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It had only been two days since I had sworn off my little brother’s cock. Two days. I think I knew in the back of my mind that it wasn’t going to hold, but I was expecting at least a month, not two days.

experienceisbest: The Flight Attendant Life as a young flight attendant was not what she expected. Those long layovers in foreign cities staying in hotels meant she had to find interesting things to do. She was lucky that the aircraftâ€™s Captain took

onthekneesnow: If you want to avoid someone feeling jealous and left out, having an idea of positions that are doable when you are in a threesome is a big plus. Not the threesome he was expecting I guess :D

crimson-leaves-sensei: pumpkin-king-evan: Out of all the things that I expected to happen, Bart Simpson making a cameo appearance in a manga was not one of those things. what’s really freaking me out though, is how he looks just like bart

ilovepornextreme: When she was hired in the strip club she did not expect this. It’s 9pm and the club is about to open. Bachelor’s party night. She is part of the setup. The guys paid good money for this. She is afraid and knows that for the next

bustysister: It had only been two days since I had sworn off my little brother’s cock. Two days. I think I knew in the back of my mind that it wasn’t going to hold, but I was expecting at least a month, not two days.

dagalush-skammal: “…he never expected that the boy he had his looks on was planning exactly that, and were not a boy at all, but an incubus in disguise… the utter and complete domination of his mind and the desecration of his church were soon

In an effort to keep myself sane I decided to watch some LPS, believing it would place some of the stress of reality aside for just a moment. It’s… surprisingly not that bad, not that I was expecting it to be but I didn’t have high hopes either.

pomp-adourable: longlivethetribbles: itsvondell: otterwatt: rats808: a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground I WAS EXPECTING A SMALL SNAKE THAT IS NOT A SMALL SNAKE ohh my god I CHOKED

cuckoldselection: When your wife told you that she was having some work done in the bathroom this was not what you had expected.

hotwifelana: When I got home from shopping I was shocked to find my hubby and some of his friends already drunk before dinnertime. I didn’t expect him to be home at all and certainly not drunk like that. Even in the daytime and in my regular clothes

kuroodod: With Pride in the mood, things quickly get more rough for Sam. His knot going in and out of her was certainly a step up from what he expected. Not that he’s complaining. Pinned beneath a famous cover girl whom he’s infatuated with is like

I’m not mad or anything since it was something CN did and not an outside leak so I can’t expect people to know I don’t want to know about it, but please stop telling me about that promo CN aired (specifially, please stop telling me what is in the

awww man, that episode was hilarious and adorable! It was such a nice, light, fun episode and I enjoyed it so much (and I’m so happy the Gems showed up in it ‘cause I was totally expecting it to not have them at all)man, like, Ronaldo was hilarious

blackeyescollector: painslutlois: Poor boobs! Well that was an interesting weekend, as expected I hated wearing my chastity belt all weekend but Saturday night was great fun, my breasts are bruised all over, much worse than in the picture above. Not

reversequalia: One Week of Arc V, Round 2 Day Two: Well That Happened ➥Michio Mokota To be honest, everyone I like is someone I thought I was going to like from the start. So in this case it’s more “holy crap, I did not expect to like him this

cara-okami: I was really surprised by those creatures, because I had not expected them or something like that at all. Also, the second instantly reminded me of the Sphinx that is located in Egypt. I only thought of it like some kind of reference and

infinitespaceking:When I saw TOG the first time, and I watched the train scene, I knew from the bottom of my heart, that I would become a loving-kinda-obsessed mess for this two beautiful souls. What I did not expected, was to fall in love with the whole

matt-delancy: He followed behind her, not entire sure what to expect out of that situation. He took a look around her place as he walked. It seemed like a nice one, or, at the very least, it was definitely nicer than his. He glanced upon her suitcase

so-youwanttobeawizard: The shiba inu I wanted to adopt is not longer listed. That was sorta to be expected though. I can’t really adopt a dog until I actually have a house with friends. At least hopefully he’s happy in a permanent home.

slave-traders: Susan had been expecting a delivery of a large package today. Needless to say when her door bell rang and she saw that it was a delivery man, she opened the door and let him in. What she did not know was he was not delivering anything.

mrwakuhyp: ryu-toranami: When the tall and busty executive had informed me that I was expected to fight in a Collective-sponsored mixed wrestling event tonight, with this mysterious Tifa girl scheduled as my opponent, I knew that I was not allowed to

prettypennytraining: I hope he gets back soon. He took the only key with him, and I don’t know how he expects me to eat lunch like this. I’m certainly not going to eat from that bowl on the kitchen floor in front of the camera. It was bad enough

yummum109: You told him no, it was wrong and disgusting. It was a one time deal that would NEVER happen again and shouldnt have happened in the first place. Whether he liked it or not you were his Mother and not his toy. You expected him to sulk or take

space-queer: al3cthegr8: liamdryden: itsvondell: otterwatt: rats808: a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground I WAS EXPECTING A SMALL SNAKE THAT IS NOT A SMALL SNAKE ohh my god jesus

avengersonna: whatbigotspost: So I was on Facebook and I saw this picture and looked at the comments (I know, why in the world would I do that) but wow.. I did not expect to see pages of positivity and people sticking up for this woman. (I have a lot

itsvondell: otterwatt: rats808: a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground I WAS EXPECTING A SMALL SNAKE THAT IS NOT A SMALL SNAKE ohh my god

melaninmedicine: atlbobbyc: deznaomi: revyspite: imsoshive: This video is so wild. Wow. wuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttt I was guessing that the secret admirer was gonna be a guy, this is not the twist I was expecting I noticed ol girl in most of the shots,

melaninmedicine: atlbobbyc: deznaomi: revyspite: imsoshive: This video is so wild. Wow. wuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttt I was guessing that the secret admirer was gonna be a guy, this is not the twist I was expecting I noticed ol girl in most of the shots,

akimojo: hot take: kh3 is actually a great game and was mainly just ruined by the long wait, the hype from not only fans, but also others who became interested in the game, and the extremely high expectations that were forced upon it because of that

danieljlayton: kaslytherine: giraffesuits: itsvondell: otterwatt: rats808: a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground I WAS EXPECTING A SMALL SNAKE THAT IS NOT A SMALL SNAKE ohh my god

theruleset: Given the gravity of her mistake that day, I had to question Moxie’s intelligence. How dumb of a cunt could she be, to be as late as she was, and not expect dire consequences? I insisted on getting her aquainted with books in some shape

embodyconsent: So apparently people have been interpreting this picture in a different way than what I expected. The original intent of this picture was to say that someone’s arousal (In this case a male bodied person) does not mean that they have

milesjai: otterwatt: rats808: a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground I WAS EXPECTING A SMALL SNAKE THAT IS NOT A SMALL SNAKE WHAT THE FUCK Omg! Hahahahaha

saidtheboytothegirl: Photo: RYAN (HEAD-BUTT), 1999 “That’s not my blood. I was making out with my main squeeze on a stoop in the East Village and some macho jock dickhead walked by and called us fags. I don’t think he expected me to get up in his

ilovepornextreme: When she was hired in the strip club she did not expect this. It’s 9pm and the club is about to open. Bachelor’s party night. She is part of the setup. The guys paid good money for this. She is afraid and knows that for the next

gqfashion: Michael Phelps for Louis Vuitton (For Real This Time) So that whole Michael Phelps for Louis Vuitton hoopla earlier in the week turned out not to be true. Expect that it kind of was.

“Okay, you can look now,” said Mr. Crude.Sabrina uncovered her eyes not knowing what to expect. What she saw was unusual, to say the least.“What in the world is that, old man?” she asked, trying not to laugh at the little Santa suit on his cock.“Ho-ho-ho!

boysinbarrettes: “That’s not my blood. I was making out with my main squeeze on a stoop in the East Village and some macho jock dickhead walked by and called us fags. I don’t think he expected me to get up in his face. We scrapped a bit and then

avengersonna: whatbigotspost: So I was on Facebook and I saw this picture and looked at the comments (I know, why in the world would I do that) but wow.. I did not expect to see pages of positivity and people sticking up for this woman. (I have a lot

grindmycorpse: Whether this was expected or not, sorry. I have to admit that this is my absolute favorite band, and this is my favorite album. Thank you :3 This album is so fucking sick. I remember getting this when it came out back in the day

collegenerdtojock: Was: Dennis (20, Sports Science) Now: Dan (still the same) Dennis over here is not really the type of guy that you expect to be a Sports Science kid. At 5'5", 125 lbs, this kid is the tiniest guy in Sports Science. Who would

bustysister: It had only been two days since I had sworn off my little brother’s cock. Two days. I think I knew in the back of my mind that it wasn’t going to hold, but I was expecting at least a month, not two days.

dollyswitch: mysexploring: She hadn’t expected her roommate to walk in, but did that mean she stopped the vibrator just because he was in the room? No. She decided to turn it into a show. Can you fucking not? Don’t post your shitty fantasies on

yummum109: You told him no, it was wrong and disgusting. It was a one time deal that would NEVER happen again and shouldnt have happened in the first place. Whether he liked it or not you were his Mother and not his toy. You expected him to sulk or take

miritamoku: fortysixthhour: It began…well, it began as you might expect. In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty wet hole full of worms and oozy smells. This was a hobbit hole. And that means good food, a warm hearth, and

icardicant: otterwatt: rats808: a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground I WAS EXPECTING A SMALL SNAKE THAT IS NOT A SMALL SNAKE FUKING HELL

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