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lovemysis-88: good morning little bro, and happy bithday! mom and dad are out until this evening, so we decided to give you our present! and the present is that you can fuck us and you can cum inside.. we’re not kidding you, see? so, dont waste time
Are you fucking kidding me?This is fucking Crazy Lace Agate!Or as Bismuth called her: Ol’ Crazy Lace!WHAT THE FUCK CN?EDIT: Sorry, I was close, but off a smidge. That’s not Crazy Lace. That’s Biggs JasperOl’ Crazy Lace actually appears here My
kaboozey: If you’re not 18 you really shouldn’t be following my blog. I’m only saying that because I’ve come to notice a few of whom I think are teenyboppers who are following my blog. Like fucking kids. Get out of here you runts
Are you fucking kidding me, so its ok if it happnes to babies? i guess you would be ok with people slapping babies? hey! they wont remember it after all, right?I gueesed you where circumsized even before reading it, that extra is not an extra, they took
When your bias has his hair fucking pushed back with a new hair color that makes him look like a sex god and you love it so much and you are not even kidding because he looks so glorious that you hate him for doing this to you and you have no idea how
rebelliousrebe: thedarkerbrother89: escapedosmil: NO YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING PUT THIS INTO MY LIFE LIKE ITS SOME KIND OF GAME OR SOMETHING.ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL ALBERT EINSTEIN SHIT AND YOU JUST THREW IT INTO MY LIFE
sturmtruppen: sunflowers-in-her-eyes: busridavip: sassypriest69: Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. This makes me want I fucking VOMIT BLOOD. Not only is this cis gendered little shit trying to wrangle some poor woman into the essential male dominated
frickfrackitschloe: broadstripes-and-brightstars: goddessoframdomness: preachthepowerchord: nikktheconqueerer: are you fucking kidding me apparently america is not readygive us a gay princess anyway not just a gay princess, a gay everything, give
shacklefunk: yknow theres a lot of pressure to be successful, particularly on artsy kids whose professions are seen as useless unless theyre famous, but life is fucking hard and sometimes things dont turn out but i think thats not bad. my dad has wanted
“Hey, that Castlevania II game is pretty popular. You think kids want to play that? You think if we turned Link into a Belmont people would play this shit?” No, no we did not want to play that. We absolutely did not nintendo. Why would you
runningclevergirl: escapedosmil: NO YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING PUT THIS INTO MY LIFE LIKE ITS SOME KIND OF GAME OR SOMETHING.ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL ALBERT EINSTEIN SHIT AND YOU JUST THREW IT INTO MY LIFE LIKE A BAG OF LEAVES
jezebelstrike: gunsandwwands: noyka: whiteybjonez: penis-hunger-games: IM UPSET. SO my blog was flagged NSFW? Are you fucking kidding? Stupid fucking yahoo and their family friendly shit fuck that. I can’t change it. I’m not even a porn blog
ameriqan: how insecure in your religion do you have to be that you won’t even let your kid learn basic history about other religions for a history class??? I bet she has the let me speak to the manager haircut
*pokes her fingers together* So… Uhm… I don’t know if you people know, but the thing that has been pestering me for years now (yes, years, literally, I’m not even kidding here) was finally solved today. I’m not sure how
lettheeoceantakemee: xompeii: I swear to god if one more person says I’m not thinking clearly when I say i want to adopt a kid rather than birth my own, I will rip their spines out. I was adopted you idiotic fuck. If I hadn’t been, I would have
arra-tech: askhero361: 4gifs: Roommate revenge prank What the fuck?! are you fucking kidding me they flamethrowered his face but…how…how did his face not stay on fire?! WAT?! Because it’s butane propellant that’s burning. This is like passing
technicallyatomiclight: ancanope: marble-falls:adultreborn:im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever takenit’s a cold and it’s a broken waluigi have you fucking seen this oh for fuck sake im out
yama-z-aki: but rin when he does the eyebrow thing the best part is he’s had this habit since he was a little kid like what a nerd
shock777archive:libertarirynn-deactivated202006:Watching this to the end fucking obliterated me. You will not guess what company this commercial is for in a billion years. I promise.ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
odinsblog:LOL, no. I am not the bigger person. He has done some fiendishly evil shit. I hope he dies. Soon and painfully. And no, I am not “becoming the thing I hate” nor am I “being just as bad as him” … are you fucking kidding me?? At a minimum,
cosmic-noir: opinion8d: kokoona: I fucking hate this country and our legal system If you’re not outraged, you’re not paying attention ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
umithinkyes: lets not forget about this Cole dude hes going to come in spraying holy water and screaming latin at Dean and Deans just going to be like “…yeah…so…not a demon anymore” and cole will just be like “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
devilsden66: acecakes: blackzodiacqueen: nightfurmoon: damo-draws: skithepengi6: crixge: Oh god ALAN–?!?! Not my art but I HAD to reblog…. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME O MH MY GOD ALANIM FUCKING WHEEZING SO HARD I SPIT MY CEREAL I HAD TO
sodapopsquid: IN-CASE YOU NEEDED PROOF. THAT GAMING JOURNALISTS DO NOT PLAY OR CARE FOR VIDEO GAMES. I MEAN YOU COULD HAVE FUCKING GOGGLED THIS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. I COULD DO A BETTER JOB
eren-is-not-a-homo: fufi-nana: crowsing: meowweed: LEVI TEA. FUCKING LEVI TEA. LEVI MILK TEA. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME MMM TASTES LIKE A FUCKING KNEE TO THE FACE OH MY GOD
socially-awkward-platypus: ccumberbitched: evenifitisagainstslytherin: black-dawg: hurtlamb: Matthew Cornell are you kidding me ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’m glad I’m not the only one that has these kinds of reactions to absurdly beautiful
scraynes: jespresso: kumagawa: askgoryfangtell: thedukeoflions: can’t believe schools want kids to focus on “learning”???!!! that’s so fucked up tbh You’re on tumblr.In case you haven’t noticed, you are the intellectually elite. You
I guess really only girls will understand why I'm pissed about this...
ravengettingfit-ohshit: No one stood up for her?…ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???!!! Since when did being a DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEING go out of the window!!?? I honestly cannot see how someone can just sit there and let that go on and not speak up!!!
teethmeatmen:teethmeatmen:theyre literally just selling squares of colors as nfts now lmaoim not fucking kidding
ofdarklands: busridavip: sassypriest69: Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. This makes me want I fucking VOMIT BLOOD. Not only is this cis gendered little shit trying to wrangle some poor woman into the essential male dominated enslavement otherwise known
xxii-mmxi: corruptress: peaceandfetish: follow me! These aren’t your pictures, they are xxii-mmxi’s. Stop reposting. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME EVERYONE GO BLOCK THIS PERSON RIGHT NOW I WILL NOT HAVE ANY MY PHOTOS STOLEN FROM ME ANYMORE FUCK
holidaysex: Reaching for his cock is a dead give away that you have crossed the line from “should I” to “I must have”. You are so hot and worked up, you really have no choice. Ring or not, I’m getting fucked.
domnator2:As if this helps. Still, here goes: Thank you to my 20,000 followers, but if you are not 18, come on, kid, beat it. No, not like that. Scram. Get lost. Fuck off. Whatever you understand, just stop following me. There. You happy, tumblr?
alaskaishiding: fuckingintrees: “they shouldn’t have let themselves get abducted in the first place.” ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? This girl man, shut the fuck up you ignorant bitch. You are a dumb ass. “Not my problem.”
do-this-to-me-please: my ample rear, not quite scarlett johnansson in lost in translation, not pretty but hey, theres still time x Not pretty??? Are you fucking kidding me? You look absolutely delicious and those panties are too cute! Thanks for
thesaera: book-of-flights: dizzytea: Beautiful Libraries → Neil Gaiman’s Personal Library (The Basement, Neil Gaiman’s Home) Take the 3D tour here. I basically SCREAMED. Not a word of lie. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME NOW nope not real
nokturnal: ghanaian-princess: weloveblackgirls: for all the white people wondering why you should not say nigga . watch this video and shut the fuck up :) This video is everything I wish I could say this all to the fucking white suburban kids who
Ladies, just because you meet someone that's a lesbian or bisexual, it does not mean they want to fuck you and are going to fall in love with you. Lesbians and bisexuals aren't whores who would fuck any female. And guys, calm down, just because he's a
leah617: technicallyatomiclight: ancanope: marble-falls:adultreborn:im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever takenit’s a cold and it’s a broken waluigi have you fucking seen this oh for fuck sake im out I watched the
imahnick: i-said-dont-look: a-shadow-lurker: desperate-to-connect: civilexecutioner: dragonslayer47: or click HERE! His voice is fucking awesome dat voice tho»» Wow you were not fucking kidding…,what the? i clicked on it thinking troll video
atane: Real NY Times headline - “Should Immigrants Have Human Rights?” Are you fucking kidding me??? Being an immigrant makes a human not human??? Therefore not deserving of human rights???? Are you serious????
dopest-ethiopian: mathieu-sixx: gay-of-demonic-charm: lesbianslovepenguins: forebidden: are you fucking kidding me do you know how long i stared at this gif for Oh…….. fuck Damn you fractals. I can’t not look
spoilers sorry not sorry for what follows ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THEY LET MABY JUDITH GET EATEN BY WALKERS INDTEAD OF JUST SHOT JESUS THE OPTIONS FOR THE DEATHS ONLY GOT WORSSE HOLY SHIT SHE GOT EATEN BY FUCKING WALKERS!!!!!!!QNE H435FH45L HOWW3
tedx: tedx: “The goal is not to turn kids into your kind of adult, but rather, better adults than you have been. Progress happens because new generations grow and develop and become better than the previous ones.” From Adora Svitak’s talk
lovemysis-88:good morning little bro, and happy bithday! mom and dad are out until this evening, so we decided to give you our present! and the present is that you can fuck us and you can cum inside.. we’re not kidding you, see? so, dont waste time
njborn95: datsunsanddeadlifts: hakosukajapan: datsunsanddeadlifts: hakosukajapan: a ‘looks’ part of me is like ‘wow this looks kind of nice’ then the other part is screaming ‘ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THIS BETTER NOT BE A FUCKING GTR.
TUMBLR SUSPENDS BLOGS FOR HOARDING URLS BUT NOT FOR HARASSING PEOPLE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU IDIOT staff MEMBERS FUCK YOU
1143goodz: im a really bad kid and your mom doesn't like you hanging around me you keep telling her he is not that bad and would do nothing to hurt me so one day you come home from work YOUR MOM: does this hurt you you fucking loser mmm yea keep
Holy fucking shit if people without kids could stop preaching to me about public breastfeeding it’d be great. I’m well aware it’s a natural thing, but I’m not fucking for it and I won’t do it. It’s private, and breastfeeding is a tender moment
h00neybee-skinny: Okay, but listen.You’re going to look so. Fucking. Good. When you get to your UGW. I’m not even kidding. You’re gonna look like a fucking model, I swear. And I know it’s hard to wait, and it’s hard to see the scale change
exhibitexpress: Fuck…you’re not kidding when you say you have talent with sucking cock…
evahamsterqueen: romakoto: How are you two not dating yet? the bubbles are fucKING HEART-SHAPED, are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?
baelor: whatimpropriety: afriendtosell: donttryit: Agsjdiiebdiapsjsj!!!! I dislike how whitewashed Bumi and Kya look. They’re supposed to be pretty fucking dark. glad i’m not the only one who noticed how two brownskinned characters turned the
gunsandwwands: noyka: whiteybjonez: penis-hunger-games: IM UPSET. SO my blog was flagged NSFW? Are you fucking kidding? Stupid fucking yahoo and their family friendly shit fuck that. I can’t change it. I’m not even a porn blog I post mad random
aceswhoviansandnerdsohmy: This is why you need to vaccinate your fucking kids. This is not a fucking game.
