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jonginos: “Great dancers are not great because of their technique they are great because of their passion.” - Martha Graham
subtrainer: i-am-the-pizza-man: thestoryso-near: pepperwood-just-kiss-me: gerard-you-little-shit: What the fuck Gru how do you notice this like they are all basically indentical That’s because he truly loves them and knows them i love when that
tnlady1964: marshallshade: “You are not her Dom because you claim to be, You are her Dom because she allows You to be.” True statement marshallshade
seeker310: temple-of-the-almighty-priapus: Cum shots are obviously exciting. Every guy knows how much relief that first or second “pop” of cum can be. They are obviously exciting because of the physical pleasure they cause but also because its fun
dirkbot: shtuts: “do you think we’ll ever get to meet aliens?*bark*aliens! like.. from space*bark*…you are not!*bark*because you’re not!*bark*because dogs are from earth stupid!!*bark*well yea I guess it is kinda weird you can talk…”
temple-of-the-almighty-priapus: Cum shots are obviously exciting. Every guy knows how much relief that first or second “pop” of cum can be. They are obviously exciting because of the physical pleasure they cause but also because its fun to see how
frecklesfanatic: So I made some Drawings of @mcsweezy s unnamed reverse Trap OC . Why? Because reverse Traps are awesome and dont get enough love. she just wants to be pretty, too bad pretty clothes are expensive
I am not answering any messages. I am about to start reblogging this daily because i guess people are either missing the post or missing the concept. Its not my fault if you take offense to my absence. If you are a barista working at Starbucks, and
cowbellguy: Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
you ever just sleep, not because you are tired but because you are so damn bored you need the next day of things to be here now and not in a few hours
sageruto: the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that
amodernmanifesto: For all the liberals saying that the shit in Ferguson is going off because the police are so militarised, you have it backwards. The police are so militarised because the American ruling class has been preparing for shit like this.
talesofthestarshipregeneration: whitepeoplermayo: angryhijabi: Look at these pictures. Read the fucking way they described it in the media. No, Muslims are not enraged because “oh noez !!! Teh wimminz show Teh Ankles!” We are angry because this
ohstarstuff: A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human? Pointless, really…”Do the stars gaze back?” Now, that’s a question. ― Neil Gaiman, Stardust
leepacey: A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?” Pointless, really. Do the stars gaze back? Now, that’s a question.
chandeluree: shohohotas: dol-finn: i-hate-that-jealous-feeling: only once in life Are you okay because December 12th, year 3012 is 12/12/12 bye are you okay because were not gonna live until 3012 bye Did someone forget the year 2112? Oops my bad
teratomarty:I NEED PRIVACY, NOT BECAUSE MY ACTIONS ARE QUESTIONABLE, BUT BECAUSE YOUR JUDGMENT AND INTENTIONS ARE.
madonnaciccone: I AM BECAUSE WE ARE - full documentary Watch Madonna and Nathan Rissman’s documentary about the HIV and AIDS crisis in Malawi. I saw this at a film festival in my hometown back in 2010, and I really encourage you all to take 90 minutes
ipgd: remember kids, social justice warriors are awful people because they are dishonest bullies who hide behind a shield of nobility to justify harassment and intimidation, not because social justice as a concept is inherently wrong you can hate these
ziakhan: —-Brooke LynneMorning Sessions, intro(s) And here are some more. Because I can. And because Zia is awesome. And so are polaroids. And so is coffee. And cameras. :D
smh at anybody who says Eren can’t be Turkish because ~his last name is German. Uh. Did anybody actually look up the origins of the name “Eren?” Because it’s Turkish.
ahhhh I’m going to have to come out to my family AGAIN, because Gwyn is transitioning. And like. Are they actually going to believe me this time around, because I have a partner that is clearly not a cis dude? Who the fuck knows.
citrine8: cowbellguy: Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege. Just sent this to a guy. Now we wait
My father was a drug addict and an alcoholic and was abusive. I’ve also suffered abuse from other alcoholics. Because of this I am uncomfortable around alcohol and drugs and people who are drunk/are using drugs and other such behaviors. I also don’t
thepageofhopes: canaanimal: soulful-wildflower: BLACK EXCELLENCE ✨🍫 What does it matter what ethnicity he is? His accomplishments are amazing regardless. Because talented black people are constantly looked over, because black people have to
thecreationmonster: trilluminat1: meenahtho: until this year of high school i always laughed at these because i thought they were inaccurate, they are not. they are not at all inaccurate. THE MIDDLE ONE. Omg. American public school in one post
acreamearedsweeper: If someone ever tells you to change your clothes because they are too revealing Take them off Take off your skin Grow over 50 meters tall Kick a wall in Become a grim reminder to humanity
thesassylorax: mommarabbit: Why are most villains women? …This is interesting! Because we look fabulous while doing it.
lifehackable: lifehack: treat people like a human being because they are… it’s sad how many people forget this so they can get a new xbox or whatever
neveraskwhy-justholdme: airbenderedacted: gogetmepasta: disneymonde: thesassylorax: mommarabbit: Why are most villains women? …This is interesting! Because we look fabulous while doing it. jafar, captain hook and hades all look like the sassy
yuu-know: Rei’s got 99 problems and all of them are because of Nagisa
niuzao: trixify: 00tori: why is Levi in a suit That’s because he can’t fight because of his injury. He decided to be fancy as fuck instead. my favorite is how hes just clutching the lapel because the coat is THAT BIG and if he doesnt itll just
5sosphanandshortbread:rabbittwalter:gamtav88:brooklyn-knight:jalexintheimpala: god bless gordan ramsey Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome. because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook,
tallulah-moon: You are not flawed, because flaws do not exist. You body is not wrong, because there is no wrong way to have a body. Your face and body are unique to you and YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL ✨
nirantar: cisyphus: Slurs are not oppressive because they are offensive, they are oppressive because slurs by nature of being slurs draw upon certain power dynamics to remind their target of his/her/their vulnerability in a certain relation to power
creap: melaninboy: Bloop. i hate this post because those of us who are afraid enough of a president trump that we might actually consider leaving the country if he gets elected are so concerned BECAUSE of his xenophobic policies. there are people
atldirtybirdsfan: pattmcphatt: tallulah-moon: You are not flawed, because flaws do not exist. You body is not wrong, because there is no wrong way to have a body. Your face and body are unique to you and YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL ✨ Strewth 😍 that is
fullten: When little black girls, especially little black dark skin girls, enter this world it is very clear, the rules are made very aware, who is beautiful, and valued, and who is not. Simply because we are black, simply because we are not white, we
sketchlynx: mister-sunny: people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man. people are boycotting a commercial
cisyphus: Slurs are not oppressive because they are offensive, they are oppressive because slurs by nature of being slurs draw upon certain power dynamics to remind their target of his/her/their vulnerability in a certain relation to power and as
lucyelizabeth: this is a PSA depression does not vanish just because your life is technically ‘going well’ depression does not vanish just because good things are happening to/around you depression does not vanish just because you’re surrounded
nirantar:cisyphus: Slurs are not oppressive because they are offensive, they are oppressive because slurs by nature of being slurs draw upon certain power dynamics to remind their target of his/her/their vulnerability in a certain relation to power
subspaceskater:anarcho-skamunist:subspaceskater:anarcho-skamunist:subspaceskater:hey girl are you me because your posts arent funnyhey girl are you rife because you’re too hard on yourself and I admire your commitment to the bit hey girl are you
brujahinaskirt: brujahinaskirt: 25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like
idontremembermynameee: You don’t need a relationship to be complete. You are complete because of who you are, and not because of who you are with.
princess-shatter: dear-bunni: robina-otaku: eezybree: SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us
drawbauchery: drawbauchery: Here are the fusions!! Some are finished, some are ideas. Under the cut, because this subject matter is…just wrong. If anyone ever wants to add onto it, I’ll stick em in here no problem. Heed the warnings. This is forced
These Arms Are Snakes - Horse Girl . I’ve always loved this band, and when i first saw this video it made me lol because of the pony in it. Now it is even more silly because ponies are even more relevant. BUT HEY it is a good song either way XD
nirantar: cisyphus: Slurs are not oppressive because they are offensive, they are oppressive because slurs by nature of being slurs draw upon certain power dynamics to remind their target of their vulnerability in a certain relation to power and
I’m confused at what is so difficult to understand about this? I explained it’s because forcing gender roles onto men makes it humiliating… because I’m a woman and do all those things (not because I feel like I have to but because I enjoy
