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whatheballs: This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could. It was up for a fucking year. Holy shit. I can’t stop laughing.

Cringing so hard right now because I remembered the existence of Chobits, FUCK!

I am ready to just fucking give up on everything because I have been sitting in this room for the past 2 hours trying to write a damn speech that I wasn’t even in charge of but everyone in my damn group decided to not do shit and now here I am

zsnes: alexschiesser: artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies. its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing

I need my prescriptions to function, i really do. I’ve tried going it without and this crap is legit. So I looked up health insurance prices for 2017 because no insurance is not an option. Holy fucking shit. Forget cutting Internet, Netflix, and

get ready kids it’s once again time forMOG HAD A MOVE AND/OR JOB CHANGE AND IT FUCKS WITH HER HEALTH INSURANCE…LET’S SEE HOW, OR EVEN IF, SHE CAN FILL THE ADDERALL PRESCRIPTION SHE VERY MUCH NEEDS!!! WITH 24 HOURS AND A BUDGET OF โ, CAN

raffleupagus: kumagawa: had a dream obama and the guy who plays air guitar at the mall were about to fight and obama said “ violence for violence is the rule of beasts “ and i woke up because that was the rawest shit i ever heard I can’t fucking

hentai-ass: This is so fucked up because they’re ruthless killers that actually play with and torture their food before they even eat it but then they do dumb shit like this and you just wanna give it a hug

blue-eyed-skeleton: pixiiebutt: because-blackgirls-duh: linrenzo: onlyblackgirl: efecte: sagaltesfaye: onlyblackgirl: I love my First Lady Can you please tell her to tell her husband to stop killing muslims? Thanks literally all she does is

wyodakyells:He makes good points. I just think he is very bad at debate. Jontron is a great guy, he doesn’t deserve the shit he’s getting. Fuck all the damned SJW’s assailing him for trying to bring up good points, just because debate isn’t his

savarend replied to your post: Modern AU in which Fili and Kili are living in nyc… “my inspiration? uhhh” SHIT KILI DON’T FUCK THIS UP DON’T SAY YOUR BROTHER DON’T DO IT “my uh b…boyfriend? y-yeah” It becomes a big to do because

rexzayn: Part of me hopes Kylo Ren doesn’t get redeemed. He’s like Darth Vader. Both murdered people they loved in cold blood for no actual reason and yeah, Anakin ends up showing he had light in him but everyone still sees him as the villain he

afrodeitys:if we’re being honest nd tumblr’s anti recovery attitude is part of what delayed my mental growth and path towards getting better for so long. i got wrapped up in the idea that if i’m not constantly suffering then i’m not really mentally

raffleupagus: kumagawa: had a dream obama and the guy who plays air guitar at the mall were about to fight and obama said “ violence for violence is the rule of beasts “ and i woke up because that was the rawest shit i ever heard I can’t fucking

myheartofgoldturnedplatinum: alwaysyourbaby: desert-revolution: I firmly believe that the reason many Slytherins were easily convinced to join Voldemort was because they were treated like shit by the rest of the houses while they were growing up.

ghirahim: techno4tomcats: People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer No seriously #i’m never gonna be able to look at one of these without laughing #because fisk is the banana daddy im gonna throw up im laughing so hard fuck

this-too-too-sullied-flesh: kristoffbjorgman: hashadenoughpoptarts: Step aside Jelsa There’s a new Disney/Dreamworks crossover ship in town can their ship name be Harming because they’re both colossal asshats who fuck everyone’s shit up and

lucylovesthellamas: basednigel: 466k: When I’m on my period oh my god dude girls are fucked up HOLY SHIT 1000% ACCURATE

pikminchick:phantom-ofthe-troyler: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER AND HARDER AND HARDER AND

horror-movie-confessions: “I’m not one to get scared of movies often, but the Strangers fucks me up. I don’t buy the whole “inspired by true events” shit. But the fact that there are people out there capable of that murdering people just because

do-you-have-a-flag: i’m sorry but also not because it was way too annoying trying to brighten up this scene to be visually comprehensible anyway this is basically the entire show

chocho-akimichi: sinepanigav: chocho-akimichi: Whites truly are disgusting how fucking dare you defend them killing that child. Whites really are savage animals because no human can lack that much compassion. Just straight up appalling. It would be

shinykari:madmaudlingoes:bropakpro:touch-my-cuboner: zecretary: zecretary: the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up i hope this post gets popular enough that

morsures-damour: realityislife: 954lgnd:Obeezy fucking snapped And they say he fucking up, nah, yall just wish he did! What pisses me off most about all those ridiculous things that the republicans said in this video, is they said it because they

ithelpstodream: A month ago, when 49 people were slaughtered in a gay club, we were told the blame lay at our feet, because if only everyone were allowed to carry a gun, we’d be safe. Today, after a black man was held down, shot at close range and

raffleupagus: kumagawa: had a dream obama and the guy who plays air guitar at the mall were about to fight and obama said “ violence for violence is the rule of beasts “ and i woke up because that was the rawest shit i ever heard I can’t fucking

immoren: meme-lord-mcgee: arlluk: there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals im going to fly away from this planet goodbye yeah let’s just fuck up the entire ecosystem because

residentgoodgirl: billieholibae: kngshxt: Astrology is the dumbest fucking shit I ever my guy like it really get me hot to even hear people talk about it. I be about to throw up. But why does it bother you? I’m curious because I’ve heard a lot

moonlightoscar: locohost: cartnsncreal: Super disgusting! People are FUCKED UP. It’s racial discrimination to treat someone less polite than someone else would be treated in the same circumstances, because of race. We can’t ignore the case of

kristoffbjorgman: hashadenoughpoptarts: Step aside Jelsa There’s a new Disney/Dreamworks crossover ship in town can their ship name be Harming because they’re both colossal asshats who fuck everyone’s shit up and ruin everything

naughtyornicechekov: prurientmischief: prurientmischief: shit fuck damn i bet it is ok WHY DOES SOMETHING THAT WAS SUBMITTED TO ME HAVE SO MANY NOTES because it’s karl urban making a dick joke like a fucking 12 year old

un-obstructed-views: lavaporeon: wangs-of-freedom: nowyoukno: More Facts. Of course it is. ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPEIN THE 1940’S PORTLAND

snizabelle: theatomicboom: ok you know what scotland where do you get off having all this cool shit and hot people and kilts and stuff because look at these fucking things THESE ARE FAIRY POOLS, YOU CAN FIND THEM IN THE ISLE OF SKYE AND YOU KNOW

haydenrodgers: just-another-calamity: are you fucking kidding me This is the single most hilarious film I’ve ever seen. Literally everything of Batman’s is labelled as bat [name of thing]. When they go into the bat lab I lost my shit because EVERYTHING

castiel-left-his-mark-on-me: I think the cutest shit in the world is that Misha is mouthing the punchline to Jensen’s bad joke right along with him; because he’s probably heard it a billion fucking times. But it doesn’t matter–Jensen just always

thechophouse: NO, NO I JUST WOKE UP MY FUCKING PARENTS BECAUSE OF THIS PICTURE AND THEY STORM IN MY ROOM AND ASK WHAT’S SO GODDAMN FUNNY AND ALL I CAN DO IS POINT AT THE PICTURE AND MY DAD JUST STARTS BURSTING OUT LAUGHING AND WE’RE ALL LAUGHING

rectalragnarock: when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these: you know what that last one is? that’s a fucking turtle if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything can

rexxmarksley: sunaipajo: why the fuck isn’t tumblr going batshit crazy about what’s happening in syria approx. 640 people have died, mostly children, in a nerve gas attack and i don’t see shit about it article, because people need to know about

raffleupagus: kumagawa: had a dream obama and the guy who plays air guitar at the mall were about to fight and obama said “ violence for violence is the rule of beasts “ and i woke up because that was the rawest shit i ever heard I can’t fucking

su-ic-id-al: unhiddenscars: WHEN YOU BITE DOWN ON SOMETHING YOU’RE ACTUALLY BITING UP BECAUSE YOU CAN’T MOVE YOUR TOP JAW this just fucked me over so badly Holy shit brah

“If you can write, you can live” –my friends mother. I think he told her about my home situation, or she senses that shit is fucked up. Because she told me I can stay at their house whenever and that I can use her art studio if I

Today has been a fucked up mess in some ways and in others, just another ordinary day, which is a sad thing to realize. This will hopefully be posted just after midnight tonight because Tumblr is a very numbing and friendly experience such that I hit

unebelledelafoi: ratchetmessreturns: Is this real?? If so spread the word because this is fucked up. NC & their fuck shit.

iwant2makeout: plush-rumps: rectalragnarock: when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these: you know what that last one is? that’s a fucking turtle if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything can

y'all b taking advantage of people n treating em like shit just because u know they have a genuine weak spot for u & that's really fucked up

xekstrin: rectalragnarock: when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these: you know what that last one is? that’s a fucking turtle if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything can huh that one’s

meficrow: >random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city. >don’t know why the guards let him in. >figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over. >Comes back with arrows

queenofotogakure: Despite all the PTSD I’ve suffered and all the triggering shit I have to face every day because of my rape, more than anything, the thing that fucked me up the most was hearing it was my fault I didn’t report it. My fault I didn’t

void-dance: jthenr-comics-vault: 1971 AURORA Builder Kits AD feat. Vampirella I don’t worry about violent video games because when I was a kid I had this - the complete set - and it didn’t fuck me up at all… (Shit. Where did I leave the key

ohmygrey: Because I’m F I F T Y shades of fucked up, Anastasia.

rememeber that time they kicked naturi naughton out because she was dark skinned? shit fucked me up when i was in middle school.

paging-doctorfaggot: team-winchester: rectalragnarock: when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these: you know what that last one is? that’s a fucking turtle if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything

beermosa: y'all b taking advantage of people n treating them like shit just because u know they have a genuine weak spot for u and that’s really fucked up

raffleupagus: kumagawa: had a dream obama and the guy who plays air guitar at the mall were about to fight and obama said “ violence for violence is the rule of beasts “ and i woke up because that was the rawest shit i ever heard I can’t fucking

Liking you is fucking useless. Caring for you, is wasting my time because you don’t care back. Everything I’ve done for you, has gone unappreciated. Putting myself through all the bullshit to make sure YOURE okay and not even worrying about

goldennmami: I swear guys who’ve had beards all they life and then shave the shit off is like looking at the sun like you can’t just look right at it because it kinda fucks you up and you just like damn

wonderleans: #MyLife That’s that fuck shit that females (well, most females) say, but go up and down about how they want and need someone to do this and that for them because its what they deserve. Which in fact is true. Women do deserve t

nickelbackthatassup: don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take

I don’t know why I do it to myself. I got rid of them all for a reason, but I can’t seem to stop myself from checking up on them. I don’t know why, because all it brings me is anger, frustration and just upsets me to the extreme. But

rectalragnarock: when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these: you know what that last one is? that’s a fucking turtle if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything can

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