it would just be like
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find it would just be like on porn pin board
it would just be like clips
Nipple penetration is one of my favorite fantasies. I dunno what it is about it, I just feel like it would be amazing.
Crikey what an awesome photo!  I wish I could take photos like these…although I think I’m just too impatient to get all the lighting and set just right.  But anyway, it would probably be hard to take a bad photo of this puffy nipples beauty!
crzydemona: reapersun: limbado asked: Psst, would you be willing to draw some prof. sycamore art someday? ~i tried~ Tonight, the roll of Professor Sycamore will be played by Benedict Cumberbatch. oh my god seriously come on this doesn’t look
The Infinity Boot: Like what you see, Avengers?by themanwithnobatsSeriously though, it’s a good thing they form into a glove, fighting a guy wearing one of these things would just be awkward. The asymmetry alone would kill the hearts of most.
I was just talking to my sister about My Little Pony and I meant to say “Diamond Tiara” but I accidentally said “Yellow Diamond” instead, and… That would be a very different situation for the Cutie Mark Crusaders, wouldn’t it
well it looks like anotherhomesmutblog is posting more things without honoring my request to have my stolen image removed from their post. i would just like to go on record saying that they are a massive turd.
letters-to-lgbt-kids: My dear lgbt+ kids, I support bi people but let me just quickly clarify: It would not be okay if a bi person asked to pet my dog and then just took the dog and ran away. You can’t just steal a dog like that. Being bi is fine
Going to the hot springs with T’s family. Should be fun! Would be more fun if it was just us, though… ;)
kingfucko: do you remember how loud computers used to be like you’d put a floppy in there and it would just fucking scream at you like a pterodactyl eating a corncob
illalwayslovesherlock: Imagine How boring it would be to wait 2 or 3 years for a new season of Sherlock if our fandom wasn’t so fucking insane We’d all sort of just be like Instead of like
sex-like-a-nympho: cocacolababy: i love alex even tho she has no boobs LMAO you make up for it Who the FUCK needs boobs with hips like that? More boob would just be overkill… =_=
advice-animal:“Glue any penises shut lately?” I feel like this post requires an explanation… Like did lady think writing “accidentally glued a patients foreskin shut” would be fine and we’d all just be like “Ya totally, it happens.”…
gingeryqueen: Nipple penetration is one of my favorite fantasies. I dunno what it is about it, I just feel like it would be amazing.
savarend replied to your post: Welp, I got a comment. Too bad it’s transphobic…. just skip the words and punch them in the face its what kili would do It’d be like, Bilbo and Kili reading the comment. With Bilbo going, “We can educate this
I know I’m supposed to be doing shippy things rn but I really just want to climb onto Nick Fury like a sloth and just… stay there with my long arms wrapped around his neck for awhile.
sleepnaught:So i’m thinking pet sandshew would be basically a strange dog and instead of clawing things he just tunnels though all your shit.
yamhaylet: Anon: Modern au lams. Idc, just modern au lams. Maybe with trans alex, however you want to interpret that ? dont ask me why they own like 15+ pillows they just do EDIT: sleeping in binders can be very dangerous i only drew alex sleeping
maybelletea: you know those feels when you’re so into something and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
moresomethingthanusual: More TMNT loop gifs than usual. Saw someone capture this part of the opening and decided it needed to be edited so that it would loop seemlessly. Just a dork like that.
Really though, I just love the character depth in this show. Each character has a very distinct “defining” characteristic that it would be so easy to base them entirely around that but they don’t. Like actual people they have a number
I know I’m in the extreme minority here but I actually think Cats looks fine? I mean, it looks odd but it’s Cats, it was always gonna look a little odd! The play has always looked odd (we’re just used to it now)! It’s real life
I have some really bad thoughts about Ash Ketchum. I wanna choke him or even someone willing dressed like him. I don’t want him to die or anything but I just think it would be hot to have him struggle to stay conscious. hell I wanna hang him and
moliqua: have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you feel like it wouldn’t make a difference whether you were there or not
scribblekin: It’s Halloween-Month! And I’d like to celebrate on my blog with Pokemon Horror AU. It would be hella rad if folks joined in by leaving drawing prompts (drawings will vary in quality/sketchyness for the sake of time :,D) creepy head-cannons,
kingdomheartsnyctophiliac: Dearly Beloved is the perfect nerd song to play at your wedding because people would be like “yo this song is so pretty what is it called??” and you can just be like “Dearly Beloved” and they’ll think its specifically
so happy to be dancer.
I know Krista works too well in the type of series this is for her to be faded out, but this frame makes me mildly interested in selling my soul to see what Historia would be like in this world.
kittenofdarkness: Wouldn’t it just be awesome if you could just walk into shops and someone like this would just be waiting to greet you? Nyuunzi
touch-my-willy: Here she is again! If my dick was that big I would never wear trousers, and people would just be ok with it, like yeah, I accept that.
thecorporal45954486: geychou: and you know levi would probably have some lameass fucking url like he tried to make it ‘thecorporal’ but it was already taken so it offered a suggestion with all random numbers at the end so he’s ‘thecorporal45954486’
decepticonofficial: like i think if someone smothered starscream in compliments or were actually kind to him, he would enjoy it for a short while, but suddenly just be like “ok this is boring where the heck is megatron”
epic-humor: if a poison goes past its expiration date does it get more toxic or less toxic
I just had a saucer fall on my little toe and it’s swelling pretty badly and hurts like heck but I can’t really be upset about it because if my toe hadn’t broken the saucer’s fall it would have shattered and that shit is Royal
alixjay: cartersostoopid: remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day You obviously don’t remember correctly. You had to push it, not drag it, or this would have happened:
sleezestiel: shit-wentz: if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me and
moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur: themoonclockwork: maryxjanexholland: k-inkyyyy: what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit they are like this, it’s an actual footage
facingthewaves: For once, it would be nice to feel confident about how someone feels about me. To be like “I absolutely am sure that this person likes me and enjoys my presence and wishes to keep me as a friend” idk I wish that wasn’t such a rare
theendofyou: babestein: Anyone else could dress like CRB and I would be like, wow, this person lacks style for REAL get them some HELP but since it’s CRB it’s like cute and endearing?!1?! come on, thats the outfit of the century
laksjdhfg09: TTO: Melissa wants to know: Would you ever date a fan? Darren Criss: I don’t know! That’s like asking would I ever date a unicorn. I don’t know. It seems just as likely, being that I wonder if they exist enough to want to date me—well,
atomictiki: kingfucko: do you remember how loud computers used to be like you’d put a floppy in there and it would just fucking scream at you like a pterodactyl eating a corncob Being a computer nerd 15 years ago meant noise and power in obscene
whitegirlsaintshit: I swear to god if u eat chicken like this not only will I break up with u on site but I will square up and uppercut ya ass
kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:Dearly Beloved is the perfect nerd song to play at your wedding because people would be like “yo this song is so pretty what is it called??” and you can just be like “Dearly Beloved” and they’ll think its specifically
wet-monsoon: Why do gf/su fans feel the need to yell about how an episode is ““filler”” if it’s not completely dedicated to plot, like you guys do understand how draining it would be if it was constant exposition instead of fun stuff in between
More Than Friends I always wondered what it would’ve been like if I had asked you to be my girlfriend that day. I know we’re just friends, but I want to be more than just friends. I can tell you anything, after all this time you were always there
thatkevin: More Than Friends I always wondered what it would’ve been like if I had asked you to be my girlfriend that day. I know we’re just friends, but I want to be more than just friends. I can tell you anything, after all this time you were
hmm im going to have to reorganize my room for when i do my poketubing, like i have a desk but as some of you guys may have seen its just overrun with crap XD not really just my pokemon stuff, so it’s gonna be a bit challenging to see where i can store
im just planning on getting a ps4 but i would like some game recs cause i don’t want it to just be sitting here while i wait for persona 5 and the last guardian LOLbut im also interested in that digimon game coming out for it and im mostly interested
secretlaurie: tinattickles: Her bf had finally convinced her to try the gloryhole at the local adult video store. It would be him on the other side…a hot fantasy to try, pretending to be some slut looking for some anonymous cock just aching to be
rupphiiire: thisismystevenuniverseblog: I don’t think Sapphire wears shoes. can we just all agree this is canon?I mean garnet only had one boot, that’s evidence enough right?And how adorable would it be that the gem who’s almost completely covered
jen-iii: The Gems just saying/doing things nonchalantly that would otherwise be HORRIFYING to humans is like my favorite thing like, Pearl, after being horribly impaled through by a sword right in front of Steven: ‘Oopsie Daisy! haha weLL-’ Amethyst,
I think it would be really funny if RWBY had a like, nod to ATLA where the Gaang was talking about the King of Ba Sing Se’s bear but with guns like:Some guy: “so yeah I can help out, I’ll just go get my gun from out back and-“Ruby: “Oh! I love
jennyleeisrad: “I met her when I was 19 in LA. It was kind of a similar thing when I met her. It doesn’t just happen when you fall in love with a boy. I think you can see somebody and just be like, “Whoa, I know that you and I would really get
prettypennytraining: Mom always said office life would just be too confining for a free spirit like me. But so far, it actually suits me just fine. And besides, without those few months as a secretary, how else would she have met Dad?
This woman at work is so bloody territorialI swear she would piss on the surrounds just so everyone knows it’s her territory
