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Things I like about this picture: He’s clearly enjoying his orgasm He is still getting fucked as he cums He’s so smooth it’ll be easy to lick all that cum off of him His mouth is in just the right position for me to pop my load in his
that meme that’s going around. Put a picture of you in the middle surrounded by your art i guesswhy, i dunno. But i like putting things in grids!and look at all the nice colours
sharkbytes: can you believe nintendo released octo expansion in pride month 20gayteen which featured marina jumping into pearl’s arms and snuggling her face into her AND agent 8 looking at agent 3 like she’s the most precious thing she’s ever seen?
tbh while it super disappointed me I do kinda respect the Final Fantasy 7 Remake for being, like, the absolute best and most fun gaming experience I’ve had in a long time for like 99% of it only to full on punch me in the gut while my guard was down
machinephoto: “in your most frail gesture are things which enclose me” We like this one :)
Hi, babes :)Friendly reminder you can get in on my lifetime snapchat for just ุ! See tons of pictures like this (and of course the dirty things I do) forever and ever! Send me a message to get on it ♡
gavining: people who like my selfies (◕‿◕✿) people who leave nice replies on my selfies ∩(︶▽︶)∩ people who reblog my selfies with cute comments in the tags ヽ(●ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ●)ﾉﾟ
vogelbird: THINGS I LIKE when people use my name in conversation when people say “this reminded me of you!” when people remember little things i say/do when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them when i think of the same thing
masqverades:do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same
cumberlord: I enjoy the simpler things in life, like sitting down with a good long gay fanfic.
ishaqzaadi: things that get me in like the first 30 seconds: attractive voices jaws doing the thing arms doing the thing basically any muscle doing the thing a+ dressing sense smelling good
wordsmatty: I’ve had a few people remind me that I am overdue for another rope tutorial video. My apologies, I have just been rather busy with work lately (it has developed an irritating habit of getting in the way of important things like rope tutorials
more-red-more-blue-more-beer: lyxdelsic: boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”
in a world without tidal or spotify I’d have to use pandora like a fucking plebe and then i’d kill myself because i’m a fucking plebe. over here listening to goldbond ads before you play the song. fuck you. fight me.
thecityofpaper: do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order
This is the beautiful young lady I’m hanging out with tonight. Her name is Kasey, and she’s the most adorable thing in the world. Aha I love this dog like she were Beast (that’s the little chihuahua I own).
joltick: me irl: speaks in a fairly monotone voice, doesnt smile a lot, literally gets told i seem dead insideme online: uses double exclamations points!! says things like omg and aah and oooooooooooooh a lot. screams at cute pictures of cats
bisexual-hamilton: spending บ bills is so hard nowadays because alexander hamilton is so hot it’s literally like dumping your hot boyfriend for a bunch of cheaper ones
in kind of cool news, we got a new principal a few days ago. we’ve talked a few times and as I zipped into his office today, he noted that I reminded him of a former student. I asked him if it was a good thing and he said “yes, absolutely.
powerfrog: maplebungus: loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet
Hey look, this is what it’s like in Scaraba Hall for me %D A fuck ton of angry things running after my ranger and me running like the wind while being all “REN HALP OMFG THESE THINGS ARE AFTER MY BLOOD PLEASE TAKE THE AGGRO %D”
buckbarrow: do you ever have second-hand obsessions like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little
y’know, one of the pictures from the Live From Beach City! book is bugging me, ‘cause its cute but whoever drew it seems to think Pearl’s sash is tied in a bow, with two ribbon ‘tails’. Which it isn’tThere’s another image in the book where
benedictsmith: Do you guys ever say the wrong thing in a conversation and then have it haunt you for months or years afterwards like a social anxiety poltergeist?
things-buppy-likes: kimberlyswallows: My kinda date ;) I’ve been in such a “play with me” mood
badonelle: the best way to test if someone’s just saying they like the same things you do to get in your pants is to make up an unrealistic lie one time this annoying dude asked me what my favorite band was and I told him “boku no pico” he was
see…i like this. i can already think of a few things to wear it with.the problem? this thing would kill me. but i know the stubborn chick in me. i’ll find something i like, realize it’ll be an annoyance to walk around in, not care,
tfw your life revolves around wanting things you can’t afford.
crowdingouteffect: the WEIRDEST things seem plausible in dreams, like my dog had a scroll down menu so you could program her to defend things in exchange for pringles. And dream me was just like, yeah, for sure.
@lifewithasideofbacon tagged me in a “Stop, Drop & Selfie” thing. I’ve never done one of these things but I have an interview in an hour and I feel like it’s potentially good luck. Alllllll that being said, I’m ganna nominate @extracocoa
GUYS I WAS DOMESTIC AND MADE CROCKPOT BROCCOLI CHEDDAR SOUP AND BISCUITS FOR MY APARTMENT I usually just make myself like eggs or salads or other things so this was fun and new :)
mjenai: dajo42:ohmylaurie:Today in “You can like something even if it’s not perfect” this is my absolute favourite vine of all vines LOL a lot of my fave things…are filled with flaws…..sometimes horrible flaws. but hey *dances*
jaclcfrost: if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like my height my voice exactly how annoying i can be
bitchpuddinq: why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body
attabita: So I found this in my library…. ?
lazdo: watch this sailor katara !!!!!!! (comic by me) I keep seeing this come up on my dash with LOL GO CHECK OUT 9GAG plastered all over it in terrible quality, and it’s making me angry. So all my followers should reblog this, since this is
jewceyblogging: rarewares: lorddanty: I was watching EEnE when this happened and I was laughing for so fucking long. I had to gif it, I needed other people to know. I wish I wasn’t in a rush to leave or I’d add text and shit. this is the funniest
lesincompetent: I’m gonna reblog this until everyone in existence knows about this hahaha aw omg.
baconsloth: deoxyhemoglobin: I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding
nubile-nymphet:One of my favorite things is when somebody cums deep in me. Puts me in a mating press and just forces their cum deep in my womb. After you cum in me, stay in me like that. Let me cockwarm you while you play with my clit. Make me cum around
I used to post so regularly. Life happens I guess ew Just want things to be good enough that I can play in peace like, lemme get off without feeling weird or like being too distracted or whatever
Cause I’m like a hungry lion, I moves in for the slaughter. Killin for the simplest things, 20 dollar bills and even quarters. I’m like a vampire nigga, fresh meat, I can’t pass it. Walkin down the street with a syringe, injecting fools
A million ways to die, a million ways to kill, so i’ma set an example out of a muthafucka without my steel. Cause I’m like a hungry lion, I moves in for the slaughter. Killin over the simplest things, 20 dollar bills and even quarters.
I’m going to forget this month. I’m going to forget the specifics that made the foundation and supports around these 31 days–by this time next year, or even in 6 months, the days won’t have the same form they do right now. I will forget all the
The weirdest thing happened today. I was at a particular bookstore in Cali, and this one girl who worked there and I made reoccurring eye contact about 3 times in 10 seconds as she was heading into the back near the YA and poetry. Like we were trying
so darfins parents like 2 or 3 years ago were very unsure of me and didnt seem to like me (mostly his mom) and didnt like including me in family things but since then we have gotten closer and they’ve been nicer and included me in almost everything
ugh I am so content with life at the moment due to simply finding a prize bendy straw in my cinnamon toast crunch cereal like this is the best thing ever I’m not kidding this is perfect
omg when I was in the Galapagos I was staying on a boat with my parents, brothers and 11 other passengers and one of them was this guy and he has toe thumbs like the Megan Fox thing and omg it was just really weird
ooooh okay you know what would be fun send me winter prompts, for example you don’t need to give me a character or pairing but say things like “drinking hot chocolate in bed” or “sharing scarves” things like that that have
There’s this guy who has been following me for a few years and they’d stop by every once in a while to like leave me a few messages in a row. Things like how invested they are with whatever is going on with me and then add touchy-feely things like
Working towards dreams are probably good. So far I’ve spent something like 5 years all in all trying to deserve a nautical degree. Funny thing is a normal functioning person only expected to spend 1 year for it. Being passionate about something
Yes I’m a shy person. Yes I like my books more than most things in life and definitely more than people. And yes live theater, opera och classic conserts are the best way I can imagine to spend time. As well as going to museums and art exhibitions.
Being autistic means having ur cringe reaction turned to up over things people love like clapping or lip syncing in any context or any action that draws attention really and there’s nothing you can do to make urself stop hating normal human activities
like… the things I share have not changed in years. that person is only mad cuz now I get paid for it (I deserve to) and they’re upset they don’t get the same free content from me anymore… sex work is work, y'all are trash if you think
