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murderousart: murderousart: ALRIGHT so @mcsweezy has one of my favorite femboy OCs like ever and I was really inspired by @zippysqrl‘s pic over here SO I decided to spend some time while I was still awake and sketch out a sequence for these amazing
k-eke: Baguette baguette baguette !This time, it’s a video !!I added a song with the animation and worked with the rythm, it was a test and I really like how it looks ! I have to post more videos like this one in the futur, it’s funny to do and I
11-11-1992: blazeduptequilamonster: solehimself: This girl was spitting truth on twitter Funny how when they address themselves, its “curly haired people” but when its african americans…. all sorts of derogatory names get flung. They make me
Um, that gift I mentioned from Dean. He surprised me with this little figurine from Hot Topic when I was on shift the other day. He got one for everyone, he said (one of the ways he spent his tax return. oh and then he made me feel like shit because
transboybatman: vaultboyy: the spanking debate isn’t all that complicated. you’re either ok with hitting small kids who are completely defenseless and literally at your mercy, or you’re not. supporting the first option makes you a bad and dangerous
hippiebabysitterr: today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more
soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper and he decided to start doing a blowjob gesture toward me.needless to say, I told the dean of students and the guidance department. he’s apparently in deep shit, because he avoided an
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fullmetalfisting: one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and
thisisurheichouspeaking: Art dump part 4 okay story time so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no” so I drew a banana instead. and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one
lovelymetalhead3: satanspetbunny: capricieus: heartcogs: at first i was like oh a hot video to gangnam sweet and then i was like shit look at them ride in those heels respect DAMN I’ve never worn heels in my life, if i tried this i would break
theyellowbrickroad: when i was 14 i sent a really mean message to this guy because i thought he was cheating on my best friend and it was like “i cant believe you would do that to her you piece of shit you dont deserve her” but it turned out he didnt
applesandelephants: thisisurheichouspeaking: Art dump part 4 okay story time so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no” so I drew a banana instead. and my teacher came by like “you need to
juejubee: ihave4catz: shine bright like a diamond! i was scrolling and i was like did this shit blink lol
sceneybopper: Theres a delissio commercial and the girl is like gonna kiss the boy but then books shit home to get pizza and I was like gIRL I feel U
okay but headcanon that the first (and last) time noiz ever had chocolate, it was like 99% dark chocolate so now he never wants to touch or see chocolate ever again and thinks it’s pure evil.
you ever sit in a really awkward position for a long time b/c for some goddamn reason it’s really comfortable? but then you shift just a little bit and it feels like someone just ripped off your leg???
hotmodelscoldbottles: coldeyesthatburn: daintyblackpegasus: heckyeahmsjillscott: Curacao North Sea Jazz 2012 OMG SO LITERALLY I GLANCED AT THIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS JAI I WAS LIKE WHEN DID JAI HAVE A CONCERT WHY WAS I NOT INVITED Omg now I can see
kingjaffejoffer: I was reading this New York Times profile on the owner of WSHH and he was openly wondering why his site’s traffic has declined the last two years instead of growing like other large media sites. Like the fact that he regularly showcases
sadgaywerewolf: You know, when I was a kid in fandom and I saw a popular ship of, say, a 16 year old and a 25 year old, I was like “of course there’s nothing wrong with this! Age is just a number! Besides, it’s only 9 years!!!” But now that
incognergroes: tkdancer: incognergroes: rasdivine: This is exactly the mindset of many, many Brazilians. When I was born, it was like a celebration and everyone was telling my mom how lucky she was to have such a white daughter. It’s fucked up.
londonsbrownsugar: Told the cab driver I was going on a date with a guy on holiday He asked me if he was white, I said yeah He told me I should steal all his money and only let him take me to 5 star hotels. I started cackling. He was like no forreal,
saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: Noah fence but y'all white people want to talk about colonialism like its ancient history but the current queen of England was literally already queen when my dad was a kid and Trinidad was an English colony and he
gunzonyatmblr: thoughtsof-r: so the white devil who claimed that Emmet Till made advances on her, comes out at 82, after living a long ass life and admits it was a lie… i am sick. My whole life everything in me knew she was lying and it’s like
saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: Noah fence but y'all white people want to talk about colonialism like its ancient history but the current queen of England was literally already queen when my dad was a kid and Trinidad was an English
voguebycalder: okay but zendaya, lupita, and rihanna ALWAYS put in legit effort to match the theme at every met gala they attend and their looks are always innovative and different.. like last year rihanna’s dress was like 50 feet long and lupita’s
superspicy:Otayuri Week Day 3: Childhood or Future Very cheesy art so far lmao decide to combine both of the options because I can’t choosei was listening to random old song and then this thousand years came up and I was like holy shit isn’t it sounds
sub-maureen: tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S THESE PEOPLE WITH MASKS CAME IN AND I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS AND THEY SHOUTED “EVERYONE STAY CALM, JUST CAN YOU DO US A FAVOR” AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, THIS IS IT, OMG THEY’RE GONNA PULL OUT
nyannerz: video for my new rap cover >:) i did baby got back like 2 years ago so i figured i should do this one since lots of people requested it and it’s fun
floatserver: cringe-attacks: i overheard these two guys in the hallway at my school and one of them was like “you always look hot dude… no homo tho” and then like 5 seconds later he yelled “sike!” and slapped the other dude’s ass Imagine
the-absolute-funniest-posts: sub-maureen: tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S THESE PEOPLE WITH MASKS CAME IN AND I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS AND THEY SHOUTED “EVERYONE STAY CALM, JUST CAN YOU DO US A FAVOR” AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, THIS IS IT,
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came
jewceyblogging: rarewares: lorddanty: I was watching EEnE when this happened and I was laughing for so fucking long. I had to gif it, I needed other people to know. I wish I wasn’t in a rush to leave or I’d add text and shit. this is the funniest
pepperandpals: furry-husbando: pepperandpals: I had a dream one of you was showing me your birds, and you pointed to this chicken and said, “And that’s Glorious Gary.” And I was like, “holy shit.” I’ll draw glorious gary. What did he
i actually have the day off of work tomorrow. but i don’t smoke anymore, so………. the last time i didn’t give a shit about 4/20 since i was like 14 and thought weed was dumb lol.
so this man came into my job today and tried to pay for his coffee with his black amex card…. that shit is TOO THICK for our credit card swiper so i was like, um, it’s not working. THEN this dude tried to hand me a benjamin like WHY WOULD
sunshinewithfitturtles: jennaanne01: elfalannah: bard-of-insanity: satanspetbunny: capricieus: heartcogs: at first i was like oh a hot video to gangnam sweet and then i was like shit look at them ride in those heels respect DAMN I’ve never
fuck-yourstandards: In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit
trapcard: i was driving and was in the left lane waiting for the light to turn green and i’m not exaggerating when i say the person behind me honked the second the light turned green…and i’m like….im not in the mood…….so i put my brake on
gaylawyers: “i’m so good at Smash” i say as i press random buttons while facing the wrong way and scream out loud when i fall off
xopachi replied to your photo:http://www.patreon.com/RBG So after thinking… I was wondering where the Hell you’ve been. Everywhere but tumblr pretty much. Had some shit go down irl and then some art shit so didn’t feel like posting
lazaluarts: i found my old rugby shirt and was like “ruby would probably wear this” and thus an au was born
aquamzan: “You know what a harlequin is? A harlequin’s role is to serve. It’s nothing without a master and no one gives two shits who we are beyond that.” Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020) dir. CATHY
you know what i blame you guys for making me like my boys in frilly undergarments when I first got here I didn’t give a shit and tbh found it kinda weird people were like “yo i need this dudehorse in panties right now” and i was like
(just a heads up, if you’ve tagged me in fanart or fanfiction and i haven’t reblogged it yet, that’s solely because my memory is shit. but i do see and save everything i can; if you see shadowpiratemonkey7 in the notes liking your stuff, that’s
Peter Parker is always, and has always been gorgeous.im fucking swooning(thedujifuji)besides his cute face i love the fact that he’s literally unmasked and nobody even thinks to make the connection because?? peter parker???? umm no way
guntopa21: alright y’all free!dom, listen up THE NEW TRAILER WAS HEART BREAKING OK I KNOW MOST OF Y’ALL DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE SAYIN IN JAPANESE BUT I DO AND THEY SAID THAT IT WAS THEIR LAST SUMMER AND I WAS LIKE “HOLY SHIT” BECAUSE I FINALLY
