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gaped Well this is ironic, a submission from a user called extremetightpussymilf. Well what do you all think? Does this milf qualify as having an ‘extreme tight pussy’ or would you say this is looking quite stretched out, slack, used, gaping
larry-the-tiger: buizelmaniac: larry-the-tiger: evidence that I Larry The Tiger am not cute handsome adorable or any of the sort! as you now have seen evidence that i am not cute what do you have to say? xD :p Still adorable \owo/„ KDGFKJGASDHJGAKD
luvtoplaydirty: vayankee: As this picture clearly shows, I do not put up with poor treatment of women! You can say whatever you would like to about me, I am confident and can easily handle. However, NEVER disrespect, denigrate, insult, or speak negative
It's supposed to take 21 days before doing something constantly becomes a habit. Just think: 21 days without binging, can become a lifetime. 21 days of going to the gym will make you not even think twice about going anymore. 21 days of saying 'no, thank
eyesofwitt:Amy BTS for SE422, YHWH as Root and meeting with fans, she is so awesome(P.S. She says Sarah is super happy and the twins are beautiful)(My personal pics, please do not remove my watermarks, thank you)
fuckyeahmodernfamily: “Yeah. Our kids walked in on us. We were, as they say, having sex.”“That’s not a euphemism Phil, that’s exactly what we were doing; having sex. In front of our children.”“Well they weren’t there when we started.”“No.”“In
iamsissysamantha: DO WHAT SHE SAYS, SISSYMAKE SURE TO SWALLOW IT ALLBUT NOT TOO FASTI WANT YOU TO FEEL IT SLICK IN YOUR MOUTHI WANT YOU TO TASTE ITSMELL ITFEEL YOURSELF CHANGINGBECOMING A SISSY FAGGOT CUMSLUT AS IT SLIDES DOWN YOUR THROAT
hypnoswriter:She pulled down on her shirt, resisting the suggestion by doing the opposite. I smiled and took a sip of the beer that sat on the side table next to me. It was a nice cold IPA. I considered the taste, not saying anything as I watched her
fun-4-us: fun-4-us: Had someone ask if we had anymore penetration pics from Sunday evening… Per request… Pretty fucking hot if I do say so… What do ya’ll think? not black and white but sexy as fuck
dailygossipgirl: TOP 5 SEASON ONE EPISODES OF GOSSIP GIRL (as voted by our followers) 03. Much “I Do” About Nothing; They say a leopard can’t change his spots. But some things do change. The path not taken can become a road trip. Being grounded
PHEW! I can officially say I am dead :”D (and yay, I shaded it lol)This is a free dakimura design, for personal use only.Meaning, u can print it out on a daki for yourself or a friend. But plz do not profit out of my free labor ;)And as this problem
crimsontentacles: Sometimes your artistic improvement is not only what your hands can do but also what your eye and mind can understand. Few years ago I was looking at some works of my favourite artists and couldnt even comprehend how they are made. Color
maxie987: You’re not my man anymore, you’re my baby boy, and you’re going to do as your mama says, understand little mister?
Ladies remember this, no matter what size or shape you are, you are beautiful. Your size does not define who you are, if a man truly loves you he wont care what size you are. He wont see your body as a flaw like we tend to do and I say WE because a
lesbenny: lesbenny: not to di.sco.ur.se but ace/aro ppl and their struggles shouldnt be treated as a joke do me a huge favour and unfollow/block me if you disagree pls and thanks
Happy blog Birthday! I believe some birthday spankings are in order :) this-is-not-creative Well, I’m not usually the one getting spanked, but I’ll be the first to admit that I do enjoy it when it happens. I think it is safe to say that I
**Mistress Kittyn** With a modest financial tribute to me and the promise to not be a clingy bitch and do EXACTLY as Mistress says, Peaches is given a small reprieve. Let’s see if she can uphold her “end” and promises.
mypunkpansexualtwin: ourcomicallyawesomeworld: miniaturedeerfestival: 4gifs: Scottish Fold…morlike Scottish Bowld. [video] HOW DOES IT FIT THIS IS NOT RIGHT SOMEONE CALL A SCIENTIST As I scientist I can say that cats don’t abide by the laws
i have a healthy level of respect for people who do karaoke. esoecially when they seem reasonably sober while im 5 bourbon and bitters into being conpletely shitfaced. i thnk when ppl see you drink alone they have to say somethjng?
makes post saying “hey I’m tagging anything remotely spoilery [this tag]” reblogs fanart that’s not really spoilery but still tags it person makes angry post a/b spoilery fanart and unfollows me ???????????????
I think the reason why I hate my job a lot of the time is the fact that I get misgendered/grouped with women and I just want to say “Plz don’t group me with these cis people I’m not cis oh welp you’re gonna do it anyway.”
futurefemaleslave: mygmoneyworld: 💖💖💖 Trained Do to as master says To take care of herself, not because she wants to, but because She is owned, and like any other property, she needs maintenance, but unlike any other property, she exists
demonicvulcan: Spock: They were not, as the kids say, awake. Chekov: Do you mean woke? Spock: I did mean woke, but it’s grammatically incoherent.
wetwareproblem: Two important mental health lessons for the night: 1. “My situation’s not that bad, other people need this resource worse” is something that people who desperately need the resource say, as a rule. 2. “Am I doing enough?”
nataliemeansnice: loser-baby: Why are “naturally thin” and “born with a fast metabolism” totally acceptable explanations for weight, but “naturally fat” and “born with a slow metabolism” seen as “excuses” for “laziness/irresponsibility/greediness”?
nerdy-whovian: bioterrors: an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is
so, like, as a general rule I call everyone by their username, even folks I’ve known a long time, unless you’ve specifically introduced yourself to me by another name or you have something like “You can call me [NAME]” on your
mysteriousfoxgirl: I read a Steven Universe thread on reddit and a lot of people think Pearl would do a face-heel turn if things get too bad.I hope not. Unfortunately, people always say that about anxious people/characters. Anxiety is often seen as
I get confused when people say they’re against a ship because the two characters “seem like friends” as in they’re obviously friends so it can’t be romantic. Like shouldn’t romantic partners also seem like friends?
hoshjutchersonfanfiction: bigdhutch: i-am-saison-marguerite-blog: saison marguerite as katniss everdeen “real or - how do you say - not real?” OH MY GOD AND I’M DONE! Bless.
swift-wind-alchemist: luckied: “Easy now,” Jean whispered as Erika started to crumble again, gently taking a hold of her wrists. “I’m not saying we should leave now and I wouldn’t do that to you, not so soon after being on the
baitnswitchblade: chainsandshipsexciteme: sexting-derek-hale: mynerdinessoverwhelmsme: sexting-derek-hale: Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing??? Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which
explodewithcum: “My Prince, your knight in shining armor has arrived! Do not worry, I’ll take very good care of you!” As she says that, her chest plate falls off, revealing her large breasts. She pushes you against a tree and kneels down.
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exoticplusmodel: If you saw me wearing these coming towards you what would you do? 😉😍 Stand tall and try not to sound fake or stupid as I say hello you’re the most beautiful woman in the world
mistresssonjablue: All I am going to say is that you do not want Amanda Walker as your enemy. Go see Suicide Squad and you’ll find out why.
kinkypantyboy: When a man claims me as his slut i do anything he says without question…im his bitch so the word NO is not in my vocabulary!!! Im a worthless faggot good for sucking cock and giving my ass up to men…NOTHING ELSE!!!
blacknbrown: The rings on our fingers are not the only ones we always put to use. When I do this, I’m not allowed to squeeze. “Hold it…don’t move…” He says as I salivate at the lips for a taste…~ The Wife
adameforhim: graceebooks: wheresmywig: sassking-trevor: wheresmywig: It’s SOOOOOOO Brave of Gaga to come out as straight Do you have a source on her saying this? Because I know how much you hate her (and for good reasons too I’m not denying
siggymcpissyface: dragon-scale-hearts: // I am getting sick and tired of CronKri. // Someone give me one explanation as HOW IT WORKS. // SERIOUSLY. // AND DO NOT SAY IT IS CUTE. it’s a pairing and it’s fun to pair them together because why not.
euphrasiefauchelevent: the only “”“casualties of political correctness”“” are privileged people who have to think harder about what they say or do and realise that theyre not as enlightened and open minded and accepting as they would like
octobones: Yeah, I kind of get the intention of this message, but I don’t like it at all. It would’ve been more appropriate to say, “People”, because it is not just men who do this to our daughters, it’s women as well. I sure as shit never
kibblesundbitches: octobertheseventh reblogged your post:i literally just saw a post saying that you can’t… You do realize feminism is not the same as lesbianism, right?!???!? like women =/= want to have sex with women………….. i also like cats
mirrorofembur: Can we just… If another girls says something to you like “I wish I was as pretty as you,” do not tear yourself down to compliment her. You are beautiful. She is beautiful. You are both goddesses. Take a selfie together. Post it everywhere.
bruinhilda: As a library worker, there’s something I want to say to you. You do not have to apologize for the books you choose to read. At all. To anyone. You owe nobody any explanations; you need no excuse or “good reason” to be reading the
pinksugarprince: Thinking more and more about my gender lately I think it’s safe to say I’m a femme boy. Like I get dysphoric about things such as my chest or if my voice gets super high, but overall I’m not into the stereotypical masculine looks,
jupiteradepts: me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying? me receiving
desilumtm: swedishswift: It’s one of those friendships where yes, we do see each other occasionally, not as much as I’d like, but, whenever we meet again it’s like we never said goodbye. And we never did say goodbye. - Julie Andrews I want this
bedroom-kisses: androus-blue replied to your post “Your posts are getting increasingly dirty day by day”That’s not a problem that’s a complementI didnt take it as such bc ive been getting a lot of messages lately saying that im “ruining”
asktheenterprise: YES I HAVE DISENGAGED THE STUPID EXTERNAL INERTIAL DAMPENER DO YOU REALISE HOW MANY TIMES PEOPLE SAY THAT TO ME ON THE BRIDGE AS A JOKE IT IS NOT A JOKE DO YOU REALISE HOW EMBARRASSING THAT WAS FOR ME IT’S THE FIRST THING I CHECK
jessicafletcher: Isaac: Do you want to let me know what you’re doing right now?Scott: I’m not going anywhere, if that’s what you mean. I have too many people here who need me. #you have me #she says softly as she weeps into her keyboard
pyreo:frog-and-toad-are-friends:gemfuck:Steven Universe- Say Uncle (Sneak Peek) Premieres April 2nd at 5:30PM EST(Quality is not as good as the link i posted but it will do.)I wasn’t excited for this crossover at first but this preview contains literally
To the guy who came into a government building today to do things he’s not aloud to do, then when we stopped you, you say we need manors as you get into your car that took up 3 parking spots for no reason because you parked sideways….thank
Man I’m getting kinda tired of people keep saying I’m a good girl and “oh no she’s not the type of girl to do that, she’s way too shy” as though it’s a bad thing. Like you don’t know me, I’ll happily fuck my arse raw to get off and post
I’m gonna hop on this train to go ahead and say that if you’ve jerked it to the content I share on this blog, you owe me money. 🤷🏻♀️Circle Pay AND Google Wallet is nude.yogini@gmail.com
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