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humiliation-captions-and-more: I know you are a virgin, but you were the one that insisted we should not have sex before we marry. If you ask nicely, I’ll unzip your pants and edge you one time. Hurry up and hump my little hand. I tell you about your
dumbdaisies: “it’s okay if I’m not the girl of your dreams or the one you dance with at prom. I just want to be the girl you think about 20 years from now, while you’re staring at your morning coffee, wishing that you hadn’t poured so
sluts-love-slaps: If your slut deserves to get fucked at all, this is how to do it. One hand on her neck, holding her in place, the other behind her arm up behind her back. This lets the bitch know it’s for your pleasure, not hers - the irony is that
derangedbabydoll: the-dark-basement: How cunts in the dark basement take their meals during phase one of the breaking process. I enjoy this more than I should and I’m not even sorry. “Like I said, you start off on your knees. If you can
funnyandfreaky-nsfw: This greeting card has one of the following messages inside: “Hold on to the one you love.” “That’s not a banana in your pocket, is it?” "He grabs her rear, she grabs his front.” “If you have
obedient-lesbian-slut: Do not complain if She wants to fuck you in the clothes you go to work with or the ones you use to pretend you are not a cunt-sucking slut. You cannot fool Her with nice clothes. Fuck and suck until your make-up is ruined, your
tinycartridge: Mega Rayquaza - Only Built for Omega/Alpha Linx ⊟ I’m not gonna front and act like I’ve been down since day-one with Rayquaza, since I missed out on the third generation of Pokémon. If Rayquaza is your boy, though, you’ll be
melchiorgabor: not knowing if you said something out loud or if you only thought it “did i already ask you that?” “what did you say” raising your hand and putting it down multiple times in class because you can’t remember your question/comment
No one could see the colour blue until modern times
WIT, far be it from me to tell you how you should pace your show, but if you decide to go with a cold open instead of your recapping ways, you do not have to add a recap made of future scenes to the end of the episode. Truly.
Thanks for all who filled out the form! You guys are all awesome >w< <3Please remember: If your commission does not get accepted it does not mean that I won’t ever do it. I can only accept a certain amount out of the ones that I got, so feel
thefireboundmage: Thanks for all who filled out the form! You guys are all awesome >w< <3 Please remember: If your commission does not get accepted it does not mean that I won’t ever do it. I can only accept a certain amount out of the ones
sidebloggable: As a person with OCs, I’d love to hear your feedback! Send me a message (anon or not)… If you think one of my OCs is cute/hot If you ship our OCs together If you have a question about one of my OCs If you like or don’t like my OCs
provocatve: dumbdaisies: “it’s okay if I’m not the girl of your dreams or the one you dance with at prom. I just want to be the girl you think about 20 years from now, while you’re staring at your morning coffee, wishing that you hadn’t
rydenarmani: from a veteran tumblr user: if your inbox is full of anon hate, block one of them and refresh the page. i can almost guarantee that most if not all of the other hateful messages will disappear. your monsters aren’t as numerous as they want
gaylukes replied to your post “i’ve been re watching the treasure planet. and i don’t know if it’s…” how would i go about watching the movie in finnish or french? I can find places
Reblog if you want an 'if I was your boyfriend/girlfriend I would' in your inbox, anon or not.
jigokuhana: “Sometimes…I wonder if she can see me through your eyes.” ...…Told ya I had another comic idea. This one’s not as polished at the Amethyst one, I admit, but I think it’s still effective in it’s own way. :3
spejoku:Listen. Heres some general relationship advice-They cant read your mind.No one can. If you do not tell them what the problem is, they cant do anything to fix it. And if you dont feel comfortable enough to bring up the problem, then that’s
dumbdaisies: “it’s okay if I’m not the girl of your dreams or the one you dance with at prom. I just want to be the girl you think about 20 years from now, while you’re staring at your morning coffee, wishing that you hadn’t poured so much
motiya: honestly? Im sincere and so full of love and no one can ever take that away from me
ask-dolly: “W-Wait- but I’m not a- oh come on..!” ((Thank you everyone for your patience on this one, I appreciate it! Also check me out on patreon! I release updates on progress the day before each one releases, and if you support the higher tiers
millennialmotive replied to your post: hatterandahare replied to your photo: Soooo, I got… Personally, given Tolkien LEGO sets, I’d buy Minas Tirith. :-P If that’s not a thing you want, I’d get the hobbit hole one. Unfortunately I can’t
brutalfaerie replied to your post: I’m grading my quizzes and I have more… same. grading makes me panic and I wonder if I’m not being consistent and sometimes I grade twice >.> I’m a grading softie. I’ll give a kid full
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “my mom said they might let you…” she says everybody gets one tell her NOT NECESSARILY WHEN YOUR TEAM IS A FUCKING MESS (jk they score plenty of points it’s just
oreides replied to your post:So at the end of “Cat Fingers” when the Gems come… cuttin corners for the animation budget prolly lmao haha, could be! They are blinking though (well, Amethyst is. Garnet may well be but its not like we could
thegestianpoet: romanticize the fuck out of life if thats how you cope who cares fuck those text posts that are like “your life will never be a wes anderson movie” well of course it won’t but i’m buying that cute yellow tea kettle anyways motherfucker
She-Hulk - Coming Inside - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear sexy lingerie :P It might me an awkward pun, but I already booked a place in Hades place, with my previous ones, so I can take one for the team if this can lift your
does-anything-matter: chasingch4nces: This will not make your blog ugly, please take a moment to reblog and get the word out. You need to wear an item of clothing that is orange, if you do not own one of these, then please show your care by just doing
venneccablind: nootnootyoufish: YO PSA!!! If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN IT!!! IT’S NOT THEM THAT SENT IT!!!! IT’LL FUCK UP YOUR TUMBLR AND SEND THE LINK TO OTHERS ON YOUR ACCOUNT. EDIT: Shit! I might
trollcatty: stupidsexyryoji: Meh, both options are really the same if you think about. And I like the way you think good sir! It’s no fun if the stakes aren’t high. I suppose you are correct! Then both will be the reward! :D Yes, I agree :3 The
black-iverson: To rub one out or not to? That is the question. Your mind is already there if you asking, might as well get that nut.
karrmennn: tuby21: devthagoddess:I am crying !!!! Lmao Lol hahaha its called karma 😄 How 🤔 You look lame as hell if all you wanted was pussy and waited half a year for it. Shoulda told her that shit so you ain’t waste six months of your
girlsrule-subsdrool: (photo submission) This (and the one to follow) caught my eye when you mentioned this things you don’t post… Not sure if it tell into your likes or not, but I did wonder. It’s not too extreme for me, but it isn’t my particular
so I dyed my hair rainbowish/unicorn (purple, pink, blue, teal) over the weekend and one of my co-workers told me “it looks nice. if anyone can pull off a look like that it’s you!” but like what does that even mean lol does she think
skellydun: hey if ur struggling w/ your sexuality it’s okay not to have everything figured out right away. labels aren’t for everyone so if u don’t fit into one don’t worry. if ur unsure or don’t feel like u fit into the one you’ve been using
aspeckamongdots: why do people get so upset over what you smoke out of or how you smoke? i’m just so happy to see so many people smoking. i don’t care if you filter or not, clear the bong in one hit or not, if your piece is small, big, acrylic, glass,
legshaving: sollux: the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not or if you’re a serial killer or not.
In the battle of height that is volleyball, libero is one of the few positions in which a short player can survive. But I’m not a libero because of my height. I’d be a libero if I was two meters tall. Even if your side misses the spike, even if your
never date me. I am the worst. if you don't understand or like cats, I am not your girl.
viiking: This is Peppermint. He’s the one-eared, three-legged, sixteen year old office cat at the veterinary I work at. Every day he comes up to one of us and meows for treats. If one does not give them to him right away, he starts clawing at your
captain-flint: regardless of your feelings towards kylo ben you have to admit that the way kyle mister-i-have-to-dramatically-yell-every-order-i-give looks at hugs after dude screams ron’s one and only calm order is one of the funniest if not the fuckinfg
aimchatroom: calliedope: if yoyu see this post on the first page of your dashboardf you have been visited by the blue elf of prosperity… reblog in ten seconds or your fingers will fall off one by one… FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO IT
midnightsbloom: My art commission prices! just shoot me a PM if your interested! NOTE: since I do not have alot of examples (listed the most recent ones above) if your interested in the following then the prices will be: ~ headshot, colored/shaded-
bry44n: This will not make your blog ugly, please take a moment to reblog and get the word out. You need to wear an item of clothing that is orange, if you do not own one of these, then please show your care by just doing the smallest thing like drawing
isa-bisexfun: bidream: I need your help! GoFundMe 🔆P.S.A.: Are you getting enough cock in your diet? Is the one currently “servicing” you not doing the trick? If your answer is “No”, then you should seriously consider seeking help.
I'm not the girl that you see in the magazine, perfect face & perfect body, never be anyone but the one I am, one I am, I can't bend to your expectations, look to fulfil any fantasy, if what I am is what you need, love me for me & not for someone I would
rhinocio replied to your post:If Ruby and Sapphire are in todays episode, you…I’ve already ordered flowers for your grave and THEY’RE LOVELYYYYYY but BRO IT’S AT LEAST GOING TO BE GARNET-HEAVY I AM NOT PREPAREDIM NOT READYBUT IM /SO/ READYBU
balthaz4r replied to your post: does somebody know how to make show up all the… if you’re talking about the animation tab , you should go to Window > Animation . It’s usually right next to View ( Visualiza ) If not try the one that
things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me … about your life and your
I am, straight up, a writing MACHINE right now. I know the story for this one is already over, but I felt the need to.You are Lapis Lazuli, known just as Lapis to your friends. And you…You are on a mission.This is the most important mission you have
merrilly replied to your post: otter-kat replied to your post: have you seen… the song is good even if you dont watch the video. its really sad though. :( ahhh, then i will try to listen to it in the morning not right now tho not when its dark
socoolinmypajamas replied to your post: How many cats can you fit in a mailbox? If we are talking about the average metal-thing-on-a-stick mailbox, about 4 to 5 big ones or 12 to 14 little ones. In the rectangular british ones about the double amount
