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“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.”
“Can I come over? I’ll scrub your floors, if you get what I mean.”
“Fuck me! I won a BAFTA!”
“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your side.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Credit to geothebio for the doodle.
“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re the ones in your eyes.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you bring the bust.”
“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t the only thing howling.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”
“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing files? I seem to have deleted boobs.”
“I’m sorry my face puts you off. Perhaps you’d prefer my dick?”
“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”
“I made you some shoes.”
“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”
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bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this world.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the Diogenes Club.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“It’s going to take more than three patches to cure my addiction to you.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let me pin you against the wall.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to put them in the microwave.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her cadavers.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant available to the English language.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing else.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“When I tried to deduce you, the floating text turned into erotica.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs up.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Is there a ball under my armpit, or did you just make my heart stop?”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I would never tell you to f-cough.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only way to get inside of me.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not because of my sweating condition.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious? I believe that makes you the man of my dreams.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You may have made my arm squishy, but you’ve made something else of mine rock hard.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take longer than eight minutes to come.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“An east wind isn’t the only thing that’s coming.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats, fling themselves through windows, and fake their deaths.”
