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unrelatableuserboxes: The idea that Mike wazowski wouldn’t scare kids bc he’s like not traditionally scary is such bs??? like if I woke up and there was a fucking green shortass with one gigantic eye in my room staring at me I’d lose my shit Like
sydloohoo: “When did you decide to be gay?” Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called
prinzart: teruteruhanamura: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
Lol this morning I woke up and had to pee but I was like nope I’m cozy!!Then I randomly got the hiccups… full bladder while trying to sleep while also having the hiccups isn’t the best combo lol and had to ran to the bathroom almost wetting
heatherannehogan: I woke up Sunday morning and rolled over to look at Stacy, like I have been doing every morning for so many years and plan to keep doing every morning for the rest of my life. She was reading the news. She’s always reading the news
gothlolita: imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon
sydloohoo: “When did you decide to be gay?” Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called rude
this one time i drove from chicago to seattle in 27 hours because i was wilding on amphetamines and could not sleep to save my life. when i arrived i slept for like 16 hours and woke up and drove back to chi because i literally realized i had no reason
this morning i woke up and i didn’t really want to go to work so i decided not to. i like had a full breakfast and a cup of coffee and went for my morning run and it was really excellent. then it turned out that i had just fallen asleep at work and
savarend replied to your post: I just woke up and all I want is sexually explicit… tony was like 30 seconds away from climbing into rhodey’s lap on the plane in the first movie like where is all the porn omg I’m pretty sure I read a fic
I had a dream about Ruby and Sapphire, but I remember absolutely nothing about it other than the fact that it was about them and I woke up with “Something Entirely New” playing in my head
the-mishta-nerada: teruteruhanamura: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning” Dean would fucking kill me
hoboharper: if ELL ASleep on the beaCH FOR LIKE THree gohourS AND I WOKE UP AND thiS LITTLE KID WAS COVERINE ME IN SAND HE’d ALRWADY COVERED MY LEGS SO I JUST PRETENDED TO STILL BE ASLEEP adn he kepT COVERINGME OMFG
meladoodle: prosecutorblackquill: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning” nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick
lieanndesu: I just woke up and the first thing that came to my mind was: Sasuke has literally no friends besides Naruto and Kakashi and Sakura??? And now he’s being somewhere we don’t know, away from his wife and daughter? Like, how sad is that?
meowmagica: unrelatableuserboxes: The idea that Mike wazowski wouldn’t scare kids bc he’s like not traditionally scary is such bs??? like if I woke up and there was a fucking green shortass with one gigantic eye in my room staring at me I’d lose
good night! haha eff this term paper!! haha i knocked out for like an hour and dreamt it was done, but i woke up and it wasn’t haha but now it is!
deathcutie20101: gothlolita: imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon Hell yeah Awesome.
cirocboiz: Had a dream that I was getting dicked like this last night but I was pissed off when I woke up and there wasn’t no dick next to me
labias: Periods are just so funny I woke up and got ready but then I felt something coming out of my p**** and I was like ? Wow did I just pee in my pants
I think Nick feels bad for fighting with me til 5 am. I woke up and he had brought me a veritable feast from BK, which was good bc i was starving. i still feel awful, almost like a hangover. self care be damned i’m just going to go back to bed.
negrotic: Rihanna becoming a bad bitch wasn’t even a gradual shift she just woke up one morning and was like nah fuck this and chopped off her hair and started singing about ridin dick
teruteruhanamura: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
arbors: helena bonham carter always looks like she just woke up at like 4 p.m and was like “yeah i guess i’ll go sure”
sailorbrazil: sailorbrazil: woke up and the first thing i thought was, and i quote, “the life of a protozoan is hard and arduous” i have no idea why this came to me but im gonna be real with you it sounds like something a god would think so maybe
googlebus: meladoodle: prosecutorblackquill: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning” nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick I’m gonna fuck nemo
I woke up and found she was wide awake with my dick in her mouth, like she actually enjoyed doing it. No chick I’d ever fucked with enjoyed sucking my dick. They only did it as reciprocation, and I hadn’t tasted Phalin’s pussy tonight other than
bitcheslovekevin: negrotic: Rihanna becoming a bad bitch wasn’t even a gradual shift she just woke up one morning and was like nah fuck this and chopped off her hair and started singing about ridin dick Lmaoooo
littleoneplusonexoxo: ohlaladeanwinchester: ennjey: WHY DO CATS AND DOGS LOSE ALL COORDINATION WHEN YOU PUT SOMETHING ON THEIR FEET It’s 1:30am and i laughed out loud and my mom woke up and thought i was crying so she made me a hot chocolate like
pleasurepet: I woke up.. and there she was, naked as I like it, taking her towel off and getting into the shower. I couldn’t just let the moment go, so I got in. Starting by touching her cute little ass as I spanked it, and giving her some kisses over
negrotic:Rihanna becoming a bad bitch wasn’t even a gradual shiftshe just woke up one morning and was like nah fuck this and chopped off her hair and started singing about ridin dick
sydloohoo:“When did you decide to be gay?”Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called
sydloohoo:“When did you decide to be gay?” Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called
inspiredbychaos: i love how big having a new president is whereas in australia one morning i woke up and the prime minister had dropped out and his ranga bestie is now prime minister without anyone voting and i was like okay and went to school
stalinistqueens: arbors: helena bonham carter always looks like she just woke up at like 4 p.m and was like “yeah i guess i’ll go sure” I aspire to be this perfect
Today I woke up and peed on my client. It was his first ever experience w golden showers. Not only did I pee directly on to his face but I even managed to aim it directly in his mouth. He drank it all up like such a good little pee slut. What a good job
Haha stayed up super late last night and woke up early as usual. My boss called me and was like “bruh we need a casher this morning. An you come in? You’ll get money” not doing anything else this morning. Might as well.
so I had a very interesting day, woke up at 5:30 for work and as soon as I was done my friend kidnapped me to go shopping which I just got home from (at like 8) so im tired as hell but in this adventure I witnessed a man casually, slowly run a red light
New person I’m seeing: when we woke up in the night he was craving ice cream so he brought and shared/fed it to me like who does that? Yes@cute boy feeding me food in the midst of the night . Thank you lord
so like i actually woke up with a bit of an allergy attack i guess, i was sneezy and my throat is kinda scratchy and nose runny nnnrghnsomeone buy me chocolate please
holmes-duck: broken-ice: geometricdeathtrap: teruteruhanamura: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning” I’d fucking scream in horror and jump through my window This really makes
lolsofunny: WHY DO CATS AND DOGS LOSE ALL COORDINATION WHEN YOU PUT SOMETHING ON THEIR FEET It’s 1:30am and i laughed out loud and my mom woke up and thought i was crying so she made me a hot chocolate like wow what is life
