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“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.”
“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.”
“You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s cadavers.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“Wanna see my secret tattoo?”
“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”
Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate), Tumblr! Here is the source for the “missile toe” image.
Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!
“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”
“My mind palace can’t even contain how much I think about you.”
“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based on a suggestion by amylemoymoy.
“I’d love your mind even if it wasn’t a palace.”
Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is… immortal ;)
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.â€
“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next door… I won’t be speedy.â€Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.â€
“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.â€
“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.â€
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“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.â€
“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’ your hole with my cock.â€
“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.â€
“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I bet you won’t.â€
“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved cases.â€
“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing I have that’s ribbed.â€
“Wanna come to my Mori-party?â€
“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds clues.â€
“Sherlock can survive without food easier than I can survive without you.â€
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.â€
“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?â€
“I put the D in Adler.â€Submitted by estrangedgearbox.
“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put my lips around you.â€
“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want me to be.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.â€
“The game is on. Will you be my player 2?â€
“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.â€
“I must be 221b’s wallpaper, because you’re making me smile.â€
“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps experiments in it. Shall I take you out to dinner instead?â€
“I’m not your housekeeper, but I’ll gladly be your housewife.â€
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver, but your heart is pure gold.â€
“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of you, I’d be Scotland Yard without Sherlock.â€
“I could deduce everything about you, but I’d much rather you tell me about yourself.â€
“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.â€
“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.â€
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger to spice up my life.â€
“Will you be the experiment to my Sherlock? I want to do you in the kitchen.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you inside of me.â€
“If I was Speedy’s Cafe, I would let you eat me out any time on the house.â€Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.
“If you were Sherlock’s veins, I would be cocaine just so I could get inside of you.â€
“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake your mind pal-ass.â€
“Are you my fridge? Because I want to stick my body parts in you.â€
“I usually make clients sit in The Chair, but you can sit on my face if you’d prefer.”