patootie you were meant to be. Will you still think that of me when I am covered in the blood of my enemies? If Kouha can be a
pokemonphdalison: A lot of people who don’t play pokemon tend to think that pokemon are forcibly kept in their pokeballs. This is really not what happens in the vast majority of cases. Most of the time, pokemon can leave their own pokeballs. We’ve
swagintherain: That’s not fair!
Yeah, probably not so much. Confimation bias is pretty strong usually. So what happens is as the leopard is eating her face she’ll tell you that this is awful, but is so much better than what the Lions Farting In People’s Faces Party would have
socalsummerwish: quickquickcum: lovecumtoosoon: He was happy to be able to enter her. However her wet, warm and tight pussy overwhelmed him and he could not hold it any longer. This is basically what happens when I have sex @quickquickcum that’s
hannahroad:So my little brother found my heels and asked if guys wore heels too.I told him that its not something that guys really do, not those high of heels anyways, and this is what happened. He thinks he’s the stuff. And is convinced that guys
I think my point of view on life would be most accuratley described as realisticaly optimistic because i always see a positive side but im very conscious that the best is often not what happens
objectd: Learning to accept what has happened, what is going to happen, and ultimately that it happened at all… is how boys accept their situation and become the Objects they are to become… it is not always about choice.LEARN YOUR PLACE - ACCEPT
hannahroad:So my little brother found my heels and asked if guys wore heels too.I told him that its not something that guys really do, not those high of heels anyways, and this is what happened.He thinks he’s the stuff.And is convinced that guys need
pig-maker: This is what happens when you try to leave your cage, pig. It’s not safe outside your cage. Bad things happen to pigs that leave their cage. The outside world is filthy. The outside world is crawling with filthy pigs and other contaminants.
not-that-innocent-girl: Peek a boo! This is what happens when I’m bored and alone.
Having that much human energy thrust at you and then being critically analysed is obviously disarming. Control issues make me so nervous. It’s not knowing what’s going to happen. So what people were seeing was what happens when you are terrified.
not-100percent-a-dick: mychemicalinsanity: What happens when you put a boy in front of a girl and ask him to slap her? WATCH THIS this is actually really adorable, and i don’t say that lightly because i hate both happiness and children. but you
bluemethus: fxckmeharder: jdkevin: fxckmeharder: 84 followers away from 5k, come on guys, let’s make this happen! Your booty game is not strong when you’re a scrawny ass white girl that has to contort her body to make it look like she has an
lemonadeleathers: The smiling bun gifs were probably not what anon expected. @cummbunny @badideadontdoit hahahaahhah this is amazing
assstiel: It’s friday night and I feel like I’m waiting for something that’s not gonna happen. Something is missing. I wonder what it is.
lancehart: My girlfriend, Charlotte Sartre, filmed this for me. Alex Coal is a good friend of ours, and not just because he tits jiggle so awesome <3 We called the scene “Borrow My Boyfriend’s Ass” because that’s actually what happened that
hnnnn i kinda feel bad about not being as scream-y excited about the upd8 as my friends and everyone else is, its like, ofc i thought it was great and im stoked to see what happens next, i always will be but idk, i just took it as a “normal”
that is definitely news to me D: i wouldn’t even know what to do about that since well…this is tumblr and not my own site, does this happen to everyone?Like I definitely don’t get anything going on my own blog but I do have virus protection
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sex-lies-and-bowties: Bahahah! Okay so was inspired by that one video of the boys twerking. I mean there’s no Lamborghini and this is what happens when you take wayyyyyyy too much pre workout. And yes I know I’m not good but if you can’t laugh
irishfem73: your-warm-embrace: mo-is-not-amused: thejamesboyle: queerlux: blueklectic: nintendocanada: i’m not sure what’s going on but i’m into it i’m with it I always wait for this to happen. please happen in russia What ever that
Hey I heard you wanted lapidot angst :^)I feel like lapis will leave peridot in the end. And if that does end up happening it would NOT end well. I can definitely see peridot begging the crystal gems to bring her back. (marcuslarry) aaaaAAHHH??!? this
What am I Valentinesing for u Shadswife :U 💕(harinezumiko)you’re not getting me anything but if you HAPPEN to manage to steal this….very ugly deadpool that i’m NOT crying over right now…….
Not sure what happens after that but the money is good
fallen-inspiration: medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts out so i
You know, the worst part of a relationship ending isn’t even what actually happened. It’s the hope that kills you. It’s not what you said, it’s not what you did, what you do. What hurts me more than anything is that I will still
