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This is about as vulgar as autocorrect manages to get, and he can be one dirty bastard when he puts his mind to it. Who would’ve thought the little elf that lives inside our iPhone could have such a filthy mind?

This picture set is awesome! Â Who’d of thought in a hundred years that this librarian looking chick would have an awesome rack like that! Â Actually, I’ve usually got a good talent for “what lies beneath”…I reckon I would

max-risk: cuntttbaby: Okay so I haven’t made a video in a very long time, so I thought because I have a little bit of spare time on my hands, I thought I would treat my followers and give you all this as a thank you to everyone who follows me. Enjoy!

texasholdem28: Im homeless pauper… who wants to give me shelter?… I have to add that this is only a joke. I’m not a homeless man. I was cleaning a barn and I thought it would be funny to take a pic.. (some people takes this captions literally)

theadventuresofwatson: Sometimes I just have to laugh at how ridiculous it is that I have a small Camelid who rides in my car every day. I honestly never thought i would be in this position.

floweris: hanzotitty: mad-maddie: I would like to give Props to the Overwatch fandom for taking D.va, who I had originally thought was sort of like this Evangelion-looking k-pop idol skirting–legal animoo waifubait and have brought to life instead

ywywyeyeyeyeye: asoftwrongness: It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be wow this is one of the softest things I have read on here.

osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.

ywywyeyeyeyeye: asoftwrongness: It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be wow this is one of the softest things I have read on here.

ywywyeyeyeyeye: asoftwrongness: It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be wow this is one of the softest things I have read on here.

mynakedamericanboyfriend:many of you have asked for me to post a photo/video of me, so i thought i would put up this little video of me flopping my cock around:) i’m so thankful that i have a boyfriend who milks this cock of mine and treats me like

texasholdem28: Im homeless pauper… who wants to give me shelter?… I have to add that this is only a joke. I’m not a homeless man. I was cleaning a barn and I thought it would be funny to take a pic.. (some people takes this captions literally)

mysexploring: Jake thought this was about Lisa, who had been divorced a few months ago and hadn’t fucked for even longer. And of course, he thought this was a treat his wife Dana was giving him. Jake would have known better if he could have seen the

amberjane06: Cat is out of the bag…lol Something special as a thank you to all of my followers, especially those who have been following me from the start. I never thought this blog would be as fun as it is or that I would get such amazing and positive

askcottonpuff: askcottonpuff: OH MAH GOSH! 100+! Guys….I never thought I’d EVER have this many people who would like and follow my blog, and I’m just so happy! So happy that I decided, I do something different then what I normally do, so I spent

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ywywyeyeyeyeye: asoftwrongness: It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be wow this is one of the softest things I have read on here.

ywywyeyeyeyeye: asoftwrongness: It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be wow this is one of the softest things I have read on here.

yaoism801group: xiaojiangworld: We have finally completed vol. 1 of Fushidara Na Hanatsumi Otoko! When I first started this manga, I never thought I would get this far and I’m very thankful for all of those who have helped along the way. You guys

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: 2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: 2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: 2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: 2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: 2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: 2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: 2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: 2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message

I looked to the sidebar just now and noticed this by complete chance :O A huge “thank you” goes out to all my wonderful followers! Especially those who have stayed with me ever since last October :)

fuku-shuu: Collection of Official Otayuri Merch! I previous had these in separate posts here, here, and here, but with the new fourth batch (And many more to be released), I thought a masterpost would probably be more appropriate :) From the top left

kristin-kailey: I’ve had thoughts like this. Having my senses completely deprived, body exposed and having no idea who is doing what to me or even where I am. Dangerous stuff though, it would have to be done with someone I trust completely, because

alli3pie: liiquidlogic: blasphemiess: liiquidlogic: Seriously, I’m really not the most confident guy sexually who would’ve thought I’d have a gif like this on 16k notes! Ohhh my god Niam and Allie.CANNOT UNSEEEEEE YOU LOV3 IT so thats the

texasholdem28: Im homeless pauper… who wants to give me shelter?… I have to add that this is only a joke. I’m not a homeless man. I was cleaning a barn and I thought it would be funny to take a pic.. (some people takes this captions literally)

youarewortheverything: please please participate in suicide prevention week by writing “love” on your arms or wearing orange this week. this would be so much to people who have gone through suicide thoughts or anything to do with suicideshow them

texasholdem28: Im homeless pauper… who wants to give me shelter?… I have to add that this is only a joke. I’m not a homeless man. I was cleaning a barn and I thought it would be funny to take a pic.. (some people takes this captions literally)

c-inefilia: “Before I saw Angelopoulos’s film, I, who had been brought up without a father, would never have thought that I would discover him in the image of a tree. This last scene of Landscape in the Mist was a revelation for me. It is a unique,

texasholdem28: Im homeless pauper… who wants to give me shelter?… I have to add that this is only a joke. I’m not a homeless man. I was cleaning a barn and I thought it would be funny to take a pic.. (some people takes this captions literally)

texasholdem28: Im homeless pauper… who wants to give me shelter?… I have to add that this is only a joke. I’m not a homeless man. I was cleaning a barn and I thought it would be funny to take a pic.. (some people takes this captions literally)

texasholdem28: Im homeless pauper… who wants to give me shelter?… I have to add that this is only a joke. I’m not a homeless man. I was cleaning a barn and I thought it would be funny to take a pic.. (some people takes this captions literally)

Made an oc based on the meme of making a character based on your favourite characters. Its funny because i have an OC who is basically this but i never thought on how he would look,so this kinda helped.

albumadamas: for other people who are being affected hard by the new, terrible color palette staff thought would be “more accessible”, i highly recommend downloading a chrome extension called dark reader. it can either have a “dark” mode which

I would love nothing more than to somehow have had the opportunity to meet Sylvia Plath. In my final year of school it’s obligatory for us, to study various poets, who are without a doubt extremely skilled. But when you compare the poetry of Plath

texasholdem28: Im homeless pauper… who wants to give me shelter?… I have to add that this is only a joke. I’m not a homeless man. I was cleaning a barn and I thought it would be funny to take a pic.. (some people takes this captions literally)

I had nothing to say, I just thought I would share this with somebody cool.(ghostsharklegs3)normally i ignore submissions that don’t have a source, but i have to know who drew this

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