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bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would never chase some killer while trying to get off with you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’ll eat you out even though digestion slows me down.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted I could make you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’m no Herr Trepoff; the only thing I’m guilty of is loving you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d like my last vow to be ’‘Til death do us part.’â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Let’s have quite a lot of sex.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Not sure about having chemistry with me? Don’t worry, I’m an excellent chemist.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only way to get inside of me.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d share deodorant with you even if it was for men.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations: Music-loving and horny.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.†Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking– and I’m not talking about playing the violin.†Inspired by this (source unknown).
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal yo girl.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave the flat for you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather blog two hundred and forty-three reasons why I love you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get invited into your home.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?†Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring to Helen Louise.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Minds aren’t the only thing I’m good at fucking.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I bet I can keep you wetter than Soo Lin Yao’s teapots.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I wanna give you the ol’ Raz-zle dazzle.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “If you can always tell a good Chinese by examining the bottom third of the door handle, then what can we tell by examining your knob?†Submitted by nzeuropean.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick? I can think of one way to change your mind about that.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover… Under your covers, that is.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Every fairytale needs a good old fashioned villain, but I’d much rather be your Prince Charming.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.†Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
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bbcsherlockpickuplines: “If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer on no less than three separate occasions.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I bet I could lick your face way better than Magnussen did.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.†Submitted by verity-burns.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would take off my clothes for you even if it was going to kill me.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’ll ‘scrub’ your ‘floor’ if you’ll let me wear your deodorant.†Submitted by anonymous.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want you to take me.†Submitted by deeppuddles.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.†Submitted by turtleplz.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m finished with you.†Submitted (with photo) by i-am-s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your ‘guns.’â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: As per tradition, here is your Valentine’s Day video! The Sherlock fandom has changed a lot. It used to be all crack, but nowadays it seems like the crack has mostly been replaced with salt. So where does that leave a cracky
bbcsherlockpickuplines:Your admin ran out of photoset ideas for this week, so here’s the Random Sexy Extra from The Blind Banker 10 times. The best photoset this blog has ever had.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted by somenerdygirl.