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manisking: SAY THANK YOU, BITCH!
slut-problems: This is the truth slapping me in the face. Slap, slap, slap, the cocks smack my face as if to say, “Wake up, slut! Suck some dicks!†This is what you are good for. THINK, SLUT! THINK! Wait. You can’t think. You’re a vacant little
I love sex in the shower, everything is just so wet and slippery. The slapping noise that comes from some hard fucking is also pretty satisfying.
hatefuckingforbeginners: Tell me how stupid and needy my hard cock slapping your face makes you, drooling whore. Tell me what you don’t tell anyone else. Sometimes slapping a girl in the face with your cock is the best way to remind them of what they&rs
Your hands are tied behind you and you’re seated on my lap, naked. My hard cock is in front of you, throbbing. I gently caress your face and bring your gaze to meet mine. Then while looking into your eyes, I slap you hard in the face. Then before
You know what? I’m gonna fuck you in the ass…And you’re gonna love it fuckin’ bitch.
allwivescheat: “Oh honey you should have been there, I totally pants’d Chris today! You know, as a joke, and he wasn’t wearing any underwear! His big hard cock just flopped right out and almost slapped me in the face! It was so funny!”
When somebody says, "expect the unexpected", slap them in the face and say "honestly, you didn't expect that, did you?"
imadiiirtygirl: agirlsguidetoinferiority: When she gives her opinion out in public, without your approval, take her aside and slap her in the face. Then tell her she’s embarrassing you, she’s a naive child, and when you want her opinion, you’ll
dontgetwisewithme:Tear her clothes off her body because you can. Put her on her knees because you can. Slap her across the face because you can. Shove your fingers in her throat because you can. Grab her by the chin, make her look you in the eye, and
degenerate-cowboy3: cuntzillaa: I just got 5k followers !!!!!You know what that means?!?! That means that nextttt week when I meet daddy… he’ll slap me in the face for every 20 notes this gets!!! BRING IT ON!!!! She’s literally telling you to
devorarme:Me flirting: you can slap me in the face if you want :)
house-elves: do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just
queeneverdeen: have you ever experienced such a plot twist that you go to cover your mouth but you accidentally slap yourself in the face i have
ice-block:I just realized that mobs won’t fight back if you hit them in creative, and I mean it makes sense, if god showed up and slapped you across the face what are you gonna do? Slap her back?
ms-jully: Let me tell you something about the human race. You put a mysterious blue box slap-bang in the middle of town, what do they do? Walk past it. Now stop your nagging. Let’s go and explore.
natural–blues: centroryian: tardismyoldgirl: queeneverdeen: have you ever experienced such a plot twist that you go to cover your mouth but you accidentally slap yourself in the face i have i still want to know how he became a giant face
marcmumford: have you ever experienced such a plot twist that you go to cover your mouth but you accidentally slap yourself in the face i have
actualcupcakejenmorrison: idk, maybe that one time you slapped your future mother-in-law in the face? or the time you lost your engagement ring while disposing of a dead body?
do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day
sixpenceee: princekarisma: sixpenceee i saw that “whodunnit” video you posted and i thought you might like this too ?? maybe the first time I watched this video, I had to slap myself in the face
This guy just told me “don’t hit guys in the face if you wouldn’t want them to do it to you.” Hahahaha little does he know…
buckysteve: do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just
callmeoutis: bigeisamazing: if you calling someone out for being a bigot on the internet but won’t call your parents out for the same thing you fake the last time i called my mom a homophobe she slapped me in the face and i’m still afraid to tell
rhimagination: callmeoutis: bigeisamazing: if you calling someone out for being a bigot on the internet but won’t call your parents out for the same thing you fake the last time i called my mom a homophobe she slapped me in the face and i’m still
tardismyoldgirl: queeneverdeen: have you ever experienced such a plot twist that you go to cover your mouth but you accidentally slap yourself in the face i have
pumpkinspiceboner: Go in the bathroom, turn off the lights. Say cokeflow 3 times and blonde fringe brandon will appear and slap you across the face yelling LORD FARQUAAD
thedreadpiratejames: this slaps you in the face with reality woahhhhhh
cameraviewsphotography: Was just looking at some stuff Porcelain and I shot a couple years ago… sometimes it takes time for things to slap you in the face. This one just did. http://genuineporcelain.tumblr.com/, by bill hudson
health-is-beautiful: thedreadpiratejames: this slaps you in the face with reality
fairybunn: i hope karma slaps you in the face before i do
russandolly: pros and cons of having ridiculously long hair: pros: you look like a fucking forest goddess you can slap people in the face with it when you do hairflips cons: literally everything else
oh-mrwinchester-oh: *KICKS DOWN YOUR DOOR* *SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE* “LET’S TALK ABOUT JENSEN ACKLES”
distorment:i hope karma slaps you in the face before i do
folwer: thedreadpiratejames: this slaps you in the face with reality 1.everyone eats and wears clothes2. not everyone is an arborist like? wh
the-subby-prince:Just sayin if you slapped me in the face I’d probably get wet
distorment: i hope karma slaps you in the face before i do
thedreadpiratejames: this slaps you in the face with reality
When you are meant to face-palm but you accidentally slap yourself in the face.
omshanti0m: fields-of-nirvana: thedreadpiratejames: this slaps you in the face with reality ⁎⋆☾☥•｡.:☀☼☀:.｡•☥☽⋆⁎ yessss
wallflowerdalek: blue-author: yuletimewithgrendel: madbogscience: folwer: thedreadpiratejames: this slaps you in the face with reality 1.everyone eats and wears clothes2. not everyone is an arborist like? wh Okay I am a botanist and I can tell
I swear to God, the next time I have to wait a fucking year to get up the stairs in a nightclub because some bitch infront of me is too drunk to walk properly, I will rip off your Gucci heels and slap you in the fucking face.
alphaguys: Hey fag! If you gonna keep starring at me all the trip, you’d better give me 300 bucks! Otherwise I’m gonna break your bones! The fag gave the Alpha Man the money and got slapped hard in the face! That was an unforgettable trip!
