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if you can get me as far as putting your tongue on my nipples then the rest of everything is pretty much def gonna happen
orgasmictipsforgirls:if you can get me as far as putting your tongue on my nipples then the rest of everything is pretty much def gonna happen
bisexualpleasure: Strapon beauty #strapon #pegging Mommy told you if you were a good boy that she had a BIG surprise for you. Now take of your school clothes and get in the tub. Mommy’s gonna give you a nice bath. Then momma’s gonna fuck
alicein-his-wonderland: justadaddyy:You know what’s gonna happen now, don’t you? Bad girls get teased and punished. Lose the undies and get your plug, then on my lap. Count them. Yes. Yesyesyes.
circdad: Now stop being silly and crawl down from there and get on the table. The doctor’s gonna do your little procedure then you’ll be nice and clean cut, just like Daddy. I hope he is made extremely tight
omosthetic: based on today’s experiences, getting an ultrasound when you have an omo fetish is the single most awkward experience ever.. like,, “here drink this much water until you’re super desperate to pee, then I’m gonna PRESS ON YOUR BLADDER
ericfvckingharris: Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get nervous when you quietly do the laundry,
apup:”If ‘shoving it in your face’ essentially refers to the way that straight pop stars get to assert their sexuality, then I’ll be damned if I’m not gonna shove it in your face if I want to.” - Olly Alexander
masturbatewithacheesegrater: Do you ever get those moments where youre like OMG IM GONNA BE PRETTY IM GONNA BUY REALLY NICE MAKE UP AND DO MY HAIR NICE EVERYDAY AND WEAR CUTE CLOTHES STARTING TOMRROW IM GONNA DO IT and then the next morning u just roll
iowantstobattle: “S-so, I just heard the funniest story! It went like - it uh - I was gonna go put these flowers on your - get this - on your grave! Haha, right? But then you were actually, uh, you were actually alive! Isn’t that just hilarious?
blueandbusted:Sadistic Demoness Party“Surprise, honey! We’re gonna have a REALLY fun weekend. For the next 48 hours, if you aren’t getting kicked in the balls and you aren’t servicing a pussy with your tongue, then one of us will
500fairytales: Today thanks to the men in my city I found out I have SHAPESHIFTING POWERS. Get this: I’m hot with a nice ass Until I ignore your cat calls Then I’m a fat, ugly bitch. LIKE MAGIC I’M GONNA BE A TROUT NEXT
How bitches get treated when they hook up with the random black guy at the bar, you think it’s just gonna be sex and then next thing you know it him telling you to eat his ass or he will send your naked pics to your sons friends
kawaiite-mage: wittysquiddy: sirobvious: I wish today’s 1% had as much style as the nobility of the Middle Ages. If you’re not gonna fly your household’s banner and get into fights with other 1% then what’s the money for? Today’s 1%, trying
l1ttle1ne: Training. That’s what you need. We have 2 hours. You gonna do this for most of this time and then I’ll take your loose throat.if you get away from the cock one more time I have to slap you again. Back on the cock slut.
alder-berry: skellydun: do u ever look forward to a nap so badly like this nap is the highlight of your day you’re gonna nap so hard it’s ridiculous and then you can’t get to sleep.
Do you ever get those moments where youre like OMG IM GONNA BE PRETTY IM GONNA BUY REALLY NICE MAKE UP AND DO MY HAIR NICE EVERYDAY AND WEAR CUTE CLOTHES STARTING TOMRROW IM GONNA DO IT and then the next morning u just roll out of bed and put on the
skhole2use: OK kid, I won the toss, I get to pop your fag cherry and then the rest of ‘em are gonna destroy your fuckin hole…you’re our pussy bitch until your release date faggot!
brbjellyfishing: surprisebitch: when he says he’s just gonna dry hump you and stroke it on your butt cause he didn’t bring rubber but then you feel him shove it in you and he starts thrusting and you cant get him off because you love the feeling
destroywhiteboys: “Welcome to the Nigger Breeding Center, bitch. I can see why they sent you here. I’m lovin’ that big bubble butt, boy. First we’ll get a slave collar around that worthless white neck of yours…then I’m gonna take you in the
bryanchoppertagteam: magicalmanhattanproject: if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o
skhole2use: Oh faggot…don’t make me laugh - you don’t get to put my cock in your mouth…fuck I don’t want fag germs on it…no I"m gonna cock slap your face until I cum and then send you back out on the streets still wearing your prize!!
magicalmanhattanproject: if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest
bryanchoppertagteam:magicalmanhattanproject: if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug,
