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Oh shit, I was looking again. Why was I looking again? She was my older sister and I really didn’t think about her that way, but I’ve always been a boob guy. Has she always been this busty? Why am I only noticing now and why can’t I
cguy93: beardsboysbutts: |Beards|Boys|Butts| What more could you need? Fuck, why am I here? wearing this shit?I’m going to get beat down for being dress like a fag! Maybe I should have tell someone what I’m doing… I mean if something happen
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pushups-n-strokes: turtle2869: pushups-n-strokes: mofeily: Men’s heaven What the fuck bruh lmfaoo Where is this at? And why am I not there? Lol Nigga I said the same shit!!!
housewifeswag: bananasandwich: knuckleheadyo: cafalexis: ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED. lolol I am shitting my pants. hence why i love penguins need one. stat.
bumsrmytning: Oh my god I’ve never had so much cum blasted into my unprotected pussy, you came like a horse .. I hope you weren’t kidding about having had a vasectomy… I Really am not on any form of birth control… Oh shit Why are you smirking?
sometimesiwishiwereabokononist: Can someone fill me in on why Bronies are so hated? Is them shitting on it just watching it and then am I at fault for watching Spirited Away? Or do you explicitly have to be a huge fan and in that case does the same apply
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TT: It sounds like you don’t even know what a red herring is. uu: BuLLSHIT. I AM BASICALLY THE MASTER OF ALL RED HERRINGS. uu: THEY SWIM THROuGH MY VEINS. THIS WAY AND THAT.VRISKA: 8ut English, that guy is as evil as they come. He’s the real
zaynteam: also, i want to apologize to people whose messages were ever ignored by me or took me ages to reply to. i have no excuses, i’m just shit at communicating and a lot of time get stuck in my own head, postpone replying and then either forget
futureshocked294: chewi-on-the: marimojinguuji: brehaaorgana: queerrobbiereyes: rizahmad: Can somebody kill that nazi writer and his editor already, I am done. Zero days since our last goyische Nazi fanboy nonsense!!! okay literally what the
i have to make 3 fucking ads for a huge marketing project and we never even got taught how to fucking use photoshop we were literally just given this expected to know shit and wtf am i gonna do
I do him a fucking favor by looking for the exams so he doesnt get in trouble and instead his love meter shit goes down aslj;daskld
kat-splayground: OH MY
andybierrrrrsack: do you ever do your makeup really really nice and then it hits you like wow I’ll never be able to do that again.
dynastylnoire: tormans-space: wulferine: changing the date on your paper so your teacher doesn’t think you’re a procrastinator YOU KNOW IT!!!! Guilty
ph-aroz: thekatierodriguez: 05-fubu: 05-fubu: LMFAOOOOOOO I AM REALLY CRYING RN OMG WHY IS THIS SHIT SO CALM How does he get back up with a haircut? OOO DAMN
I’m gonna gripe real quick because I feel like shit and am in a kind of sour mood. Why do so many gainers willingly put on the guise of a pig? Isn’t it enough that assholes on the street will call us that with no prompting? Isn’t it
cooolasssluusshhh: thekatierodriguez: 05-fubu: 05-fubu: LMFAOOOOOOO I AM REALLY CRYING RN OMG WHY IS THIS SHIT SO CALM How does he get back up with a haircut? Where his dreads go?
I’m too goddamn stressed I’m out of money, about halfway through packing my shit up and I’m about to pull my hair out and scream. Things keep going wrong. Why am I like this? Why can’t I do anything right?
ndiecity:weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact:weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact:why does wine taste like shit?i am going to run through the woods naked
fagcrisis:werewolves r superior bc like if u cuddle a vampire cold as shit actually post cancelled. why am i pitting 2 bad bitches against eachother ur vampire gf is wonderfully cool in the summer and ur werewolf gf is very soft to hug. peace and love
Actually, I’m a piece of shit. You don’t actually like me. Why am I even here? God depression sucks. I need help. I don’t want my life
sextion80:why am I still ugly dis shit gettin annoying
anais-none: wordsmatty: wordsmatty: I had to pull her back again. Since the other one is going ape shit, have the follow up set from that session. Oh my, why am I hiding you two in my drafts??? Trying to keep us to yourselves? :)
platypus-in-a-bottle: damianvertigo: blizzarderful: heilos: knucklesjunior-sidekick: The writers are unstoppable!! “ability to think real good” I’m fucking done holy shit. why I am NOT watching this cartoon??? “you perpetual second banana”
acetylene-eyes: Alexander Rodchenko - Angle de Tir (1928) Okay… why am I just now discovering that Rodchenko shot nudes?!?!?? Seriously, why have you all failed to inform me of this?!?!?? Holy shit on a stick. This. IS Marvelous! (Also, certainly an
I don’t know why, but I’ve always loved this exchange. I also love how it’s a simple “I want you” at the end of it. Like “No shit. Why the fuck else am I shaving you in secret?”
There’s this fic writer who had had Morgan beat the shit out of Reid to the point he was hospitalized in two separate fics and both times it was written off as ok because of his abuse/sexual assault. I am just whispering in the wind “Your past doesn’t
spookyspencerreid: sry sry I changed my icon again bc I was taken aback by how pretty caesar looked in this panel omg shit shit………. I’m gay why am I so gay for caesar fuck!
thetalesofbasingse: a-closet-nerd: pencilpaperpassion: legend-of-korra: I bet Zuko made up the no direct fire strikes to the head rule. WHY AM I LAUGHING I. JUST. LOST. MY. SHIT. OMG. I AM CHOKING ON AIR.
dramatiquebleu: by KOOK
probablyahomestuck:klaskysucks:titenoute:zankyger: titenoute: I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english. WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT. BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY oh my god. FUCK NO NEVER AGAIN
i just really want to have my head patted and my hair stroked as i’m told what a good boy i am and that i’m loved and shit i feel so fucking shitty rn can i just die right here wh y do i always fuck up why am i no good at everything i do why can’t
i got a call back from a job I applied to and i’ve done this shit before but why is it so awkward every time why am i so awkward
docgelegentlich: snowybean1234: turntechgoddamnit: toastradamus: pizzaforpresident: WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO TURBO SHIT BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS pants aren’t
dailygames-deactivated20160517: I am the brother of Elia Martell. Do you know why I have come all the way to this stinking shit-pile of a city? For you.
3dsmall: here’s why i am going to need everybody to shut the fuck up about how they think economic inequality is more important than racism. here is why i need fucking occupy wallstreet type white people to stop fucking derailing RACIAL demonstrations.
nirv-asana: letsgolexo: nirv-asana: why they let this clearly nonblack boy say nigga in dope like every two seconds. It bothered my spirit I am not even ten minutes into this movie and I am itchy.
kill-samurai: moisemorancy: People always ask me why I don’t like the police? This is why, because they harass me on a regular basis! They know who I am & what I stand for, so because they have juice they get away with everything they do. I was
squidwurd: official-hyperbole: eccentric-m3: thewifidoesntwork: This is what white people do in their spare time Um….. No fighting… No ass whooping, no one caught those hands? Type shit is this…. Why they laughing I hate white ppl and I am
chasetheseed: Shit. What am I doing? Why am I cruising guys on the beach and having them bareback me? This is the 3rd load I’ve taken today.
So I must fight entropy. Why do I tend towards this? Nature? Why am I constantly having to restart. I’m getting tired of this shit and what it does with my head. I crave time to myself but I squander it and it takes me back instead. I don’t
zaynsgrammys: harrystylesdaily:@zaynmalik: I guess I never explained why I left , it was for this moment to be given the opportunity to show you who i really am! #realmusic #RCA !! good shit👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ
fuckmypriorities: I hate the fact that I sit here lying awake at night wondering why you haven’t called. I hate that I wait for you. Why am I not strong enough to not give a shit?
milkystrawberri: Why am I expected to have my shit together when even the government doesn’t have their shit together
i am mad and sad and i don’t know why. i hate people who disrespect others and talk shit. why do you think i don’t hang out with you anymore -____-“ even your close friends think you’re too judgmental. you suck. stop disrespecting
bustyexpansions: “Oh shit baby!” she moaned. You stare in awe as your wife’s tits begin to absorb the water surrounding her. “Holy shit! My tits are getting so big! Why am I getting to horny! Help me get out of the water before I
fapbender: Just started watching it and holy shit, why oh WHY am I 6 years late to it?
skinks: why can’t feminism be spread like vampirism and zombies and shit like you bite someone and they stop being a misogynistic fucktrumpet
help-mywife:Help; my wife was willing to communicate with me when i needed her and our relationship was stressful and I just really appreciate if
societyfucksusup: I honestly understand why everyone has left me as I’m just the biggest mess ever, and they just find someone better than me and realise how shit I am :) I’m just a piece of sad shit that can never even be happy
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apocalypx: crystxlizes: unfixedly: this is why i feel like shit about myself… actually i am shit x pale x paler than the cullens
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yellowpillowcase: beigency: itsstuckyinmyhead: greythegryphon: masculinityissofragile: YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS. Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?