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“I love you more than Geo the Bio loves pizza.”
swrredhead: Oh fuck, you are a naughty bitch boy, aren’t you. Fuck, you are taking this big strapon cock balls deep in that tight little whore ass of yours. Fuck, yes, I can see why you like fucking me doggy style, but now, I get to fuck you, yes,
Beauty like this comes with a price….And ill buy it every time! Me: “Hey baby, you look fucking fabulicious tonight…” Her: why would you say that, are you being mean? Are you mocking me? I cant stand my……&hellip
tripleduce: Beauty like this comes with a price….And ill buy it every time! Me: “Hey baby, you look fucking fabulicious tonight…” Her: why would you say that, are you being mean? Are you mocking me? I cant stand my………legs I feel fat……lol”
This is why I love Homestuck so much. Regardless of all the crazy shit and all the feels we have to go through, we have updates like these. And I will always find it amazing that these updates hit me at a perfect time in my life where I can relate to
daddysnaughtything: Why are you teasing me like this, daddy?
banjeebear: Have I already mentioned my predilection for uncut, thick, swarthy men??? Why are you TUMBLRS fucking with me like this…. now I am going to have to SPILL SEVERAL THICK LOADS before daybreak!!!!! HORNY FUCKERS!!!
lynx-you-fucking-nerd: Why are you looking at me like that of course this is an actual translation [Madoka! Madoka! Kaname-san!]
what-separates-me-from-youxx: The question is why wouldn’t you? the question is, why does this matter? If you love someone, something like this wouldn’t matter, you are there to help the person get through the bad times and hopefully help them
b00bafett: SO I GOT THIS SUBMISSION AND IM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE SHOES AND WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BELT BUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!’ That’s awesome!Read
awkwardvagina: this picture is making me so angry like why the hell are you cutting a slinky what does this even mean????? is this art????? is it a sign from the government that they are going to destroy our sense of youth and playful innocence??????
clubsduece: meulinlajayjay: monstermantel: dwigtkschrute: SO I WENT TO THE MALL TODAY AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD im sorry for this but i had to draw something… KARKAT: WHAT, WHAT’S WRONG? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? KARKAT: …IS
twolovingone: A lot of you have been asking me to post photos of my girlfriend — to whom a number of my posts are devoted. Well, feast your eyes on this! Now you know why I’m so head-over-heels for this woman. (And why the ladies like her as well!)
4skk4rkl3s: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SPREADING THESE AWFUL EMBARRASSING LIES ABOUT ME I WOULD NEVER FUCKING DO THIS EVER SEE THIS FACE? THIS IS THE FACE THAT’S EXTREMELY ANGRY THAT YOU WOULD HAVE THE AUDACITY TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS FUCK YOU reblogging
ixnay-on-the-oddk: Why are you guys reblogging this? I look like someone just blamed a fart on me (& I did it…hypothetically…of course)
shylittlebaby: Heads up, if you come on my blog and you’re underage your ass is getting blocked. My blog is strictly 18 . If you don’t like it, tough shit. Alright, I’m only going to say this once: It’s natural to be curious, it’s natural for
fyjjong: (141231) @realjonghyun90: a lot of people are asking me why i won’t follow members (on sns). to explain… you could say i don’t particularly want to let them know what i’m up to through snsd…, just like how you tend not to follow family
adolfhitler-: WHY DOESNT SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPEN AT MY TARGET?! WAAAY FUCKING BETTER THAN WALLY WORLD! Lmfao are you shitting me.
opalsandcream:biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t
crylie: pyotrilyiich: crystalfier: havenandwonderland: flabbergastly: why are you people like this Stuff like that is just not okay…seriously… i mean that is a serious and emotional video and…just no. So. God. Damn. Much. Facepalm. Let me
jklifexxx: sweetsub4him: liveisgeil: sweetsub4him: xtechffh: sweetsub4him: Baby I HAVE to have you inside my aching wet pussy, this just won’t do ❤️ Why are you aching????😉😉😉 Because you fucked me so good baby, every smack was like
blastortoise: Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you
wooperisland:Thanks so much guys for the 300+ notes on the last Steven Universe post! You guys are the best!
sweetsub4him: xtechffh: sweetsub4him: Baby I HAVE to have you inside my aching wet pussy, this just won’t do ❤️ Why are you aching????😉😉😉 Because you fucked me so good baby, every smack was like lightening, every suck and nibble and
kittengut replied to your post: whats your guys favorite south park episodes fuuuuck why are you putting me on the spot like this? For awhile Raisins was my fave because of the message. i just watched that one actually! i like that one too but i tend
scootieloo-answers: piratecoved: Bonnie: … Foxy: why are you up at this time? it’s like 3am. Bonnie: … Foxy: Well since you’re here, fill in for me, I’ll be right back. Bonnie: K. BONNIE IS OPEN FOR QUESTIONS ASK BONNIE SOME QUESTIONS xD
notababoonbrandishingastick: #grease au where the pink ladies are the ones working on the cars & sandy & rizzo are their leaders #and danny is the transfer student who comes in from Italy and is like #sob #you never told me you were THAT kind
lesbianholster:roxylalonde:’#prev prev prev prev’ just post the tag GOD#im so sick of this#like do i look like a minotaur? why are you putting me in the labyrinth then (via @eboyhuacheng)
kanesus: why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me
stonekidman: “Are you horny again, daddy? You know it’s my job to keep your balls empty, why didn’t you call me so I could suck that delicious cum out of you? Well do you want me on my knees or would you like to bend your little girl over this
im not going to lie, i have not known you for that long so i wasnt exactly sure what to draw„ but i seen your posts and browse through your blog sometimes, and you remind me of an eevee!! i dont know why ; v; aaaa sorry ((No worries, man, eevees are
animestheic:―It’s equivalent exchange! I’ll give you half of my life, so you give me half of yours! ―Why do alchemists have to be like this? “Equivalent exchange”? Are you stupid? You really are stupid. Half? I’ll give
bimboexec: “But we both know that you are to weak to resist. You are not able to pretend to be this strong hard Lena. Now why don’t you show this Gentlemen who are you.” Professors voice was like a leash. Heating me time after time. I could feel
zanabism: lilfootfreak: zanabism: Why…don’t fathers know how to apologize. Why can they never apologize and admit they were wrong why are all fathers like this Not all father’s are like this, mine most certainly isnt. You’re right let me
VODKA AND VOGUE
doctoring-the-tardis: timeladiesarecool: runningtobarcelona: lystenup: permanentchaos: This makes me so ridiculously angry as if I wasn’t already having a bad enough day and just like WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALLOWED TO EXIST!!!!!! um holy fucking
unclefather:unclefather:It’s weird how many sexual messages I get considering that my header photo is a picture of me as a child after I set my first house fire Like this is literally my header? Why are you horny for me? I did arson at the tender age
dothethunderthing: bandicutes: PLEASE WATCH THESE ALBATROSSES FLIRTING ITS VERY IMPORTANT Don’t even THINK about dating me unless you are willing to flirt like this.
veganisem: thequeenofbutts: I’d like to carry this gifset around with me so I can hold it up to people who ask me “Ugh why are you voting Obama” :’)
nayx: “Um, Ms. Frizzle?” said Carlos. “What?” said Ms. Frizzle. “I’m gay,” said Carlos. Dorothy Ann looked like she was about to throw up “Why are you telling me this? I don’t give a shit and this has nothing to do with the lesson,”
Are you fucking kidding me with this?He looks like a freaking angel with the light reflecting like that WHY BENEDICT
phobias: “how are you single?”
felkinamk2: “You really are such a pervert! Pretending to be my friend just to get close enough and use me like this! And yet you look at me as you tell me your going to treat me like a princess… such a pervert! A pig! Huh… why is that thing all
theadventuresofmichaelpawlak: This one has me stumped for a caption. OOOOOOooooOOOoOOOoOooOOoOOh! go with: “It looks really crowed up there, lol, why are they all on it at once? Oh well, yolo”
letthewordsoverflow: thiccspice: glowcloud: this a strange dog, why this dog the same size as me (a dog), but not smell like dog???? not sure what happen, owner what u think? Why are u guys like this? Oh dear me my friend why do you have so much
dirtymikefl: swrredhead: Oh fuck, you are a naughty bitch boy, aren’t you. Fuck, you are taking this big strapon cock balls deep in that tight little whore ass of yours. Fuck, yes, I can see why you like fucking me doggy style, but now, I get
Ugh, Nagi no Asukara is really beginning to piss me off. Where is Manaka… The Hikari and Muina dynamic just doesn’t work. He’s only been awake for a few days. He obviously still deeply loves Manaka. Stop trying to force something that
misforgotten2: “Is this train clean? When was the last time you washed these windows? Do you use antibacterials on all the touchable surfaces? Is that a stain? Why are you looking at me like that?”Sunset The Magazine of Western Living November
jdoornebosch: nakeid: booyouchan: cybergirlz: ANGELINA JOLIE AS A TEENAGER ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I always reblog this omg gorg why
Do you ever wake up at 2am in a cold sweat because no matter how much time passes you can’t seem to comprehend that AMC ad with Nichole Kidman? Like, I’m already in the theater, why are you telling me all of this?
when my blog is all pale pink it reminds me of a vegas chapel and idk why
and again im sitting here and this group of girls are acting normal until they see me and then they start staring and whispering excitedly and im wondering if they follow me or they’re excited they found the first alien visit earth
Don’t even act as if you’re the one that’s hurt by all this. You caused this. You made me feel like utter shit. You’re why I’m like this. You are the reason but I love you, with all my heart
I was on a date recently like 2 months ago and there was this one guy in particular who was so sweet but the minute he told me he was into horoscopes and how his whole life revolved around it.. i was 100% ready to abandon the mission. why are you
sexynfun: One of the many reasons why boobs are awesome ;) If you do this too, I love you!
prostitourettes: every time a mutual unfollows me i still stick around liking their posts for a few weeks like haha maybe it was an accident but why do i do this why do i care who do you even are i dont know any of you
meulinlajayjay: monstermantel: dwigtkschrute: SO I WENT TO THE MALL TODAY AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD im sorry for this but i had to draw something… KARKAT: WHAT, WHAT’S WRONG? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? KARKAT: …IS THERE SOMETHING
bethanybdsm: “Please don’t Bri. Don’t let them see me like this.“ "Why not? All 5 of them are close friends of mine. And they are all lesbians into BDSM. What’s gotten into you? Are you ashamed of being outed as a lesbo