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“You said it was time for bed, big brother, so I got in my PJs! Mom and Dad might get you to babysit me, but I’m not a kid anymore. They’re overprotective, but how about how I show you how much of an adult I really am? I know you’r
“You know how everyone always complains when they get the bottom bunk? Well, let me say otherwise. When my roommate left for break, I discovered *just* how amazing they are. If you want to try a new position, those bars that hold the top mattress
“What… I just asked the if they’d help me get out of these laced up heels. You know how hard they are to remove when I’m sober… and I’m preeeeetty tipsy right now, so I need their help. Isn’t there a game
testosterone6969: doeeyedslut: beatmefuckme: Fuck I told you guys girls are meaner! I’d loovvee to have her do this to me! ;) I don’t know how she is standing this. XD her pussy lips are getting so swollen, they must hurt so bad I’ve been called
sexualcontrol: I get calls from couples, usually the women, who want help to start Domestic Discipline in their home. They know they are married to vanilla men - and want me to help show how a proper discipline session should go. As a counselor - i find
“My darling boy, you do know how I tell you, that you aren’t supposed to look at women when they are in a state of undress.You know, there is a certain way in which you look at me when I am getting changed, that isn’t like how boys usually look
psychxtic-hearts: tinyblackchild: hoo-dit: msgunthercentralperk: 1: The last person you kissed screams they love you, you say…2: Did you get to sleep in today?3: You never know what you got until you lose it?4: Do you have siblings?5: How many kids
Yeah I mean one thing I wouldn’t mind changing up about the retail life sometimes is how it’s expected that you’ll (usually) get your 2 days off every week but they’ll never be in a row. Either it’s a fortunate scheduling
cheatersandcucks: “Oh honey, don’t get upset now,” your bride said. “We agreed to this. They all get to fuck me, on our wedding night, before you do and each of them pays us five thousand dollars. You know how much we need the money.”
kids today don’t know how lucky they are, i was wearing mesh shirts and eyeliner and nylon gloves back when you used to get your ass kicked for doing it. 16 year old me in 1998 would be in kind of a paradise right now. only back then i talked real slick
jennifeslawrence-blog: get to know me: [ two / ∞ ] favourite tv shows || orphan black❝ A 36 base pair variation in identical samples? Didn’t make sense. But then you guys started asking about genetic patents, so I was like, “Encoded marker tags”.
jimmered: boys are so sensitive……if a guy told me he likes tall girls I wouldn’t get butthurt I would just be like ok I don’t care but when ur like man I love tall boys all these hobbits come out of nowhere to make sure u know how upset they
kittenanarchy: sometimes your reason for living can be the stupidest little thing. like “i don’t want my pet to get sad because they miss me” or “i want to know how this television show ends.” and sometimes, that’s enough.
damian-shadow: I’m just so proud. I know how hard you have worked for this. For those haters that said it wasn’t a *real* job, they should look at you now. And to see it all pay off just gets me choked up… even though that’s normally your thing.
lulucute: i will never get other how thirsty zayn was over liam, NEVER!!!non of the gifs belong to me, and if you know who they belong to message me so i can link them
dykejedi: sometimes your reason for living can be the stupidest little thing. like “i don’t want my pet to get sad because they miss me” or “i want to know how this television show ends.” and sometimes, that’s enough.
i honestly can’t get the idea of mizushigure/kouao double dates out of my head. like i know i’ve talked about this before but fuck if it wouldn’t be the cutest thing.(´ ▽`*) especially when it comes to mizuki and koujaku. like they’d probably
queenhissah: mistressmarycontrary: You can’t resist me. You can’t control yourself. I see you getting aroused already. I own you. You know it. Now tell me how that makes you feel. **18+ Only** Good boys tell me everything, how they want to obey.
Don’t add kids. Them bastards like to cockblock.
d0nn0: kirksthyla: thefandomlyfe: m-a-l-t-a-r-a: takemewherethewildthingsare: paint-me-a-butt: mishassbuttofthelord: mcdolans: every single person who reblogs this every single person will get “doot doot” in their ask box HOW I WANT TO KNOW
paandra: beeftony: jennofsol: Have you ever lost something and thought, “if I could just open a portal to another reality where I haven’t lost it, I could steal it from me and get it back”? How do you know that’s not the reason you lost it
loverofwingsandcoffee: cheerstothat1: Oh god, his dead eyes. But there’s almost a spark of moc!dean saying get your hand off me and the Dean Winchester Cas knows saying Cas, how can you stand to still touch me? And Cas is saying I pulled you out
arisatohamuko: irose83: arisatohamuko: this scene in the pokemon anime always made me really fucking mad who the fuck just abandons a charmander do you know how fucking rare they are back in gen 1 in was like fucking impossible to get one unless you
whitedenimghost: myspoopyromancee: how to find an mcr fan: play the first four opening notes of welcome to the black parade. you will know instantly by if they start uncontrollably sobbing honestly the first note alone will get me
zooophagous: I hate when people try to shock me by showing me “the secrets THEY don’t want you to know about how x is made!” Like yes I’m still going to eat the hotdog if all I have is ū and I can get a hotdog and drink combo at Costco for ũ.25
prettyboyshyflizzy: prettyboyshyflizzy: Help me make up words for taboo If you don’t know how it’s played basically someone picks a card and it has a word At the top they have to try and get their team member to guess the word or phrase without
capture-life-with-lens:My girlfriend gets me rocks because she knows how special they are to me and that is so sweet. Look at this new beautiful baby.
badnaughtywife: Hmmm I may have to release my twins soon… they get impatient, you know? 😉😄If you are wondering how you can get some pics done for you all you have to do is check my Amazon Gift List, pick what you want to see me wear, and Spoil
celticpyro: mylifeisroosterteeth: you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with
badasserywoman: The world that these badass ladies live in, aw yea environments. i need to get more into this whole story thing, some awesome concept artists from pale ravens studio, creators of the brothers harrow let me know how intrigued they were
share-your-pussy: Hey Jenn!! You know how I always try to get a couple good ones of me :). Well here is a few shots off my pussy being shared :). I made them work for it to !! They finally got all my clothes and and the blankets off and they
needylittlecuntblr: secretlolitoy: bigdaddyincest8: Don’t worry daddy I’ll get you to cum again 😜😜😜 It’s ok, we don’t need to have relations if you don’t want to. I just want to make you feel good. I know how, they taught me, let me
thequeenbey: “They keep putting me in these tight clothes and I’m trying to hide it. It’s very difficult. I don’t know how I’m gonna get through this.”
effingniall: do you know how fucking happy they are right now? they surprised us. no slips. no leaks. they completely blindsided our asses and finally get to watch us freak out the way theyve been waiting to for the last three years and that makes me
spitzorswallows: jamiegaylondon: So they removed my last video of me in the gym toilet… But we all know how horny I get during a workout session so here’s another 😉 Hot cum shot. Def a top 5 cock/guy to suck
pinkandblackcat311: After a day full of errands I couldn’t wait to get Pink home and cum on her leggings!💦💦 she loves to tease me while we’re out knowing how much they turn me on 😈 so as soon as we get home Pink bends over the couch until
kiacaliyea: amysfavthings: Two sexy girls making out naked! I love the tan lines and how they just skip the foreplay! Now I am all wet looking for more. ;) Send me any photos of sexy girls looking to get know (sister, cousin, gf, or exgf) I love panties
gothicchristian: “I can’t understand how people can be like that. They are exotic creatures to me. How do they get to that place where they know with absolute certainty what’s true?” — David Bowie
I started packing and shipping the dakis! The first round of tracking number emails should go out tomorrow. Please let me know if you didn’t get a tracking number by Friday!I absolutely love how they turned out, I’ll try to get some high res detail
berpl: Tie Me UpIt feels nice to take my boots off after a long day. They get so sweaty when I don’t wear any socks. Do you like rubbing feet even if they’re all sweaty? Would you like to know how I like my feet to be worshipped? I bet you would
jame7t:jame7t:short guys saying they can’t get a date is always so funny to me. im 5’6” and people want to throw me around like a chew toy I don’t know what you’re doing wrong women will dm me and tell me how much they want to swing me at a