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One of the hottest robot videos of all time! I should be the one in that lady’s shoes! Why not me? Just pure robotic gold! Watch it and try not to be hard or aroused at the end of it.
bambybyte: When one is heart-struggling, in a Jane Austen rapture, missing to be in love or something like that… it’s always good to remember
That is really nice would love to have or see a big cock like that fucking my asspussy or my wife’s pussy. beautifulanal: Long one dissapearing
And so suddenly small boobs. A lot of people asked about this….honestly I can’t begin to even. They’re just like that. I’m not on HRT or anything, dressing is just a little kinky thing I do. I used to be super self conscious about
thats-fuckinhot: Sexy and VERY explicit. Anyone up for this one? What’s the verdict here? Real or fake? That cock is morphin like a dragonball z villain.
I feel like every one of my friends has someone they like better than me. That's okay, I guess, that's life. But just once, I'd like to be someone's number one. Maybe I shut people out. Maybe I'm too needy or too emotional or too hyper. I honestly don't
That moment when you realize your actual brother is a lot like Sans so that makes you…
mintyfreshkid2: I’m so mad cuz I’ve asked 40 different listings for housing and either they didn’t respond, already sold it, don’t accept “transgenders”, want sexual favors in turn for rent, are too expensive, or like this one bitch that
one-red-sock:Chubby Dean, outgrowing his bed. Like, really chubby. Chubby². Who needs a body pillow when you ARE one?
I honestly smirked at it initially too. Truthfully, I am still somewhat amused by it. Like I said, I have been expecting an anon (no one ever seems to say or ask things like that off of anon) to ask a question or make a comment like that for a long time.
I unironically love how I always lose just a few followers when I become slightly more active cause it’s like, “Ahhhhh you must have followed for something vanilla as fuck, oh dear.”
jerkidiot: wlovepierce: jerkidiot: sonnyforpresident: jerkidiot: jerkidiot: IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT REBELLION AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
gobblechopstv: Hey, Bart! Summer’s almost here. Which kind of sprinkler do you like? The one that goes like this? Or the one that goes like this? Oh, and there’s this one!
bee-hole: Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??”
Oh, uh, one more thing before I disappear… have there been any Armin/Eren doujins popping up? Esp ones that have been scanlated? I feel like this is within risk-k’s realm of knowledge… Now I’ll slink away forever I’m
shiguresoenstyle:if you thought i was even remotely serious in calling t2 “bicycle sanuso” i am sorry to say that you aRE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT(yES this is the one piece x yowapeda joke that nobody asked for)
vajoochie: IM TRYIGN TO FIND A PAGE ON THIS PERSON’S BLOG THAT SAYS ITS A JOKE BUT I CANT FIND ONE LIKE I DONT WANT TO BE MEAN BUT IS THIS REAL DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS????????? WHAT
like a handgrenade
imstuckinarut-astrology: Having a stellium of planets (or more than one) in a house means that it will most likely be a focal point throughout your life, whether one that seems abundant with benefic planets or challenging with malefic ones. Though we
mufasamonsta: tahthetrickster: i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE “THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
edward elric: short king or manlet?
nutellaslave: blank: If you want cute names for your partner just use ones on candles they’re so beautiful like pumpkin spice or Passion flower or midnight rose or vanilla bean
molebucks: lovely-dna: molebucks: treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every
I don’t get when people say stuff like “Game of Thrones is better than The Walking Dead”, or vice versa. It doesn’t make sense to me. They’re not the same kind of show. One is a post-apocalyptic zombie horror/drama the other
Or, you can link your mind with the energy of all existing matter, channeling the collective power of the universe through your gem… At least, that’s my way of doin’ it
I need to get something like a spinner ring or fidget toy (like a necklace or something attached to my wrist). I’ve always kind of wanted one, because I fidget a lot so the idea of having something expressly for that is appealing, but lately its seeming
one thing LiveJournal (and DA) has over Tumblr is that you can add moods as a footnote on posts. So you could have a whole post talking about how cute puppies are and then its like “Mood: Angry” or “Mood: Having an existential crisis”. Like
(via sanamivera) This looks like that one road. I think it may be in Adelanto or something, but I know it does this exactly what’s on this picture. It’s actually quite entertaining if you don’t get motion sickness xD
that-one-animator: Making a reference, or quoting Disney, and then waiting for people to get it like,
like six people i’m following have changed their icons and i’m just sitting here laughing because i’ve had this same one for probably a year or two and the only time i’ve changed it was to add a flower crown/recolour said flower
I was just watching some random episodes of Gintama again and I thought; there is not a single character in Gintama that I hate or even don’t like. I even like the ones that appear only in one or two episodes. Hell I even like that Katoken-samba
Debating on if i should do one of those about me / faq posts that explains all the content i make and whatnot..
One of my favourite local pizza places burnt down this morning
foundherselfs: u know when u seach a word or phrase in your blog and u KNOW u have made multiple posts w that word or phrase but tumblr hits u w that error message that’s like “oops! don’t see that one lol” like fuck OFF tumblr u are literally
taint3ed: Idk for me I feel like a guy that is honest at the start with his intentions of fucking me are more likely to get my pussy than one that tries to befriend me then get it later. Just saying. Like no one has time for games. You tryna fuck or
That moment when you’re 5 or 6 blocks away from your house, and that one song that you dis-likes starts playing. You change the radio station and your parent says “We’re almost home.” In an annoyed tone. Me no like the song!
abigfatbug: me as a little kid: how come every time a show has an episode with weight gain or stuffing it always ends up one of my favorite episodes???me now: because im absolute chub kink trASH thats why
do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely do i like you or do i like that you like me do I like you or do I like the idea of you do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one are you flirting with me,
shaymitchdaily: “Take that one thing you don’t like about yourself and more often than not that’s the one thing that makes you more special. whether it’s that gap in your teeth, or that mole you never liked, or your skin color.”
asskawa: Ushijima reminds me of those people you have to explain jokes to and then don’t even laugh after. Or the kind who ruin jokes by saying something stupid like “what..that’s impossible, chickens don’t cross roads they live on farms”
zerachin: dumbledorathexplora: trapped-horse: sanjl: “What? Why so?” “My intuition… rather, I can say it’s too troublesome. Or should I say I don’t want to return to a word like that again…” WHAT MOVIE IS THIS?? The movie is
One of Superman’s (formally known as Mountain Man) German Shepards is dying from heart worm (or something like that) and he’s been having a hard time about it. I wish I could be there to give him a hug. 😞
whoreofotogakure: Friendly reminder that even if you only do one cam show, or release one porno, or anything like that, it’s out there forever.Friendly reminder that if you’re 18 years old and you have a future in a career that won’t be okay finding
phlayva:The law of attraction is so real. I swear, once you establish yourself as powerful, or strong, or independent, or business minded, people like you will flock your way out of nowhere. And it’s just the universe reminding you that when you can
alice-is-wet: Taking a gif of my own self squirting has got to be the most FRUSTRATING THING EVER! I’m so worked up I can’t seem to time it right! I keep getting more like that one I posted, where I’m just starting or I end up catching the tail
So, I've got quite a few 1D posters & magazine clippings that I'm never gonna use/put on my wall so if I do a giveaway would anyone be interested? Like/reblog this so I know whether its worth doing it or not :)
byeeveryoenboopbedoop-deactivat: Remember that one time when Paris admitted to a crush on Jared and attempted to flirt and he acted like a gentlemen and kept his eyes on her face the whole time?
one thing that sucks though since i’m not in the hospital for my Sickle Cell, which is something that I can’t help (like when I get pain), and it’s for something new my dad hasn’t been very kind or supportive of me, every time
sometimes it really scares me knowing i only have like 2-3 friends because i fear that something would happen like us drifting apart or having a fight or them not liking me anymore and that would just leave me completely alone
Seriously having the hardest time finding a diaper bag I like. I do nottt want to carry around a giant, purse-like thing with baby animals on it, or that’s brown and pink plaid, OR that is bigger than me! I’ve found one I like that’s
mcrspookedmywife: twerkyburgers: would you rather attend the wedding of your otp or get a copy of their sex tape? omg this is like that one where you can see the guy filming this, and this is what hes filming wow
That new DC animated movie for the Suicide Squad. Not bad.Knew it was part of the animated movie universe canon but I didn’t see one part coming or at least expect it to be specifically that.
I’m at the CalArts showcase right now and one person did a live interaction with their film and it was so fucking cool?? Really creative AND hilarious gosh
Weblena Day 8: Music/Dance!I headcanon that Lena can play the guitar and was probably like, part of a small grungy teenage garage band or something at one point and can like, do some real cool music MAGIC, so here’s them havin’ a lil music date back
One of the best feelings is when someone reblogs your art, and they don’t even watch the show or don’t know anything about the character, but they still reblog it because they liked it so much anyway ;A;
anyway I’m p sure others have noticed too but Karkat and Terezi don’t even have one single chat together planned (yet?) and that’s like??almost as if the plot doesn’t want them to interact anymore or even to be friends, that’s strange to say
one of the team galactic commanders made a sarcastic remark suggesting that lucas and i(dawn) were a couple do i look like i date nerds
its time to learn something today kids i believe you should draw more than one pairing my dear dashingderpcream~ like the many thousands of idiots that also draw monoshit or checkmerp or whatever they are called man like damn update that drawing style
dashingicecream: we all know by now that i am trash ok they’re at a random inn or maybe visiting taiyang’s house?? rud e (inspiration/reference from this comic!)
do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely do i like you or do i like that you like me do I like you or do I like the idea of you do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one
