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inductionofautosadism: The stupid shit women will do for a little attention and affection - really amazing. How empty does a heart have to be until you’re willing to mutilate yourself to be loved? Scenes like this mean more to me than any story or
demonzillah: neopianangst: eollis: So, I went on Neopets after a LONG while. First thing I see. NO, FYORA, YOU CAN’T HAVE YOUR TOILET. BRING ME THIS TOILET AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED. I HAVE TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT. MY FAERIE SHIT WILL BE YOUR REWARD.
This is why I love Homestuck so much. Regardless of all the crazy shit and all the feels we have to go through, we have updates like these. And I will always find it amazing that these updates hit me at a perfect time in my life where I can relate to
Commission-Scat- Rouge the Whore Anonymous commission Note from the commissioner: if anyone wants they can pay to have this pic upgraded due to it might be paid for by this anonymous user later on to have it upgraded. Note me if you want to do so. Rouge
the-paradox-machine:troyler-phanaye: letsstickwithsam: the-more-u-know: lydiallama: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS
the-paradox-machine:troyler-phanaye: letsstickwithsam: the-more-u-know: lydiallama: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE
drgirlset: bunniebaer: evilfeministfromspace: geekandmisandry: videogamesartandsuch: surlybadger: pryathis: Holy fucking shit. You’ve got to be kidding me. I have no words. There MUST be a limit to how disgusting one person can be. Is this a
doublevagfans: SUPER WET PUSSY CLOSEUP DOUBLE VAG GIF!! DELILAH STRONG How can u NOT want to be 1 of these 3 people!!! Double vag is the shit!!!! Sign me up anytime to double stuff a pussy WHENEVER/WHEREVER!!! SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO RUB COCKS WITH ANOTHE
Ok asshole, let me see if I understand you. You spent years in middle and high school making my life hell all because I have an alternative lifestyle, and when I turn out to be hot as shit as an adult, you hunt me down and ask me to come back to your
sometimesiwishiwereabokononist: Can someone fill me in on why Bronies are so hated? Is them shitting on it just watching it and then am I at fault for watching Spirited Away? Or do you explicitly have to be a huge fan and in that case does the same apply
Me until 4PM: Shit I want to go home and drawMe after 4PM: Fuck I need to go home and learn JenkinsIt sucks when you try to get things accomplished but don’t have the right tools. I need file sharing to be enabled between remote sites, but it’s blocked
The New Year is a day away and it’s been a hell of a year for me, rocky for the most part and then got a ton better toward the end of it. My art’s gotten better, I got closer to people, have some really cool friends who i need to talk to more,,,hhhh,,,
mooserattler:I know shit is hard right now.If any of you have OnlyFans, Patreons, ManyVids, etc. I would be glad to share them here for you.If you have an Instagram you are selling items from, tag me and I can share. Lets just do all we can to help each
worksafewoof:a commission for @salted-potato of their two ocs drake and raven being gross and cute! these boys are so cute and a delight to work with, thank you so much for letting me have fun with them!
lydiallama: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING
billipiper: billipiper: And when you’re a pop star you’re always on duty. You’re suddenly a role model even though you don’t start out with ambitions of being a role model
rakuchouu: When your OTP prevails in a fanfiction but then the author decided to be a little whore and ruin it with the character you hate the most, the character you want to drown, the character you just want to shoot, the one you just cant stand that
You know what REALLY rubs me the wrong damn way?When I’m actually being polite when asking for help and in return I just get condescending shit as a reply. I have no reason whatsoever to be nice to that asshole ever again. And I’d rather get headshot
superblys: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON
m-03: wholockian-from-middle-earth: ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston: lydiallama: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH
nerdgasmz: jazzthespaz: stovenly: well aren’t you cute oh my god Im crying /DYING
wckrspgt: reasons i should be your friend: my hands are soft i think because people tell me i probably have a soft face too i am willing to play with your hair platonically whenever i eat french fries you can have some YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU
condescetier: hungrylikethewolfie: marielikestodraw: gaave: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: driving-an-impala-in-isengard: actualholidaybakery: ehretha: A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me) Always have eggs in your fridge You just never
robin48-blog: crossdressingboys: afemalebody: I wish I had a boyfriend to suck his dick like this. Talk to me if you want to be the one If I was your Boyfriend, you’d have to keep house better than this pig. There’s shit all over the fucking
scatgoddess: #399 Cum for MY Sexy Shit Covered Body…..I wanna play and get filthier than this before I have to shave for this weekend. Goddess needs tributes to be able to get away and have dirty fun. Message asap if you desire to help me have my solo
be-risque replied to your post:LOL oh my god. You crack me up. Your response to my ask! I died. “*nods* definitely pi”. I’m still rolling. XD well yay! loltoo much sugar…or caffeine. or both. this is why i can’t have shit like that;
corporationsarepeople: thesociologicalcinema: What You Need to Earn to Be Middle ClassSource: Pew Charitable Trusts / Business Insider A good chart, and helpful in pointing out to the wealthy that they are in fact well beyond middle class. Shit
tarynel: liposucction: Today I saw this girl I fought in high school she sliced my shoulder in like 2012 and I still have the scar tell me how I still wanted to fuck her up in 2016……. You a thug lol It’s a nigga that I last fought in the
be-blackstar: play-the-game: To all the guys out there, especially in high school that play sports. It doesn’t matter if you’re on a team or not. My back hurts so much and I’m sure my constant headaches I have are related to me ignoring injuries
caliphorniaqueen: 05-fubu: trashg0d: misslondonlauren: Grow together, build together. 🙌🏾 When you a gangsta but can still acknowledge that you have a heart My heart “my job was to make you comfortable enough to be yourself with me”
fredexmain: rudegyalchina: darriusdoe: atira-patrice: you have got to be kiddin me Wow They are mocking us This shit is becoming redundant.
soufflegay:people shit on her for being “trashy” but her music makes people laugh, it’s hilarious. Music doesn’t always have to be deep or poetic, it just has to make you feel something. And let me tell y’all, I have never laughed my ass off
cynthianguyen: I don’t care even if you are my mother, don’t talk shit and expect me not to defend myself and then tell me I’m being disrespectful. You have fucking problems. Everyone in this family knows you talk way too much shit, but you never
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
I was thinking about being at one of your parties. Thinking about how you could use me, my mouth and throat. And thinking about no matter how much I would want it, how proud I would be, how much it would make me glow…. you wouldn’t use me. Being
babybutta: suckmydickyoubitch: youknowyouwantsit: sexyredbones: adirtylilsecret: fashionfamesex: I would let him do a lot of inappropriate shit to me. 😍😍 Obviously, he sexy as fuck…you’d have to be blind not to want some of his fine ass….and
rielisms: “Graves of dead leaves Drowned my feet as I walk; But there’s no way, I will let you see that. You have seen enough Of my frowns and tears, To see that I am far From summer and spring. My sadness and cries, Has failed me as a human being.
did-you-kno: mymodernmet:Parents Design a Magical Harry Potter-Themed Nursery for Their BabyWhy does it have to be a nursery? That baby doesn’t understand shit. GIVE ME THE BEDROOM
comewhatmayklaine: it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are
jehovahhthickness: imleft-handed: Her: I ain’t heard from you in a minute Me: your communication skills trash On some real shit, sometimes it may not be their communication skills. They probably don’t have shit to say to you or y’all have nothing
I might be fucked up and have done a lot of stupid things the past year. But I’m not stupid enough to let people treat me like shit if I know I’m being treated like shit. You don’t control me.
poisonneus: Five hundred followers?!Holy shit, have a nipple you guys.More goodies soon; I have to edit them. (The rest of this set is HERE if you’re a Zivity member; if you’d like to be, send me your e-mail.)
velificantes: Endless List of Favorite Characters: Neil McCormick (Mysterious Skin) “I know all Neil’s secrets and there’s shit there you don’t even want to know about. Trust me. Once I’m gone, you’ll be all Neil has and you have to understand
bali-kidss: fanta-sy: vaitape: thesummernights: emma-galimam: holy fuck ahhhhh but what if there’s a storm coming. i would be shitting my pants how cool would it be to have like a wall in your room that was a giant screen and you could like
cassbones: shannananan: acciocupcakes: #such a beautiful place to be with a grande non fat soy latte the longer you look the funnier it is Dobby doesn’t have to take anybody’s shit anymore. Dobby is a free elf
stace0550: seriouslyhornyhousewife: seriouslysensuous: To be confirmed! 100% true. And to be honest, it doesn’t even have to be because of me. ellenann1616 lol! I still dont know what you do that turns my moans into growls but keep that shit up!!
agayjason-deactivated20220708:Earlier today in a scene my domme was degrading me and making fun of me for wanting to cum and they were like “have you ever heard of a fleshlight that cums??? Of course not, now be a good toy” and holy shit holy shit
rapid-artwork: I am back baby.I have been seeing lots of fan art and fan theories about Yellow Diamond…Having her be this evil overlord that is going to wipe out the earth…And when you think about how Rebecca Sugar writes characters, both heroes
68iloveporno69: notsureifslut: That could almost be Kitty and me. I’m a freak 4 this here I Love❤️this😜, this is some Sexy Azz Shit👌 you have to Reblog this and share👈
(villainmayhem)FunnyJunk:Ifunny:Instragram:Deviantart?:Reddit: Youtube: Twitter:Pinterest:Myspace and Memecenter didn’t have any of you. Thank god.i was uh…i was right to be scared. holy shit. thank you for showing me. this isn’t okay. but
julian-bashir-protection-squad: creamteasandjammydodgers: danisnotofire: look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much #makes me want to be on a beat up spaceship with ragtag
Any further asks attacking me about or commenting on yesterday’s drama with prayforbooty, thepureskin etc will be blocked and reported. Unless you have something constructive to say or a genuine enquiry don’t bring it up at all. I’m fckin sick
