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thecircumcisedmaleobsession: 25 year old straight Army HOTTIE from Madison, WI When I would ask him what his plans were for the weekend, he would often respond with “Working late, go out to the bars afterwards, and probably wake up half naked at some
southerncrotch: I think I posted this before. And I think I probably put in a caption like, “What do you think he would do if I just knelt down in front of him and started drinking from that straw?” I’d still like to know.
theweddingdiaries: sunnythunderstorms: (via the-still-point-deactivated2010) Losing Austin is probably my biggest fear. He tells me constantly that I would go on living life. And I suppose I would just keep going because it’s in my nature but
ninth-hidden-world:Who would have thought my little brother would be so fucking amazing at eating pussy? It’s probably from all those skanks and sluts he keeps dating.
Nick: My dad was pretty cool. Hmm. No. Let me elaborate. If I didn’t know you and you said that my dad was lame, I’d probably punch you on the nose. But between you and me, he was kind of lame. I think you would’ve liked him. Nerdy,
thatsthefrailtyofgenius: sometimes i wonder what would have happened if dylan hadn’t gone into acting and i realise… he’d probably be a famous youtuber and we’d all be even more screwed
granbull: can we just talk for a minute about the fact that Lt. Surge is an 8 foot tall monster of a person?! he doesn’t even need a raichu he could just punch your pokemon in the face and it would probably die
I’ma start making punk jackets for kids. That’s my next move cuz just think how kewl that kid would be?! Like imagine a shy kid who doesn’t have many friends and then he shows up to school with a badass lunaticAdesigns jacket??? It would probably
kuoriotes: Me: i AM OVER WHITE BOYS! Me: *sees cute white boy* Me: he’s probably…like…..mixed…..and just uh…white passing…he’s eggshell…off-white if you would….
honeybruh: zamzamafterzina: Now that i think about it, if avengers and the mcu took place in the 90s who would eddie murphy play? like there is no way he’d play a supporting character esp to a white guy in the 90s….hmmm he’d probably audition
furikomaru: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if I had gone through life with the name Hugh Jass, and this was how a ten-year-old reacted to meeting me, I would probably think he was a nice young man, too.
gooeygarbage: deepbluefeeling: fairytales-and-campfires: Kashmir probably wonders why his owner is such an idiot - luckily for me he is so patient and just lets me take stupid pictures of him 😂😁 would you let a dog with a sword protect you?
somewhat colored doodles of Jace (angel) and Leigh Thompson (adorable ginger human) being silly and sickeningly adorable. Even though Leigh would probably rank somewhere along demisexual/gray-a in terms of sexuality, he cannot get enough of kisses and
kairi-the-filly: My all time favorite Pokémon’s gotta be Eevee. As for a follow up two, I guess Greninja would be one of them cause of how much I like him in Smash. And probably Pikachu, he is the mascot for a reason y’know! And I got pleeeeeenty
askpeachypit: Who’s the worst guest you’ve ever had?“That would be Banana Pie! He’s a nice guy, but when he leaves, the room is filled with peels and fruit flies.”“We don’t really see too many unruly types really, though… I probably just
hoofclid: Reblog if you would hug the floofy pony. With his winter coat and the jumper he’s probably at peak snuggliness. (He said, desperately trying to drum up some energy in the new tumblr regime.) <3
skittleslol: Most likely we would sum both persons up and just say the plural them (in finnish: he). Or I would, at least. Then again, I’m not exactly sure that in what way you meant - as in, you’d probably have to give me a full sentence
lucystillintheskywithdiamonds: admiralamott: What I love about Spock in the AOS movies in the fact that in 2009 he was a snarky bitch who would probably throw you out an airlock for breathing in his general direction And then in Beyond he’s like this
lindsaychrist: britneylindsayparis: rexhasta420: you know he’s dead This is too good i would kill somebody if they did this to me and if i went to court the judge wouldnt convict me because they would probably do the same thing
lindsaychrist: britneylindsayparis: rexhasta420:you know he’s dead This is too good i would kill somebody if they did this to me and if i went to court the judge wouldnt convict me because they would probably do the same thing
slutsinmydreams: My best friend would probably kill me if he ever found out that I’ve been fucking his mom for the last 5 years. She took my virginity when I was 15. The divorcee is 27 years older than me. And ever since then, whenever he was out playing
thelonelygodzilla: I saw that photo of Freddy Mercury’s cat waistcoat and I though “that’s something Sixie would wear, all right”, and this happened. (Knowing him, Sixie probably goes around saying that he inspired the original anyway)
whyweloveinterracial: Hot wife and her black lover have a lot of fun while her hubby record all. This cuckold hubby would probably tell you this was a great, great, fuck date. He was lucky enough to record his wife fucking. He’ll always be able
holybolognajabronies: fuckthisblogshit: LMAO My petty ass would probably text some shit like “I hope you get back with your ex and just when shit seems good and sweet you find out he got ya mama pregnant” Lol
geychou: and you know levi would probably have some lameass fucking url like he tried to make it ‘thecorporal’ but it was already taken so it offered a suggestion with all random numbers at the end so he’s ‘thecorporal45954486’ or something
thecorporal45954486: geychou: and you know levi would probably have some lameass fucking url like he tried to make it ‘thecorporal’ but it was already taken so it offered a suggestion with all random numbers at the end so he’s ‘thecorporal45954486’
nizaen: I suddenly got the idea that Crosshairs would probably hit on humans for fun because he just can with that voice and well oops. I blame you guys with your nice Drift and Crosshairs art.
timey-wimey-tumblr-blog: sakibatch: moffnat: i wonder what it would sound like if benedict cumberbatch inhaled helium and read serious poetry These are the real questions. his voice is so fucking deep he would probably sound normal
loverlyduck: Barry and myself! BFF5ever! He was super sweet and remembered that I drew him! Probably the most down to earth guy who’s taking his sudden fame well—10/10 would date.
6woofs: This is baby Roxas! Probably the sweetest and most loving dog I have ever known. He would never hurt a fly, but still saved me from a Doberman attack and just wanted to cuddle me after. Such a perfect babe!Omg what a perfect baby! And a great
furikomaru:I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if I had gone through life with the name Hugh Jass, and this was how a ten-year-old reacted to meeting me, I would probably think he was a nice young man, too.
straightmenworshipping: thecircumcisedmaleobsession: 25 year old straight Army HOTTIE from Madison, WI When I would ask him what his plans were for the weekend, he would often respond with “Working late, go out to the bars afterwards, and probably
natwidow: somebody needs to tell donald trump the internet thinks ted cruz is the zodiac killer bc trump would 100% take it to the next level he’d probably have ted cruz arrested and I for one think that would be hilarious to witness
the-winchesters-and-their-angel: like-vanilla: wellmetkinsman: I wonder what Vincent Van Gogh would think of my bedroom [[STARRY NIGHT INTENSIFIES]] he would probably
humiliatedguyz: ropetrainkeep: My straight Southern boy bondage buddy again. He became a friend I would hang around a lot for a few months. This was probably my first time earning the trust of a straight guy and doing bondage sessions with him. He
It would be grand to meet a gentlemen to come home to, spoil, travel with, enjoy concerts with but then knowing he'll probably cheat or tell me he found someone else or just suck at everything and I'm just like yeah I'm goooood $$$.
adventuretimetimeline: the-winchesters-and-their-angel: like-vanilla: wellmetkinsman: I wonder what Vincent Van Gogh would think of my bedroom [[STARRY NIGHT INTENSIFIES]] he would probably That’s balling
Priya unzipped her skirt and started pushing it down as she looked at Mr. Crude and said, “Hubby will be home in about an hour, so let’s not waste any time!”“Would it be safe to assume that you want it in your ass?” he asked.“He’d probably
beyoncescock: i had this best friend who betrayed me twice yet when he calls me late at night, i still cant find it in me to ignore himits probably stupid and a lot of you would probably say, “answering his calls might be the reason hes not changing”
Mako being genuinely happy for Korra and Asami is what I live for, he’ll probably have a “I kinda knew it” reaction and congratulate them. Wu would have a “WHAT, I NEED DETAILS” reaction and Mako has to drag him out of there
forcegirls: Force Girl Krystine “The Star Wars character I can most relate to would probably be R2. He’s loyal, around for all of the adventures, and always there to help. I would love to wield Satele Shan’s saber. She has a beautifully etched
studsnpuds: circumcisedperfection: Who would you choose to circumcise if you only had one gomco clamp? The one on the right … he has the most excess skin and would probably love not to have to deal with having to adjust it in his underwear all the
ttoba: I’m just here wondering how young Author Stan would take our complements. 8u8Guessing that he heard the word ‘freak’ a lot during his childhood, he’d probably be real confused and scared.
yamino:I’m thinking about ways to honor Zeke after he passes, which will probably be sooner than later. I’ve always loved the look of Monmon cats art style and tattoos, and I thought I would draw him in that style and maybe make a mural out
beyoncescock: i had this best friend who betrayed me twice yet when he calls me late at night, i still cant find it in me to ignore him its probably stupid and a lot of you would probably say, “answering his calls might be the reason hes not changing”
SO i had a plan to leave something up for forever to find but then i realized that it would probably freak him out so much that he would throw me out a window and set me on fire i found the limit
bbc03undercover: honeybruh: zamzamafterzina: Now that i think about it, if avengers and the mcu took place in the 90s who would eddie murphy play? like there is no way he’d play a supporting character esp to a white guy in the 90s….hmmm he’d probably
korra-naga: MD: The biggest link to Aang and the original series comes through the character of Tenzin. He was probably the second character we came up with after Korra. Since Korra would have to learn airbending, who would be better to teach it to her
randomgeekyblogger:he was a teacher, but I can say if he still was and Roosterteeth showed it… it would be probably like this.