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Dancers…….. meet your goddess!!! Actually that’s good advice. Always have a plan to get out. Start young, make that money, save it, invest in yourself and get out. Just like my girl Jenaveve. She told me she would quit before she hit 30
castielthelittleblackwingedangel: scarletsash: andeebambi: okay no this is really messed up you guys no this is actually really cool?? Would make a great addition to neighborhoods on halloween night or something, since that’s a night that people
battor: samilaughingalonewithmia: katsplanet: yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place am i the only one who would just quit if that happened just no if yahoo actually buys tumblr
lokisbutt: orihime-strawberry-love: that one of the man on the train is actually from an old movie. ^ it still happened why to heckie would that make a difference
39 year old Donny without a beardMy entire world just changed,
musaafer: Stupidest thing ever is this infantilization of patriarchy like, “it’s boys who do those things; a ~~real man~~~ would never be that way” no listen to me, it is not little boys who crack jokes that make up patriarchy but actual grown-ass
I’m quite certain my subconscious wants me to be a writer again. For the second time in a week, I had a dream that would make for an awesome work of fiction. The actual dream didn’t make much sense when applied to real life, so I have altered
lesbiansandthelivingdead: iamabutchsolo: This is actually so legit. It’s so stupid how people actually think that a woman’s period would make her completely irrational so that she cannot be in a position of power. One of my favourite 30 Rock running
fma-facts: fma-facts: Happy Meat Day everyone! Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:
fma-facts:fma-facts: Happy Meat Day everyone! Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:1.
gilquest: seansoo: imagine if the block feature on here was actually as useful as twitter’s you could make people unfollow you at your own will like imagine how many creeps that would eliminate for you a function working as one would expect? hell
ecchi-princess-sophie: The fact that Markiplier is an actual person that exists makes me happy like you would not be believe
lol Education Moment: Actually its not hard at all to make salt water drinkable. You could make something out of common household items in 5 mins that does and would require zero power source. lol Making LARGE amounts of salt water drinkable
thatsfmnoob: I made this animation in an effort to make something that actually animates everything, the dude and the gal. I had a really crazy idea that actually would work, HOWEVER, it was impossible to do because of the pose, so I will save it for
cheating-on-mywife: yes-letsfuckbabe: Read More Honestly I would say 98% of women love that shit, it melts some women actually or makes their pussy tingle. You’re the 2% that hates it. um wtf are you talking about?
just-shower-thoughts: So many people die every day that we’ve never actually checked to make sure that the sun would rise without a human sacrifice.
reapergrellsutcliff: myfriendscallmekazzy: scarletsash: andeebambi: okay no this is really fucked up you guys no this is actually really cool?? Would make a great addition to neighborhoods on halloween night or something, since that’s a night that
ttotheaffy: decanusdeadsea: Can I just reblog all the things? <3 I bet Lanius!pony would still be a bull. No horse can contain his amount of… well. Being Lanius. I wanted to make Caesar a bull actually but I have absolutely no idea how that would
karensdisciple: holyshitafloatingdiary: halffizzbin: jlaw: Now You See Me Opening Scene (x) BUT THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE CARD WE ALL PICKED RIGHT HOW DID THEY DO THAT They paused ever so briefly on the 7 of diamonds, making it the only card we would
yamino: batlesbo: deleteyourself: I accept. I actually read a bit, but it was still lots of blahs to me. I actually read it. XD I wanted to make sure there wasn’t anything about MissingE, and there wasn’t. Nothing particularly new or that would
crabby-apple: One of the dumbest things is when you’re upsetBut you don’t know why. Essentially nothing has actually happened that would make you upset but you’re sitting there with a ball in your chest feeling like shit and it makes you seem overly
bogleech: The people who make that argument never mean it as a genuine suggestion. They smugly assume the person they’re talking to lacks the talent or the means of actually following through, and they often believe that if it did happen, it would
fuckmeharderbabyyy: fuckmeharderbabyyy: Have my boobs Internet The picture that started it all. When I started my blog, I thought I would make my icon actually me and that’s all the pictures of me I would post… It got kind of addicting haha
angelwings4barryallen: GG’s obsession with Superman is beyond adorable.I hope if the supergirl show actually is a hit,that he’ll do some crossovers with it.I’m sure that would make him really happy to be a part of that world.
fuku-shuu: If Levi actually does end up with some Asian background to him, then this is the RivaMika recast that would make me breathe very, very heavily. Well, ignoring the fact that Jaejoong’s pretty tall, of course. *casually reblogs, especially
fuku-shuu: fuku-shuu: If Levi actually does end up with some Asian background to him, then this is the RivaMika recast that would make me breathe very, very heavily. Well, ignoring the fact that Jaejoong’s pretty tall, of course. *casually reblogs,
fuku-shuu: fuku-shuu: fuku-shuu: If Levi actually does end up with some Asian background to him, then this is the RivaMika recast that would make me breathe very, very heavily. Well, ignoring the fact that Jaejoong’s pretty tall, of course. *casually
melle-d: baby swapfells. I actually have my own headcannon for the swapfells that goes against this but its would be so much work to draw it i’ll just make depressing injured babies bonus it still works. (i like to think when they’re that close the
sebastiandebeste: kristophen: windsroad: it’s an Actual Fact that any ace attorney screen shot taken where the character is in the middle of saying a word/sentence is funny even if it doesn’t even make a specific phrase or anything that would normally
mickeysmilezz: writteninmysoul: hardlyheaven: The type of girl who actually wants to see me succeed. She would make sure I did my homework before I do anything else. She would help me my math homework because she knows that’s my worst subject. She
clinicallydepressedpug: From day one, I was told abuse would make you stronger, and once it did, I would be too strong for it to affect me and I would feel like it never happened. I was never told that that was actually a lie. This whole time I have
prokopetz: I think a lot of discussion of media, particularly geek-oriented media, would benefit enormously from making a distinction between stuff that’s of historical interest, and stuff that’s actually worth taking in without that qualifier. Take
iamabutchsolo: This is actually so legit. It’s so stupid how people actually think that a woman’s period would make her completely irrational so that she cannot be in a position of power.
molly-ren: jasonsback: I could never write porn. I’d be too busy making puns to get to the actual sex. We could collaborate! You make the puns, I write the sex? please do this guys, that would be totally awesome!
lolsomeone-actually: lokisbutt: orihime-strawberry-love: that one of the man on the train is actually from an old movie. ^ it still happened why to heckie would that make a difference Heckie
glimglamandpals: Luna makes sure Celestia is informed of every steamy dream anyone in Equestria have where she is featured. Some people would think thats weird, but Luna thinks that hilarious. Yes, we are back. A new comic that is actually a side comic
actually, that makes me feel worse. ‘cause captain jack would sleep with anything (anyone) with a pulse.
steamgirlofficial: One thing we get now and then is the claim that Kato and Rin are the same person. It’s true, we’ve actually had people make that mistake! Now it isn’t totally implausible to make that error, a monochrome photo like this would
mageofmysteries: I just want to take a moment appreciate that the 2 main teenagers in the mcu:•are intelligent•make actual jokes teenagers would make and don’t just say like, the cringy things 90% of script writers think teens say•are intelligent•have
meanplastic: me at 15: ew that’s fucked up who could have a fetish for that me at 20: fuck Me at 40: actually I’m inventing new suit that would make Rule 34 blush
starfudge:Those fake IG accounts that people make for their favorite characters are always SO FUNNY because you know that there’s no actual way that any of those characters would have the aesthetic ass layouts that tumblr white girls think they would.
adoropal: girl: 2 + 2 is 4 guy: Actually m'lady, that isn’t completely factual as 2 + 2 is actually the addition of 2 pairs of 1’s simplified which technically makes it 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 equal to a sum of 4 (four), you would know if you based your equations
ororosmunroe: badgirlvillain: medieisme: Someone actually suggested that Steve Rogers would bond with Scott Lang over making fun of Sam Wilson.Like…have you met Steve Rogers? Watched him for more than 30 seconds of screen time?Steve would not bond
askaboutnikki: perigilpin: i hate when people get all preachy and tell u that money won’t make you happy bc like actually it would solve a whole fucking ton of my problems thank u very much AMENNNN
Makes you wonder what the tat looks like. This shot was actually hard to get. I had passed them twice but the camera would focus on the fence or someone would walk in front. So while I was at the light I focused on something that was as far away as they
several people were like what if Dave was the son of the Mayor for the su au sO((I guess that would make them the cool kids more like the dork kids baha)
ohno-abear: highpriestcrankypants: Live the kind of life that would make the Discworld witches proud. My first response to this was, like, “Uh, the life that would make Nanny proud would involve a lot of [redacted].” My second response was, “Actually,
Hey, look! I’m not an egg with sunglasses anymore! I told myself awhile ago that it would be silly to make a tumblr just to swoon over some dude I don’t know with a hot voice. but… it’s actually really, really hot, and my genitals are hopelessly
theres actually a mod that gets rid of Dorian’s mustachewhywhy would u want to get rid of such a beautiful thing
an elderburn/qrow confrontation scene i’ve been thinkin about off and on for a while now :3fight fight fight fight fight
when will inferior men understand it’s not mistreating women that makes a man superior, it’s a man’s actual superiority (i.e, physical-visual attractiveness) that makes the female brain beg him for abuse. I would have never created the r/maledom
thvgginn: Bernie Sanders marching behind Martin Luther King Jr. in the 1963 March on Washington DC. Ok ok. Not making any accusations, just genuinely curious: I know Bernie Sanders often marched in Civil Rights protests, but is this photo even real?