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First, shock as his massive GIRTH pushes into your tiny opening, stretching you beyond belief: “Oh, FUCK!”Then…Pleasure as his THICK meat opens your tight little passage wide to full depth: “Oooohhh God, yessssss…”From the archive…one
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panini-the-bird-killer:Sokka: Do you want to know your gay name?Zuko: My gay name?Sokka: Yeah it’s your first name…Zuko: Oh, haha, yeah I get it -Sokka *gets down on one knee*: …and my last name.Zuko: Oh my god
scotchtapeofficial: moonlandingwasfaked: god-of-oreos: moonlandingwasfaked: literally who gives a shit I thought that was an onion article at first it really does.round of applause for the ny times for this one folks oh it’s not satire
ryedragon: inritum: reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :) OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY
oprahs-right-nipple: when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned
dumbkili: dumbkili: oh my god okay @all tourists coming to new york for the first time: street hot dogs should be one dollar, maybe a dollar fifty. anything more than that and theyre swindling you. walk another block and get urself a decently priced
displaced-angel: ryedragon: inritum: reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :) OH MY FUCKING GOD,
j-aws: ryedragon: inritum: reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :) OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK
Shipping replies under the read more! 1. DaveJohn! They were one of my first ships so I guess more special to me in a way haha. 2. Oh god I love both of those….I’ll go withhhh…Gamzee/Jane wehhh 3. JOHN/VRISKA 4. I really love crows
Oh my god I feel like I have a rush of emotions and butterflies in my stomach as if I was the one who just had my first emotional kiss dsghjgah
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whoreoform: ohitsjustcody: Hey guys wanna go to the par- oh WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?! YOU WANNA SLIDE?! SLIDE INTO A PORTAL TO HELL! Oh. let children burn there’s one slide open if you wanna go first.
enchan-t: ryedragon: inritum: reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :) OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S
rugrahts: ryedragon: inritum: reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :) OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S
thejunesky: ringasunn: My friend has two pigs, and this one just experienced ice for the first time yesterday! oh my god
vanghoe: kittens-tbh: dumbkili: dumbkili: oh my god okay @all tourists coming to new york for the first time: street hot dogs should be one dollar, maybe a dollar fifty. anything more than that and theyre swindling you. walk another block and get
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cadeux: ryedragon: inritum: reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :) OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S
