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“Wait, could you repeat that, little brother? You couldn’t have possibly said what I thought you did. And can you stop looking at me like that? Do you want a ride to your stupid friend’s house or not? It’s bad enough that Mom and
- It was my fault, I should’ve said something when the company CEO flirted with you in front of me and asked you to dance with him.- but I thought, my wife is so sexy, the sexiest woman at the party, and the company CEO wants her more than any of the
When you caught your wife with her lover, she immediately noticed that, rather than mad at her, you looked ashamed and humbled. She guessed your thoughts, the cock in her hand made you feel small and inadequate. That’s why she said, “it’s a beautiful
surprisegurls: “Mike? Becky said you’d be in…Mike? Is that you, Mike? Oh my God. I never thought. You look so feminine. You look beautiful. No, you don’t need to get up. Maybe you’d better stay over there and I stay over here? No, Mike,
I saw this on Pixiv and froze for a good minute or so. Now, I’m gonna go and have a cigarette outside and all the time curse in my mind. I never thought I’d say this BUT. Koori. YOU STUPID BITCH. There. I said it.
“Yes I know that when I said that you could have a little pussy that you had something else in mind. But at least you got something and how thoughtful of me to put it in the freezer so you don’t cum so quickly. Oh honey, you look like you&rsqu
haversackers: “Are you sore today, Baby?” I asked my wife… “It’s not as bad as I thought I would be…” She said, “After he fucked my ass, and then told you to fuck it when it was full of his cum., I thought it would be really sore.”
Hi Mr C. So, your daughter said you were having a hard time getting over your divorce…and I thought I might help you? I’d like you to fuck the daylights out of my little spinner body, and when you’re done, we’re going to do it again! Until you
“A lot of people just look and see skin color. I’ve actually had people ask me was I Black or was I White first. A White gentleman came up to me and said ‘I thought you might be White, but then I saw your lips.’ One girl said to me ‘I’ve
bdsmafterthoughts: I love to taste you.Some people have said that to enjoy licking and sucking your pussy makes me less than a Dominant.They’re so wrong. You taste better than the finest wines. And as my tongue and mouth touches you, thought ceases.
sinnawi: Secret Santa Gift for Elly/ @thebigpalooka in the @meihemsecretsanta event~! You said you enjoyed rescue scenes and meaningful looks, so I thought of a cute winter scene of Mei and Junkrat cuddling for warmth after a mission.<3 I hope you
theanimalvines: cute animal vines? At first I thought it said “Have you ever seen porn underwater” then seen the dog and thought you were trying to start an aquatic beastialty fetish, like Space Beastiality…
melchiorgabor: not knowing if you said something out loud or if you only thought it “did i already ask you that?” “what did you say” raising your hand and putting it down multiple times in class because you can’t remember your question/comment
foxmouth: “A lot of people just look and see skin color. I’ve actually had people ask me was I Black or was I White first. A White gentleman came up to me and said ‘I thought you might be White, but then I saw your lips.’ One girl said to me
hope-now: When you said you were recording your fourth album and bringing back TAI TV, I thought you meant that you were recording your fourth album and bringing back TAI TV.
mortalremedy: fullyrealized: zero0fruks0given: superfluousman: “Taako cant be fat cuz in the liveshow he said he wasnt a bear” you FOOLS, he could just not be hairy, and we know taako isnt super masc, learn ur gay culture I thought they said taako
bob100f: “No, it feels good! I promise it feels good!”“Are you sure? Just a second ago you said you were having second thoughts. The bottle suggests waiting at least two hours between each pill and you’ve had four of them in ten minutes!”“And
“I know you said no clothes in your bed, bro, but I thought you just meant outer clothes. You mean you want me to take my underwear off, too? Fuck, I might as well just lay down and spread my legs for you cause I’m 100% sure you’ll be fucking me
parks-and-rex: parks-and-rex: paetequaltum: parks-and-rex: parks-and-rex: parks-and-rex: When ya homie says he going to “school” but you thought he said “skull” When piglet doesnt want to pull the trigger so you gotta take matters into
bimboz: What if you got a big boob job and you woke up and your bf/husband said “oh geez I thought I would like it but for some reason it’s not working for me. You just look like a freak to me now. Oh well. Worth trying. B-bye!” Uggh that would
bustysister: “Wait, could you repeat that, little brother? You couldn’t have possibly said what I thought you did. And can you stop looking at me like that? Do you want a ride to your stupid friend’s house or not? It’s bad enough that Mom and
Hi there I know you said you don't want attention but I feel bad because you are not happy and I thought this might help and I hope you feel better
lapfoxs: wordsbeenspoken: lapfoxs: one time my mum sat me down and i thought she was going to give me the sex talk but she just looked me dead in the eye and said ‘Kali, if you’re going to stab someone, stab them, and then punch where you stabbed.
parks-and-rex: parks-and-rex: parks-and-rex: When ya homie says he going to “school” but you thought he said “skull” When piglet doesnt want to pull the trigger so you gotta take matters into your own hands When tigger comes back after 7
aryastakres: quixoticideals: I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL” AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD” I DAD JOKED MY DAD I AM THE REVOLUTION hello revolution im dad
hernikes: “There’s a reason I said I’d be happy alone. It wasn’t ‘cause I thought I’d be happy alone. It was because I thought if I loved someone and then it fell apart, I might not make it. It’s easier to be alone, because what if you
3ridan: one time my mum sat me down and i thought she was going to give me the sex talk but she just looked me dead in the eye and said ‘Kali, if you’re going to stab someone, stab them, and then punch where you stabbed. They won’t feel the knife
bakrua: wordsbeenspoken: bakrua: one time my mum sat me down and i thought she was going to give me the sex talk but she just looked me dead in the eye and said ‘Kura, if you’re going to stab someone, stab them, and then punch where you stabbed.
gaimez: One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else
gestured: “you said you thought freckles were beautiful so I went out at night and took many stars from the now starless sky and put them on your cheeks now everytime I look at you I see galaxies”
Casey invited Mr. Crude for an afternoon visit. When he arrived, he was greeted by both Casey and her daughter, Case.“I hope you don’t mind,” Casey said. “We were both horny and instantly thought of a threesome with you.”He smiled and replied, “Why
Paige struck a pose and said, “I never would’ve thought I’d be standing in my underwear in front of you, Mr. Crude, but now that I am, I want to take it off and pretend I’m a cheap whore.”“And what do you mean by cheap whore?” he asked.“You
Mr. Crude couldn’t believe what he thought Sabrina just said and asked, “Did you just tell me to fuck your ass, young lady?”Sabrina blushed and replied, “You know me better than that, old man.”“Then what did you say?”“Uhhh… feel
adultstars-sfw:Vanna Bardot Vanna sat on the bed looking at Mr. Crude and said, “I’ve been grinding my pussy on the corner of my mattress, so I’m wet and ready for you!”He chuckled and replied, “That was thoughtful of you!”
Betty looked back at Mr. Crude and asked, “What are you waiting for?”He responded, “I thought you might want to take off your thong.”Betty grinned and said, “No… just pull it to the side and shove it in!”
adultstars-sfw: Lily Larimar Lily asked Mr. Crude, “Do you like my dress? I thought you’d go for the full-length zipper. One pull and you’ve got total access.”He smiled and said, “Yes… very convenient.”
kristenestewart: → 29-30/100 caps of the twilight saga. ”As you were sleeping, you said my name. You spoke so clearly, at first I thought you’d woken. But you rolled over restlessly and mumbled my name once more, and sighed. The feeling that
celestiaal-glow: gestured: “you said you thought freckles were beautiful so I went out at night and took many stars from the now starless sky and put them on your cheeks now everytime I look at you I see galaxies” i love this
“you said you thought freckles were beautiful so I went out at night and took many stars from the now starless sky and put them on your cheeks now everytime I look at you I see galaxies”
mysterymastere:Sure at first, all the crude comments and rude assumptions you’d hear people saying would hurt. But a lot of them were said about you before you became a bimbo. Back when you were boring and thought all the time.Society isn’t
endlessgrievinglove: Goodnight, you said; Goodbye, I said. And you never thought twice about it.
underweartuesday: Hello miss Tuesday, When you said today’s theme was “shadows”, I thought to myself…. NO!!!! I refuse! It is spring. And if I will it hard enough, the shadows and cold of winter will just disappear! So. I thought about my trusty
widths: “you said you thought freckles were beautiful so I went out at night and took many stars from the now starless sky and put them on your cheeks now everytime I look at you I see galaxies”
mongrelove: “A lot of people just look and see skin color. I’ve actually had people ask me was I Black or was I White first. A White gentleman came up to me and said ‘I thought you might be White, but then I saw your lips.’ One girl said
stewartsexual: so i messaged this girl n she said ” i thought you were someone else,i was waiting for an important person to reply and then see the notification and there’s you” and i’m like i tried to be nice bitch
itskkiss: You gave the naked photos of your wife to your best mate and asked him what he thought….. he said he couldn’t wait to jerk off to them….. and that’s when you told him that if he were to cum on them and make a video of it…… then
just-cat-memes: “Logan in real life is a very confident young man and I thought he’d be good to play Patrick because he’s also very funny. I said, “Hey, why don’t you audition for Patrick?” And he said, “No, I want to audition for Charlie.”
reeves3:jen-iii said: Ohohohyeah, I know how you feel. Pearls super gay for Rose and I jest kept thinking, ‘Wow, how must have she felt when Rose said she was going to have a CHILD with someone else, and oh btw, basically going to die?’Agreed! I
slfcare:You can change your mind. You can say no to things you said yes to before, you can back out of commitments and relationships you feel uncomfortable or unsafe in, you can give up on something you thought you’d spend your life doing. It’s so
