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Dreaming> I made a roulette for all of you sissy sluts that are ready to take the plunge and fuck a real man. If anyone has trouble reading the text, I can try to make it easier to read. I plan to make more roulettes, so let me know what kind of things
mydrunkkitchen: The Real Question: How should I be wearing this hat? Ok, not porn, I’m sorry, I promise porn right after this, but there are some things that are important to me, and if any of the 500 of you need someone to stand with you in the
givemeinternet: If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily I’ve never encountered someone like this and I don’t want to.
He not doing shit for her
mymarinemindpart2: The sheer ratio of hand to boobage is the type of things that Marines sing cadence about! This girl is the real deal. If you like go check her out and give her a follow. She is not a bimbo, so do not come at her with creepy lines.
The more things change the more things stay the same if things would never change then everything would be different. Time is the real test that changes everything and if you change with time you stay the same because everything is changing with time
aggressionoutlet: Cuckake’s not available tonight. Oh well, if I can’t get some real pussy, I’ll go with the next best thing. You didn’t think that I meant you, did you? Not good enough. Never good enough.I love the humiliation of this. Also
221cbakerstreet: robtherich: The best apology is changed behavior the only real apology is changed behavior. If you apologize and continue to do the same thing again that apology was worthless.
jeclakeland: damnthatshytshot: hornydragondix: weed always gets me real horny! ….me too - only if I’m around a dude thats attractive to me tho. IF THE BROTHER BEING BOTTOMED WAS MINE, THE ONLY THING I’D ALLOW IN HIS CAKES WOULD BE MY TONGUE,
yik-yaks: Follow Yik-Yaks for more. LOL THIS. Seriously I can spend my real money pretty recklessly (at grocery store or if I’m out with a friend). But on RO? “That thing costs 100m? I HAVE BILLIONS ALREADY BUT FML THAT’S TOO MUCH I AIN’T PAYING
lvgrizzly: talariis: wdvoided: // Hey, friends, I just had someone try a fishing attempt on my blog. If it wasn’t a bot and instead a real person: back up, creep. That being said, apparently this is a thing that has happened before to other people,
lucifers-favorite-child:Thinking of the fact that the Doctor has encountered multiple things from Gallifreyan myths, stories, and fairytales that turned out to be real. Wondering what it would be like if she told another Time Lord about this.The Doctor:
windvexer:I’m also starting to get real danged tired of the ‘beginners first’ attitude on Tumblr. Not everyone here is a beginner that needs things handed to them. If you find a blog that is beginner oriented and willing to help, that’s great.
actualpuppypuckerman: augustcasper: i read somewhere that if Barbie was a real person she would have to walk on all fours and THAT IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. IMAGINE BEING IN A DARK HALLWAY AND LOOKING OVER TO SEE BARBIE, CROUCHED
turing-tested: neonteen: turing-tested: turing-tested: wait silverfish are real? they’re not just a minecraft thing??? thank god that skeletons don’t exist irl. that’d be fucked up if true Hey Hal? hey! what’s up?
tardis-mind-palace: orelpuppington: i read somewhere that if Barbie was a real person she would have to walk on all fours and THAT IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. IMAGINE BEING IN A DARK HALLWAY AND LOOKING OVER TO SEE BARBIE, CROUCHED
sorceressnerris: the-schwayest-batman-around: talariis: wdvoided: // Hey, friends, I just had someone try a fishing attempt on my blog. If it wasn’t a bot and instead a real person: back up, creep. That being said, apparently this is a thing that
“Fuck, is that thing for real?” said one of them. “Yes, and you have your answer, if Tommy thinks they’re sexy then they’re sexy,” replied Betty. “By the way Tommy, that is Shirley on the right and that’s Liz,” said Mary, pointing to
privatethoughtsforyou: The funny thing is that none of y'all would probably even notice me if I walked by in real life. 🔥😂 “shy on the streets, freak in the sheets” type of girl That the way to go. Same as me.
dnd20111: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: biacomcafe: theravenandthesun: HAHAHAHAHA! If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now. Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for
xyxv: aquify: The MSM law is a real thing, believe it or not. I have this law plastered on my body as I am cloaked in the law. This law basically says that I cannot donate blood because I’ve had sex with another man. But if any straight sexually active
odair: it’s such a shock because we immortalize these people and especially if they’re young you never expect them to die. when they do it’s like a big slap in the face with reality that death is a real thing.
the-legs-of-bow: tardis-mind-palace: orelpuppington: i read somewhere that if Barbie was a real person she would have to walk on all fours and THAT IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. IMAGINE BEING IN A DARK HALLWAY AND LOOKING OVER TO
pohnnyworld: The last thing you want to see in the sky is an error message, especially now that science is 85 percent sure that The Matrix is real. If we’re all living in a computer simulation, we at least want to know that shit isn’t running on freaking
it’s such a shock because we immortalize these people and especially if they’re young you never expect them to die. when they do it’s like a big slap in the face with reality that death is a real thing.
lastofthetimeladies: mihlayn: are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d be a riot imagine
justforfun41: If you like what you see give my wife and I a follow, reblog and check out our archive for almost 10k of hot chicks and real chicks. you can find us at www.justforfun41.tumblr.com. Also my other blog that has gurly things I like as well
asiagettheyayo: I use to work at starbucks and that is deadass the truth lol….if i didnt like you your ass wasnt getting sugar free syrup you were getting the real thing…enjoy those extra lbs bitch.
witchmulder: lastofthetimeladies: mihlayn: are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d
mycupofshe: thegayteen: manofmer: thegayteen: That vaguely flirtatious vibe you have with all your single gay friends This is a real thing its this constant air of like “i’d be down if you were down but i’m not going to pursue it and neither
deadendqueen: an-haze-reblogs: I hurt myself todayto see if I still feelI focus on the painthe only thing that’s real Johnny Cash – Hurt
best-of-funny: dnd20111: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: biacomcafe: theravenandthesun: HAHAHAHAHA! If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now. Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really
jesuschrist-bale: Jayden Barber is a 4 years old boy who was diagnosed with terminal bone cancer. One of his wishes was to meet the real Batman, Christian Bale. On Wednesday, Jayden’s dream finally came true and his family share it with all of us
if a friend ever calls you negative or toxic for not liking the same things that they like (books, movies, games, clothes, food, other people, etc etc) then that’s not a real friendbecause there’s no such rule that says if you’re friends with someone
i don’t absorb things that happen to real people i don’t knowidklike i hear or see the bad things that happen and i just don’t absorb them, emotionallybut if it happens on tv or in a fictional movie or in a book to a character LOL call the plumber
johnniewaswolf: i don’t absorb things that happen to real people i don’t knowidklike i hear or see the bad things that happen and i just don’t absorb them, emotionallybut if it happens on tv or in a fictional movie or in a book to a character LOL
1-upmushroom7420: johnniewaswolf: johnniewaswolf: i don’t absorb things that happen to real people i don’t knowidklike i hear or see the bad things that happen and i just don’t absorb them, emotionallybut if it happens on tv or in a fictional
Virgo are gorgeous creature that you wish would ask you out on a date, Virgos are not shy but tends to give up too soon and never call back a date if even the slightest thing - real or imagined - goes wrong.
Your friend was asking you how things were going. You told her: “My landlord was a real jerk. He sent around a notice that that rent had gone up and he needed more for the security deposit. I offered to give him a blow job if he would reconsider,
parakeet:the thing i love about the internet is u can call urself whatever name u want and ppl are just like fine with it immediately okay with it i wish real life was this simple. if you wanna be called flipperz you do that. but in real life its like
analmisogynist: sadistclown: In my sick and twisted head women are just ‘things’ for men to get off to (and I don’t really care if you agree or not…) That’s not just your head, that’s the real world.
cherubesque: nelms74: cherubesque: gif taken from 🌸hutt.co/cherubesque 🌸if u wanna see the real thing ehehe 😋🙊 You are that addiction we all want to have 😈😈😈
but for real I wish that just some of the domme or sob women that interact with me on here were represented in the dating pool. Dating is not my thing but I’d probably enjoy trying if I thought that there were any real possibility.
amaranthdesires:but for real I wish that just some of the domme or sob women that interact with me on here were represented in the dating pool. Dating is not my thing but I’d probably enjoy trying if I thought that there were any real possibility.
aquify: The MSM law is a real thing, believe it or not. I have this law plastered on my body as I am cloaked in the law. This law basically says that I cannot donate blood because I’ve had sex with another man. But if any straight sexually active person
mercedesquinnthetgirlmistress: bigbangshemale: Tgirls that wish to put away their toys if you can provide the real thing. https://www.facebook.com/pages/GNAM-profiles/223316811200309https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/GTGC/info
korrastoe: if that THOMAS J MURPHY GUY FUCK THINGS UP!THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES. I DID NOT FAST 10 HOURS FOR IT TO BE not real!!
zaptagon:umm if gemtlemen or brogems or whatever becomes a big thing i am going to be really upset for real, like please just call yourself a fan, and if people are like “hey why do you like that show” be like “because it’s good” instead of