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oregoncuckold: My hotwife texting with two fuckbuddies, trying to figure out who she will fuck tomorrow. I said she should do both. She said she would, but the kids have soccer. Some day. Oregoncuckold Not the way we usually do these things, but
stophatingyourbody: UGLY PICTURE TIME! hah, just kidding. But I just want to talk about my body, and how much I accept the way I look now. I don’t have the “perfect” body, but I don’t think I have the worst one out there either. I might not
Unofficial art but i just wanted to make a version with john taking that one last pre-prom photo of the gang and tweeting it. God I’m gonna miss these kids. I hope I have a grand time at promstuck. It’ll probably be my last prom ever.
bayobayo: Goldberg Variations BWV 988 Aria, Johann Sebastian Bach Here’s Hannibal and Will slow-dancing, as requested by @but-the-kid-is-not-my-son. Honestly, I was originally going to have them dance in a fancy party setting but then that ^^song^^
srarlicht: I am going to try something new. sorry for the people that don’t like this but I really wanted to give it a try. I am a transgender kid but did not start the procedure yet. So i wil be a famboy for a while. Until I am a girl so please tell
personaldaemons: consultingsuperhusbands: egly: Because I love the way Sam looks at Dean and baby 《3 If you dont think this gifset is the cutest thing get out of my face Okay but you guys Sam? Not so good with kids. But Dean? Friggin’ expert.
bdsmafterthoughts: Con-dolore and Anxious-fuck are children. Two tonight. Thats a sad waste of my time. But please kids, don’t say that you have not been warned. You have.I am not bothering to go into detail as to what is to happen to you. You know
This song makes me so sad for some reason. Is it because I am in the prime of my youth and I am not enjoying life?Also, sorry this is turning into an eclectic music blog, but I am just not inspired to do anything creative right now.
007delta: So far, @mcsweezy senpai has not noticed me… but I have hope that our forbidden love may soon be consummated in the unholy veil of memetic irony… But all kidding aside, this picture turned out very interestingly. Specifically, the the
wardengrey: Aesthetique ™ you’re not a true cool kid until you draw on graph paper or on overlapping sticky notes. You’ve taken pics of your sketchbook next to an aloe or cactus plant at some point. The Fanartist That one artist pretty much
NSFW NSFW NSFW My Buzz in Neopets. But in the nude. And showing… things… but not all the things. NEXT I WILL SHOW ALL THE THINGS! Idk, actually. Well, enjoy. And remember kids: if this bothers you, exit the tab or press the back button!
I don’t wanna be alone tonight but ain’t no one around. Just got back to Tampa from Orlando from seeing my ex. Things didn’t go bad. I thought I’d be fine when we said goodbye but loving someone and not being able to be with them is very heartbreaking.
jossisgod: youwish-youcould: michaeldirnt: Ok but did they beat the neighbor kids ass?? They are family and anyone who doesn’t get that fact does not deserve to have a dog or any other non-human animal in their life.
donnajosh: Leo: Of course you’re going to be a great father, of course you’re going to love your kids the way you’re supposed to, the way other fathers- Toby: My god, Leo. We look around, and we see that’s not true. It’s not automatic. Leo:
thefrenchguidoune: It’s in me, never thought I would get a Monster like that. You always believe that it can happen to others but not to you. I can’t even tell my family, not even my kids. I keep hearing these words in my head over and over again,
Oh yea I made another nsfw blog for all things not H, but who’s kidding i’ll most likely post H there too. It’s still setting up and i’ll probably get back to making gifs once it’s all set up. Also sorry i haven’t posted in a shit long
hamiltonismyhomeboy: inkyparthia: Awh Washington’s little boooys. He may not have had his own kids, but he had them :] And an entire nation. Pfff Lafayette gets derpier every time I draw him; it’s not on purpose, I promise, it just kind of…happens.
So as you can see, I have read the latest Harry Potter book. In all honesty, it wasn’t nearly as good as the seven original ones, but it was a good read. Maybe it’s because I’m personally so used to the original characters and not their kids, but
retrogradeworks:cheshiretiffy:Pfffdawwwwww *3*I don’t reblog many babies, but this is a baby making a very important life choice.
ask-the-two-earls: pajamaprodigy: nullvoid0: “my kids are just sociopaths” nono nononononononononononononononofucknononononononononononononononononononoonnoonooonnoooonnonnonoononononono no. lemongrab and lemongrab 2 are not sociopaths. do not
animalker: FIFTY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS » 7. Kaidan Alenko, Mass Effect (x) But… listen. There’s things I wanna say, and… looking back, I have a few regrets, but not many. That’s pretty amazing, right? Messed up kid that I was, never would’ve
yesmywifeishot: promiscuous-bliss: “Size doesn’t matter.” If a girl says that, it’s because her boyfriend isn’t big enough. But we’re not kidding ourselves; we all know bigger is better. And no matter if our boyfriends can offer it or not–we
born-for-eachother:Another reason why I don’t think Moroha was born in Kaede’s village is because Kaede mentioned Inuyasha and Kagome but not their daughter…which leads me to believe that Kaede might not even KNOW they have a kid. Kohaku knows
trutranstrender: I don’t want trans kids to worry about ‘not being trans enough’ anymore. I want everyone to know that regardless of how much dysphoria you may or may not feel, your gender identity is 100% valid. Anyone who says otherwise is just
yama-z-aki: but rin when he does the eyebrow thing the best part is he’s had this habit since he was a little kid like what a nerd
hobartgloryhunter: I love how this kid tries to HIDE his face from the camera. But not as much as how innocent he is when he answers the PHONE. And not as much as how HUNGRY he is for that load whilst still on the phone.
dieaerzte: lnannibal: dieaerzte: it would be fucked up if sex were real wtf are you talking about i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. Just saying
just-shower-thoughts: Maybe some older people think the old times were better, not because the times were actually better, but because the people were children/younger. They were happier, healthier, and unaware of how shitty the world really was. That
abigailnussbaum: There are so many brilliant Sokka moments, but this one has to be near the top. The poor kid is a rational thinker who just happens to live in a world where magic, and spirits, and mystics exist. Anyone else would give up, but not
I just realized that I suffered from sleep paralysis as a kid. Like, I would have nightmares and wake up, but not be able to move my body or open my eyes but I was somehow still in the dream
ebonyzerscrooge: just-an-art-kid: I have a job interview tomorrow who wants to teach me to not fuck up. Don’t sneeze in your hand Do your research Ask questions Smell good, but not strong
i was a bit annoyed at my new colleague for not picking up the phone or answering my messages but turns out her grandad died AND she broke a finger :| now i’m just annoyed at my boss for making someone work with a broken finger :|
Overslept. Oops. Feeling needy. I’m just in bed with a stuffie. I think living alone really makes this neediness worse. Not just for dove but in general. I’m a very touchy person but now I have to go days and longer without touch or contact.
I can’t even study or focus now. I keep suddenly remembering all of these absolutely terrible memories of my parents fighting and my father from when I was a child that I’ve forgotten for a while. It wasn’t much abuse, but it was enough
octopus-trashcan: hirphiti: LOOK AT WHAT I JUST FOUND OMG GUYS WATCH THIS NOW Not spoilers, but so cute. For all the people who say its a dumb kid show. Its so much more
ameythst: hey so im going to be traveling later this month to see my best friend and i have the plane tix covered but im trying to raise a bit of extra cash cuz ill be missing work and i need to cover food costs n such im not asking for donations but
promiscuous-bliss: “Size doesn’t matter.” If a girl says that, it’s because her boyfriend isn’t big enough. But we’re not kidding ourselves; we all know bigger is better. And no matter if our boyfriends can offer it or not–we deserve the
j0ye: thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.
itistimetodisappear: If jj abrams goes back on rey not having ‘special’ parents im gonna be pissed af. I’m sorry but when kids watch Rey they see that even if you’re not from a special/privileged background (or maybe a parent abandoned you/gave
elaxisfae: j0ye: thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a
kvaghela: Bruno Mars - ‘Lastly but definitely not in the least, I have to thank my partner in crime, in everything I do, the best guy I know, the man who never steers me wrong but never steers me right, he just steers me - Mr. Philip Lawrence. The
we-love-bruno: ♥ ..not 1, not 2,not 3, but… 4 MILLION FOLLOWEEERS ♫
thelilysparks:It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.
luminarai:listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.
j0ye:thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.
thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.
vceboogie: ratchetmess: The three kids in the back are playing with (in order) a stick, his own dick, and the poor kid on the right has empty plastic bottles and rocks. But not this champion of men in the front. Look at his face, he knows hes the shit.
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