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vapid-gay:thickness-protection-program:androidbisexual:Me explaining that guys deserve their tiddies sucked“Are boobs at all not boobs enough?” - Sappho
thickness-protection-program:berniefucks:anxiouskelpie:
thickness-protection-program: cat-pun: not knowing the name of a meme and having to describe it in google like a fucking animal Google watching me type “pocket pussy popping rigorously in car exhaust gif”
absurdlakefront: thickness-protection-program:homofied:Who’s the gay that made a glory hole arcade game??? I just wanna talk. You ain’t a real gamer if you ain’t playing Yank That Plank Finally an arcade game for me.
thickness-protection-program:suddenlyoranges:reblog to scare staff/apple
thickness-protection-program:mens-rights-activia:Being on tumblr is not only embarrassing but it also brings you no additional value. In fact, it actively takes away from your worth as an individual. Your ranking is tanking buddy Could someone whose rank
thickness-protection-program:Liking someone’s sad post on Tumblr is the online equivalent of seeing a random stranger on the street crying, smacking their ass, and being like “keep up the good work sport”
zagreus:thickness-protection-program:zagreus: pull HIS hair. get HIM pregnant A seahorse wrote this im gonna flatten you with a cartoonishly large anvil
thickness-protection-program:To the incinerator!
wongbal:thickness-protection-program:segamascot:No you’re notI imagine not knowing the context behind this doesn’t make it any less funny
thickness-protection-program:Pros of having a Samsung Galaxy: such a wide variety of ways to customize the phone and really make it feel like it’s yours Cons: they do this
thickness-protection-program:All I’m saying is comedians who don’t make racist, sexist, and transphobic jokes never talk about how “comedy is dead” 🤷🏿♂️
thickness-protection-program:“Hi my name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt”
swaggiethough: hello 911 i accidentally missed my moms calls 13 times in a row i think I need to be in a protection program
letsvibrance: “Russian family in the Russian Witness protection program.”
thickness-protection-program: youneedone2:Walrus crowd When your bag of potatoes starts growing sprouts
thickness-protection-program:
Princess Protection Program
crystalline-sugars: fitness protection program
thickness-protection-program:were–ralph:were–ralph:she had them apple bottom memesboots with the slurThe whole club was lookin at her
vaginabubbles: by blur (witness protection program)
theinnocentjan:whatareyouryanfor-deactivated20:drinkyourjuiceshelby:thickness-protection-program:a-cosmic-raccoon-deactivated202:When he makes that *last* little grunt: 😰👉🏻👈🏻My guts:His kids in your guts His kids getting flushed down the
gengargamer: turntechtier: hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia: turntechtier: my laptops fucked i hope they used a condom im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this Should’ve paid extra for the protection program.
pastel-pussyy: Bye everyone, I am going into the Thiccness Protection Program
thickness-protection-program: the-absolute-funniest-posts: She not playing games
thickness-protection-program:MANIFESTING
thickness-protection-program:wh0rr0rr:Keep on and we gon end up like this
thickness-protection-program: kindofanorphan:blurred-vision-and-rose-glasses: I support women’s wrongs. She served ✨CUNT✨ Her cards smelled like ✨CUNT✨ too
theworsethingsgettheharderifight:theworsethingsgettheharderifight: thickness-protection-program: kindofanorphan:blurred-vision-and-rose-glasses: I support women’s wrongs. She served ✨CUNT✨ Her cards smelled like ✨CUNT✨ too You activated
xaviertriumphant: thickness-protection-program:probioticstan:mrtwentington: driveshaftgroupie: current emotion: that face guys pull when they take pictures of their buttholes
dadjokesrus: I’ve been hiding from exercise, I’m in the fitness protection program
thickness-protection-program: everythingfox: Yee-claw!
anxiousworm: thickness-protection-program: everythingfox: Yee-claw! YEE CLAW
thickness-protection-program:tealslimes:You, you support trans men.
thickness-protection-program:fifgawd: manicsrealm: scienceninjaturtle: Forever Red- Morph & Roll Call Meanwhile, Rocky’s probably still waiting by his phone… Everyone knows that rocky was only a sub til they found TJ.
thickness-protection-program:We can’t ibuprofen our way outta this one boys
bvbblegvmrebel: when you’re in the witness protection program but you still have to promote your music
mas0nj4r: thickness-protection-program: shodaw:If raven was your favorite teen titan as a kid you gay now Or depressed now Likely both now
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vaginabubbles:by blur (witness protection program)
mrdsc1010:thickness-protection-program:fapper:
vanajainen: thickness-protection-program:Don’t say NOTHING just reblog and go
gigglepuffpixie:theparadoxmachine:upasika: theparadoxmachine:thickness-protection-program:priv8pics:Fired!!! I work for a trucking company and can confirm this is a good way to get firedUnless there was a major equipment malfunction this dude is
thickness-protection-program:adamsmasher:memewhore:Furby-lookin’ ass motherfucker
datbitchtommy:thickness-protection-program:hvmanfilth9:
freddie-duchess-of-shipping: thickness-protection-program: I’m not an ice chewer but this just looks like it hits different i AM an ice chewer and i wanna bite that entire ass block
just-shower-thoughts: There are probably a bunch of small towns in the middle of nowhere with really great pizza, thanks to the witness protection program…
mamanicured: Rihanna DOES NOT play and that’s why I never @ her … I’m scared she’ll misinterpret something I tried saying online and I’ll have to enter the witness protection program
hipstaharold: ∞ favorite moments in princess protection program★
