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A student came up to me today just to say thank you for teaching a class in which she feels comfortable in. CRYING SO MANY TEARS OF JOY INTERNALLY OH MY GOD. I also had an extended discussion with my student from Singapore about sex positivity, age of

What if I just make all my students refer to me by my last name without a Mr./Mrs./Ms./whatever in front of it? Then the polite students shit themselves and go “B-b-but is it… are you… what are you?” And I just glare at them

theinternetisundead: sadandspookyboy: ngl my queer agenda really is to turn all your kids into giant queers But actually, this is donnie’s (not-so-secret) mission as a future teacher Tee hee.

Having enough awards/accolades/whatevers to fill a resume is fun and all until you somehow have to fill it on one page. edit: Also my name is Donna (Donnie) M______ on the header. Because I’m not running away from this bullshit.

blow-rob: we were watching romeo and juliet in class and all of the sudden my teacher just jumped out of her chair and started “censoring” the sex scene

Uh. So. I got my student teaching placement for this coming fall. Which means that this is a thing that’s happening. Uhhhhh. Wow. Here we go?????

My cooperating teacher calls me Donnie. THIS IS IT, EVERYBODY. THESE ARE MY FIRST STEPS BEING NONBINARY IN THE EDUCATION SYSTEM.

Welp, I’m teaching tomorrow morning! I need to get to bed soon. Encouragement and well wishes would be appreciated :>

Things I should probably do before I visit the high school I’m going to be student teaching at: Remove the “No Tony, Tony, Tony NO” pin from my blazer Figure out the last name of my cooperating teacher (his name is Sidney and I keeping

The social studies department I’m student teaching at like to prank each other by means of setting each other’s backgrounds to dogs pooping.

trenchcoats-aka-fuckingcastiel: LOOK AT THE TEACHERS IN MY YEARBOOK

The guy that was supposed to be my cooperating teaching just got promoted to an administrative position. I’m being shuffled to another person, most likely with entirely different courses to teach. Just… why didn’t I kill myself a few

pocky-titan: so i had to give my students a quiz today and since it’s not for official record, i snuck in SNK references (just names, really,) to see if any of them would get it and one of them didn’t disappoint

Day 2 and I’m pretty sure I am setting myself up as the superior Donnie in the social studies department.

rosefyler: today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18

1like1prayer: you know a lot of shit is being talked in the teachers lounge

niknak79: Frustrated professor rips off his shirt in the middle of lecture…

starrysleeper: idioticteen: Back in my day the teachers didn’t have nice laptops, they pulled this shit out and sat it on some unfortunate kids desk MAJOR FLASHBACK

wind-upkate replied to your post “wind-upkate replied to your post “uuuuuuugh the kid that I hate…” honestly I teach some “gang members” and I haven’t had a student I hate. a lot of my kids are super rude but honestly have

I need someone who’s willing to be my mentor in education with regards toward being a nonbinary, queer, poly individual in a system that isn’t really into any of those things. like how do you exist with all of this as a part of you without

ladyweiss liked your post “I think what also pisses me off is I had group members break off from…” you’re lucky you were one of my favorite students in that class

I just applied for a one year position at a school my former english teacher works at. so I messaged him saying heyyyy can you put in the word? and he was super happy to! I would love to get the job. It’s only a year, but it’d be experience

I went to my kids’ musical this weekend and I was SO IMPRESSED! My gosh! It was In the Heights and I was just so proud c: Most of them did set design/lighting and it looked really great. The acting and the vocals were also amazing, which is

whenever I research bergen county schools I remember how little I want to teach in one. So many of the teacher’s bios are like “I ENJOY READING BY THE FIRE AND I LOVE MY KIDS AND I REALLY LOVE THE SUMMER, BECAUSE I GET TO GO DOWN THE SHORE

oh! so more deets about the part-time job: It’s a part-time position, bc I’d only be teaching two classes (full-time teachers teach four classes) which are seventh grade ancient history (still… not sure how to make that work but o

I am so nervous about tomorrow omg I’m a child and I’m supposed to be teaching children and I definitely don’t have enough decorations frick. my mentor is going to take one look at me and go “wait you got hired?”

I went to my boy’s soccer game today! They got absolutely destroyed (apparently they were up against the hardest team in their league), but I got them to crack a smile at the end of the game. A dad went up to me and thanked me for stopping by,

I took on a subbing position tomorrow, because I wanted extra money. …………I’m subbing first graders and fourth graders. Hoooooly shit. I am in over my head.

I did my first sub position today and BOY OH BOY I thought writing fic in the back while the kids watched a movie was a good idea. WRONG. Because as I was writing out ideas for what Joseph could wear for her birthday dinner a kid appeared next to

npr is running an article on ~the secret life of teachers and I’m cracking up, because it’s like what’s yr secret life~*~ and in my head I’m going “uh I write 10,000 word tomes of slow build jjba fic.”

SO MANY KIDS WERE IN EBOLA THEMED COSTUMES IM SO PISSED

I’m grading my quizzes and I have more failing grades, but I also have more As? Is this just the bell curve in action? I’m a baby teacher I can’t tell if I’m fucking up or not.

I think I might have made a friend at work? He’s a sub, but he’s there a lot. He’s super brainweird, too, so we talk about having sensory issues and stuff. We also talked about the finer things in life, like Under Siege 2. He also

today I laced into one of my students for being an ableist fuckwad, but I decided to not engage when I heard a kid call someone a “dildong” in the hall. I pick my battles, ok?

I have to go to bed, because I have professional development tomorrow while my kids sleep in and enjoy a day off >:( grumble, grumble. at least it’s a half day, because I’m a part-time teacher.

so last time I got observed I had a kid start bleeding mid-lesson. this time around I had not one, but two(!!!!) students show up in slings, one of them breaking his collarbone and the other one busting her wrist after slipping on ice yesterday. it also

so I’m pretty sure a social studies teacher I work with accidentally grabbed my witch au notebook when she left the teacher’s lounge yesterday.thankfully, it’s not the end of the world. there’s no nsfw content in the fic and so

the only good thing about this back injury is that my kids are trying to come up with weird theories as to how I’ve gotten the injury.the most popular theory is that I was in an extensive cosplay photoshoot and I threw my back out for a pose.

I spent a solid amount of my rehearsal trying to help a kid say a line in which she’s trying to flirt with another character. so we went over body language and stuff like that to make the line sound more convincing.after rehearsal ended, she jumped

first day of testing!!!!!!!!my test tech was pulled last minute and everyone forgot about meeveryone then realized I was running the test for the first time unattended, so of course ppl came in way late to see what was happeningI left the test taking

ahhh so apparently tomorrow I have to be notified what my contract will be like next year. I’m not terribly worried in terms of having a job, but I don’t know if I’ll be part time or full time.the good news is that the seventh grade is being expanded

theonion: Oh God, Teacher Arranged Desks In Giant Circle

the sweet spanish teacher I share my classroom placed a bet with me that if I get a full time contract I have to get her coffee.the part-time science teacher also wanted in and apparently this is becoming a possible betting pool at my job.

soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper and he decided to start doing a blowjob gesture toward me.needless to say, I told the dean of students and the guidance department. he’s apparently in deep shit, because he avoided an

lord I caught a kid plagiarizing like. I was able to put portions of their essay into google and found them word-for-word. I don’t entirely know what to do, because if I had the energy/didn’t get fucking fired I would make her do it in front of

queensnufkin: thegooftroop: who was that one artist who drew like what felt like every school decoration everand why did they draw the same face face on everythinglike this Someone get in on this, we gotta know

lesfeels: 30 years from now kids in AP US history are gonna have to write a DBQ where one of the documents is the lyrics to “same love”

today on When Bad Things Happen to Good Teachersthe principal wanted to ~warn me about ~hearsay that a parent wants to corner me at open house about ~controversial topics~ discussed in class. which was just an example essay from a national project that

stablamb: freshman: *screaming and laughing* me, with dead eyes: looke….i understand u havent yet lost ur childlike optimism but it is 8 in the fucking mornign

cartnsncreal: That principal looks clean af in them jeans

franksgun: opeo: its all fun and games until you accidentally say “scrappy doo is a dilf” in front of your entire math class

skullduggering: beatonna: We are touring King Baby in some schools and I love the kids do you like hot dogs?

vertigoats: thank-you-mrs-loopner: here it is, the most relatable onion article @transaizawa I’m screaming bc I got tagged in this by you and @hardisonparker

creepygasmaskguy: The teacher is now legally allowed, even obligated in some states to kill you.

It’s spirit week next week and one day is favorite character day and I just can’t tell if going in full cosplay would be an awesome or terrible idea.

devipotato:shoutout to my biology teacher in high school who did the usual speech about how unreliable the internet is as a source and said to “only trust .edu and .org websites because only certain organizations can get them” and when i told her

sunshine-lesbian: synth-bop: yknow that one picture of the whiteboard that says “was jfk a twink?” in large letters and underneath that it says “yes”, “no,” or “twunk” with a bunch of tally marks under “twunk” and way off to the side

hungwy: hungwy: Some1 said I looked like a keebler elf today and showed my teacher and they agreed Don’t know why I said teacher like I’m in middle school cuz theyre my 50 y/o professor who I respect and they fucking called me a keebler elf

deafmic: im sorry but aizawa just going ‘fuck’ after accidentally scaring the shit out of his students will never not be the funniest thing he’s done in canon

no-son: My teacher likes to put pictures of Kermit the frog with threatening captions in our english tests

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