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Today i am doing a tribute to the people who are closest to me in my life at this very moment. No perticular order so dont get mad LOL ðŸ‘💞👫 “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the
lets-billy-us:fritz-the-faggot:mactruck351:thrillofmasturbating:After my earlier post regarding the above as a hobby, someone pointed out that it is way more than that. Reblog if masturbation is you LIFE.he has the same tempo as me until i get my buddy-m
birdyally: fitstrudel: memeguy-com: Did someone violate my cranberries If I could just get nutrients fucked into me that would make life way easier. gettin that Vitamin D kno what im sayin
thisiswander: Ky BougePortland, ORNikon D5100 Everyone has something or someone that inspires them to do well in work and in life. Tell us about yours. A lot of different things inspire me. I find when I’m listening to music, certain lyrics get through
I am REEEEEEEALLY salty right now about an issue in my, ahem, personal life that I’d rather not get into, so if someone wants to send me a funny anon at some point, that’d be great.
heteroflexibleromantic:*kills someone* judge: u get life in jailme: callout culture is so toxic. people make mistakes its a part of being human. i cant believe im being attacked for something you couldve just inboxed me privately to talk about, i didnt
naeril: imgayjokes: life but every time im gay it gets faster for me it would be someone drawing stick but only knows how to drive automatic lol
hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw.”
i-heart-hugs: cremsie: Unexpected kindness can make a difference in someones life.I haven’t done anything with the mane event in a while but the overwhelming love the comics still get drove me to make this lil piece I’ve had in mind Support the
15yearold: booty-me—down: sO I WAS JUST SITTING DOWN MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND I GET UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND I FUCKING SEE THIS. SOMEONE CLIPPED A HAIR EXTENSION INTO THE CEILING. I THOUGHT THE FUCKING GRUDGE WAS GOING TO END MY LIFE.
rwfan11: hiitsmekevin: Someone caption this ….”You don’t want to be with me, fine…get the f*ck out my life!” - Roman Reigns
ylajalii:when fleabag said love isn’t something weak people do and i want someone to tell me how to live my life because so far i think ive been getting it wrong and women are born with pain built in and people are all we’ve got and the only person
cremsie:Unexpected kindness can make a difference in someones life.I haven’t done anything with the mane event in a while but the overwhelming love the comics still get drove me to make this lil piece I’ve had in mind My Patreon
this-is-life-i-live: isthisjustphantasy: coolstoryno: cthulhu-with-a-fez: laughcentre: allmonds: sluttyoliveoil: allmonds: stand: I I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN i understand THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME 8 times8 times I have scrolled past this I
capricieus: kissmeintheraindarling: my love life will never be satisfactory until someone runs through an airport to stop me from getting on a flight what if it’s a security guard
Today Gabe told me that he wanted to get married, and have a family and that’s his life goal. It was so refreshing hearing that from someone my age, and then hearing that from a guy. Also, I think I might need surgery.
I hope I meet someone that can care for me when things go bad in my life, because I get so self-destructive it’s horrible. & I don’t think I’ll ever not be this way.
saintophelia: life goal: taking a bath with someone i’m in love with. they help me wash my hair, and get soap on that part of my back i can’t reach. we snuggle in cozy blankets the rest of the evening
darkcybertron: carmen-carmela: Ok Tailgate getting piggy-back rides from everyone has given me life jumping on someone’s back is tailgate’s signature move
itsexclusive: surra-de-bunda: “Someone said Lauryn had multiple kids by a man who never married her and doesn’t even claim the last child…spend your whole life being a pick me and you don’t even get picked 😭😭” — @gahhhdamn
kissmeintheraindarling: my love life will never be satisfactory until someone runs through an airport to stop me from getting on a flight
therealeovaldez: hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’
stripperina: avamariele: Someone who I literally haven’t seen in years decided to pop back into my life just to give me shit for being a dancer. This was my response. GET IT GIRLY!!!
thehilariousblog: Nickelodeon became very naughty I DON’T GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOOL happened to me in 3rd grade. :P I GOT AHAHHA i wish i jumped to a D…… O_O OMFG double that D and you have my life story
haveabowlofwhore: you know when you text someone and they don’t text you back and you suddenly feel like you’ve just made the biggest mistake of your life by texting them and not being important enough to get a text back do you feel me
my love life will never be satisfactory until someone runs through an airport to stop me from getting on a flight
foxylittlepirate:birdflashd:vigilcntes: anyone else get confused when someone doesn’t have netflix? how do they spend their free time? how do they marathon tv shows? what do they use that ten dollars for? yo ho yo ho the pirates life for me arrrrrrgh
partytrasha: mattnichollsdimples:mattnichollsdimples:This is a real life actual post somebody put on Facebook. Are you kidding me?She deleted this off Facebook so now I need this to get twenty million notes someone obviously took Taylor Johnson’s
origami-dolls: This picture really gets to me. it’s like you do one thing wrong and your whole life is over. as soon as you walk through that door, you’re givin’ a whole reputation as a psycho path, when in reality, all you want is someone to
pregnantseinfeld:catgirlbulge:pregnantseinfeld:HEY! THE CONGRESSMAN WHO JUST CROAKED FROM THE COVVY WAS PRO-LIFE! SOMEONE MAKE THE MEME! here u go Thank you so much. It’s important to me that we get these spread before their dumbass corpse is even cold.
whimsywimp: Finally! someone who can help out shielding the team with a decently strong shield! :D Shield buddies cx I could not for the life of me get the backgound I originally wanted to make right, so I turned to something much, MUCH more simpler…
dollydatoy: I never succeeded to stop my orgasm even for secondsIf someone would punishe me every time i had one without permission I’ll spend all my life getting Punished
I promise I’m not an ass. 😂Y is it when someone wants to explore they sex life we get called a hoe or dirty. Like does me wanting to have a threesome or multiple sex partners it’s wrong. I don’t feel wrong for wanting something it’s just it
c-atty: angel-of-the-get-through: stevecat032: My friend’s remodeled school bus Oh my god someone do this with me and road trip This is it. This is exactly what I want to live in for the rest of my life. recreational-shrugs
mincced: My parents are always trying to get under my skin, but I’ve got life ahead of me.Harass someone else.
vintagecitylady: if the past 12 months of my life were a book, it would be entitled, “Why is it so Hard to Get Someone To Like Me Back?”
k1mkardashian: i wanna f*ck a politician or someone famous that’s in the closet so they pay me enough to live a glamorous life but then write a tell-all book and get a reality tv deal and make even more money lol
amypoehler: Get to know me meme — [4/5] tv shows: Pushing Daisies “You can’t just touch someone’s life and just be done with it”
immadirtygirl: greatguy4fun: immadirtygirl: ugh he’s so good with his fingers….I want this man in my life…seriously. someone please, get a hold of him for me…or buy him for me? that would be lovely…umph -xxx Wow.. now that was a hot caption!
quietcharms: sexy-uredoinitright: Do this to me and I swear you will get the fuck of your life…. OMG! well someone stole the words right from me
bbyprostitute: jazzomaniia: word omg this reminds me of the guy who told me it’s a woman’s fault that she gets raped. i have never wanted to punch someone so hard in my life.
This is Bodhi. I lost him yesterday at the end of his long and wonderful 16 year life. Someone pointed to your site, and as odd as it sounds, it really and truly has helped me get on with things. It made me happy when I needed it, so I thought the least
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