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sissyhusbandfantasies: I don’t know how many of my fans like hearing about me and my wife’s sex life but… The other night, after licking and fingering my wife to orgasm (which is the norm)… And a good 20 minutes of excruciating teasing of my
secretagentslut: and once he understood that the games she liked to play were more about the intent than the accessories. then the fun really started. true to life. my life, anyway. subrosa-life: credit
I like contemplating life in the middle of the night. I haven’t been in a relationship in about 6 years. Sometimes on campus I run into a girl and think, “Oh, I fancy her,” and then move on about my day. Sometimes I’ll have a class with a girl
Are y’all excited for Monday? I know I am! I’m so excited that I designed a new shirt! It’s individualized messaging icons for all of the gems! If you like Steven Universe and this blog AND all the colors of the rainbow then this is the shirt for
domestic–doll:I knowww but I feel so blegh and this is just like 1 part of the current episode of I’m moving and having a panic attack about literally everything in my life the musical™️.But honestly does anyone have any real life tips?
I DONT CARE ABOUT “havin fun” “sending pics” “seeing your dick” etc IM DOING MY THING TRYING TO MAKE MONEY AND BE HAPPY , I’m a person with a fucking life. Not just pictures. I’m confident and happy
Golly gee life been depressing for the last 2 weeks (technically 3 years if we are being honest) and it’s still going I’m so tired….. I just don’t want to do things but I have so much I need to do and tried of being fake with my friends when
quinnlane: Im here to get fat and soft and look hot while doing it and be worshipped like the Goddex I am. Fat humiliation/pig play is not my thing. I’ve been humiliated about weight my whole life and this is me taking control and violently loving
the-macra: the-macra: I love Queen because half of their songs are mind-blowing pieces about life and death and love and humanity’s inability to live together without destroying ourselves, and the other half are like “I love my bike” actually
retarded-princess: My friend and I were chatting about that movie Hot Girls Wanted, and he goes “First you’re thinking about how you’re going to spend all the money, and then before you know it you’re like:…for the rest of your life.”I let
Over the weekend I had a good long talk with one of my friends about losing control and how much we both like the feeling of helplessness during sex. I always have to kind of hedge what I tell my friends about my sex life and lifestyle, but with her I
sapphiretemplo: people who use tumblr and talk about how discussions about social issues on here dont make a difference in real life think so small and sound accepting of the ignorance i dont understand how you could dismiss the power of the internet
the-babe-archive: weejuliefanpage: suchafaff: Girl got that darker ginger hairs. And before you ask yes, that is a bobs burgers phone cover. omg I want my bum to look like that! *life goal* Some submissions like that would be great right about now
I have been avoiding using my PC because my new power supply is so goddamn loud and I can’t for the life of my figure out why or how to fix it. Pretty much every review for the thing talks about how quiet it runs but this thing is like a vacuum
My little sister was telling me about the library at her school and she was like “You’d love it because in the non-fiction section they have a big basket of books about bears. Any kind of bear! Brown bears or black bears or polar bears…
My brother started recording SU episodes a few weeks back (after hearing me talk about how great the show is for over a year, haha) and after seeing a few random episodes became interested enough to sit down and marathon all the current episodes in order.
My brother is taking too long to catch up on SU (he hasn’t seen any of the episodes from the Stevenbomb) and I keep thinking of things I want to tell him. He’s going to get like a million texts from me once he finally catches up
according to my mom, the whole time they were out to the movie (except during the movie of course) my little sister was going on and on about how I’m her best friend and that even though she has school friends its nothing like the connection we have
My little sister went to the Natural History Museum today and she took like a million pictures of the gemstone exhibit (it’s the only thing she took pictures of, haha), specifically any gem mentioned in SU and her Gemsona’s gem (Morganite).
My little sister just said to me:“There should be a movie about Pearl and Rose from before. Like how they met. And then during the war. And when they meet Garnet and Amethyst. And then up to when Rose became Steven. And there would be sad music.”What
Life has been kicking me around quite a bit recently so I haven’t been able to be active around here as much as I’d like, but I can say I’m super excited for next week’s episodes and I will definitely be posting about them no matter what inconvenient
silvercistern: so apparently some people feel like it’s annoying when someone engages with a lot of stuff from the same person, like going through their ship tag and liking all the content there. hearing about this, i was immediately paranoid about
My little sister told me this story about how last month her grade was having some kind of holiday pancake party and one of her friends asked the parent helper if she could have more butter, they gave it to her and she left and then my little sister heard
intrinsically-fragile: I walked here today, and I walked along the bridge to the top point, looked over the edge and thought about things. I felt like for once, I actually had my life in my hands, I was in control over it. I could almost feel the sense
lotolle: thisis-my-note: disgracefullyriversong: cumber-kitty: frodo in a t-shirt is odd and adorable at the same time merry’s hair clip though there is literally nothing I don’t like about this gif Playing with fireworks, again.
delusional-borderline: the worst thing about being mentally ill is like.. nothing is wrong.. my life is pretty okay right now.. everything is fine. and yet.. theres this sinking feeling in my stomach and i cant stop thinking about dying
the-ice-castle: honestly, one of the best things about samurai jack is that subdued 30% of the show that consists of jack seeing the weirdest shit ever and just giving this tight, polite, yet vaguely pained look, like i guess this is my life now
mustangminiskirts: Alright, so this is gonna be a story about life so sit down and listen up. I’m a 19 year old college student, female. My parents raised me on a code of chivalry just as they would if I were a boy because hey, it’s not about male
thegivenchy-code: When you came into my life, you eased my pain and I opened up to you. I told you about the burden that heaved across my chest and you accepted me. You’ve made life a lot easier to handle. I know I say things like this a lot to other
On break and I just feel like writing. I’m just reflecting on my place in life, the questions I’m begining to ask, all that I must do, all those who love and care about me. The words of James and of my dove and my parents echo in my head.
xxocen: You know, I wish I lived near the oceans. Like high enough so that I could just dive in from my window. Like when those “fuck my life" days come, I just want to jump out and dive and still be alive. Yeah I’m strange. Don’t worry about
fang107: rattlecat: Real Talk: I talk about dicks and collect dicks and talk about porn and sex a lot, but my sex drive is about as active as…nothing. Like my idea of a sex life is masturbate maybe once a month. Shrine, the demisexual, on the asexual
Ok so its like 35 degrees here. And my apartment is freezing. I hate the cold so much that as soon as i crawled out of bed, I literally grabbed my clothes, ran into the bathroom, turned the shower on as hot as it would go and sat there till the steam
sh4ne: euro-trotter: neofriend: edwad: this is so fucked up For the love of god I’ve smoked only about 4 ciggs in my life and this already makin me wanna stop It looks like someone is blowing air into a rotting plum
eatpussylivehappy: bebereaves: sh4ne: euro-trotter: neofriend: edwad: this is so fucked up For the love of god I’ve smoked only about 4 ciggs in my life and this already makin me wanna stop It looks like someone is blowing air into a rotting
She was actually at my house the other day. We were sitting by the fire and I was talking about relationships and business in my life. She just kind of looked at me and was like, ‘Selena, if you’re the smartest person in the room, I think you’re
I don’t understand my own fucking body anymore. This fucking hurts. I don’t understand what the hell is going on. And I hate that there’s so many fucking negatives this this in general. And it’s not like I can do anything about
moist-but-ready: eatpussylivehappy: bebereaves: sh4ne: euro-trotter: neofriend: edwad: this is so fucked up For the love of god I’ve smoked only about 4 ciggs in my life and this already makin me wanna stop It looks like someone is blowing
Liking you is fucking useless. Caring for you, is wasting my time because you don’t care back. Everything I’ve done for you, has gone unappreciated. Putting myself through all the bullshit to make sure YOURE okay and not even worrying about
areulivingthelife: aabrslam: eatpussylivehappy: bebereaves: sh4ne: euro-trotter: neofriend: edwad: this is so fucked up For the love of god I’ve smoked only about 4 ciggs in my life and this already makin me wanna stop It looks like someone
the only reason i wish my family was rich (or at least comfortably financially stable) was so i didn’t have to hear dad yell and complain about money and how his life was so much better 25 years ago cause he didn’t have anyone to worry about
drownedintofiction: “I like to keep myself to myself. I’m pretty good at getting out and about without getting noticed. London lends itself to that – it can be a very anonymous city. Generally people are respectful. Negative attention is the worst
My mom tryna give me talks about love and making the right decision about my future as far as somebody to spend my life with n shit is serio the most awkward fucking thing to sit through.. Then she brings up times ive fucked up and its like ohhhh yup,
