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iowacollegeguy: It’s like Adam was in a haze ever since he left that hypnotist show last night. He remembered volunteering and getting in the chair. But after that everything is a blur. Now he hears the hypnotists voice in his head, telling him to

“Thanks to you, I had my first orgasm from a guy! Normally I only orgasm and sometimes cum when I masturbate but looking at your blog actually gave me the courage to tell my boyfriend what I liked and what I wanted him to do and it was amazing!

You can’t really tell, but I have little bruises from the barricade. And I was only on it for like four songs. Jeebus.

I can’t tell if I like Rocco Steele. His scenes are entirely hit-or-miss for me. It may be how he’s utilized. He has a huge dick and that seems to be all that matters because he often ends up in (what I consider to be) terribly shot

Dude, I had this dream… it was like you are inside me. Oh yeah… tell me more. We were both naked… and you were literally inside me. Dude… I am inside you… we are living your dream. Make my dream come true. Submit your

051. Usually when people tell me to do something (and I mean like "do it or else" kinds of things) even if it was something that I'd enjoy doing, if you tell me to do it it just makes me not want to do it. And I will most likely purposely not do it.

micthemicrophone: pettankoprincess: the fucking look on his face tho He wants to shatter that little fucker’s dream as much as the rest of us. okay…I can’t help it i loved the movie…and yup..I was like “"tell him…

Hana is treated like absolute garbage on tumblr, I hate it. I can tell when people talk to me about her how they don’t like her as much as the other women. And yeah there was a “Shipping Rules” post back when the game was in Beta, which was full

I can’t be the only one that thinks it’s really fucking weird to publicly post your GPA right

2013 with Alexis Agudio… after I did this shot… couldn’t tell me nothing lol was my first time on purpose exposing for the background .. with the small 24 inch soft box like a foot away from the model and it was around 1 or 2 pm so I had milked

charlesdarwn: YESTERDAY I WAS GOING INTO ENGLISH CLASS AND THIS KID WAS TELLING MY TEACHER “I HAVE THIS VIDEO I WANT TO SHOW THE CLASS” AND MY TEACHER WAS LIKE “OKAY WHATS IT RATED” AND HE WAS LIKE “OH ITS G ITS DEFINITELY G” AND SO HE WENT

Sometimes when you tell a customer no, you feel like they deserve it and you’re really sticking it to them, but most of the time you just feel like a terrible person

vaergamor: If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of shit. And I’d like to get as many of them out in the open as possible. You gotta get together and tell yourself stories

my cursor is shaped like an insect (technically a creeper from SH2) and it started to move around on its own so I thought I had a virus or something but it turned out it was just a moth walking on my screen

something else we don’t know for sure is if any episodes were moved around to make use of the Stevenbombs, which could further impact the episode order. The crew said Stevenbomb 2.0 was in the correct order but I dunno, people completely freaked out

I originally thought “Greg the Babysitter” was going to relate back to the episode before it, but since we know its a flashback episode now, I know that can’t be it (other than it being what prompts Greg to tell the story).Also that promo CN put

driftwoodghost:Hey folks! Made a uquiz <3https://uquiz.com/mt9H4nWalk through this fantasy market and I’ll tell you what you leave with

It’s a bit late, but I’d like to tell you about my experiences as a manga artist. When I was 19, I got lucky and one of my stories won a contest in a certain shonen manga magazine. That was my debut. After that, it was terrible! I kept writing and

lolsofunny: reasonly: reducing: “when the sun goes down the light reflects off the glass and it looks like the buildings are on fire” woah What if the building was rally on fire and you couldn’t tell? (lol here!)

270293:The worst is when you can just tell someone is losing interest in you, based on how they used to treat you. You remember what it was like when they were first really interested in you - when they’d text you all day and make every effort to hangout;

It all started with closed eyesAnd a feeling in my gut telling meI need to keep them shut the whole time‘Cause if they opened, even for a second, and I saw your lipsThey’d suck me in like black holes when they bend lightAnd it was then I

dar-draws: eliyora: dar-draws: you look fine to me Always reblog~ My cousin once showed me this from a facebook repost because he knows I like pokemon and teen titans, not knowing it was my art. Didnt tell him cuz then he’d look for my blog.

prince-rylie: thefluffingtonpost: Plush Toy Turned Out to Be Real Dog When Wendy Holmes brought a stuffed animal home from her local Toys ‘R’ Us, nothing appeared out of the ordinary. “It was just a cute stuffed dog,” Holmes tells The Fluffington

trannylovernyc: For my fellow New Yorkers. Last night I visited @ dallastslana . Let me tell y'all something ….. Y'all want a girl with a big enormous huge dick, oh and by the way she’s like 5-4 too. She’s your Girl. I payed 赨 and it was so

I forgot to tell my blog what happened last night with Nick and I lol. So he gets home super late and I was really mad about it so once he changed, we had a sharpie fight. We each got a freebie so like the supreme smartass I am, I signed his boob with

freetheelves: huffingtonpost: You go Emma! Watch this plus-size poel dancer show Simon Cowell how it’s done. I can’t tell what tone the announcer guy has, but regardless he expected her to probably fail and/or was like “what? You have a child

niggaslie: killkisho: killkisho: I want to have sex with my boyfriend but 2 scared. frfr frfr i think i just need someone to tell me it’s easy once the head is in. lol Omg me too! But no, my nigga put the head in and I was like 🙅🏾🙅🏾🙅🏾.

sluttywifekelly: Your wife Kelly knew how to get you instantly hard. And she knew that once she told you about “that one time,” it was like you expected her to tell you about the other couple dozen times. And maybe about the times since you’ve

padillahecoxlove: it’s my godbrother’s birthday and his dad posted happy birthday on his wall and he was like “thanks but couldnt you just come downstairs and tell me in person?” i

dar-draws: eliyora: dar-draws: you look fine to me Always reblog~ My cousin once showed me this from a facebook repost because he knows I like pokemon and teen titans, not knowing it was my art. Didnt tell him cuz then he’d look for my blog.

felagund-fiollaigean:conspiring-limabean:nuggss:fruitpilled-peachcel:Ants be like that I used to keep track of the different ant colonies in my yard as a child and it was the wildest shit. You could tell the difference between colonies by colors &

someclown: openthedooritschip:nothing like waking up to a missile threat. nice 38 minute gap before the correction :|hey in hawaii we just woke up to an alarm telling us a missile was heading our way and it was the most scared ive ever been in my life

ofdarklands: i just visited facebook and it continues being boring so i left I killed my facebook when I became more interested in tumblr. Like a cat who was playing with a baby bird but gets a text from a cat-friend of his who’s pretty sure he

danniejgrayson: PETER PAN (OUAT) X READERYou woke to the sound of shuffling feet and someone pulling you upright quite abruptly. It was like this most mornings, the boys always had to wake you up as you’d just sleep all day. You could tell by the grip

colonelchansan: #If you don’t put in effort you won’t get hurt#It’s like he’s telling himself over and over again when he insults people#AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID WHEN HE SAID ‘lame’ TO HIS BROTHER#BECAUSE THE PERSON HE WAS THE MOST

the-book-diaries: “I was like a patient who cannot tell the doctor where it hurts, only that it does.” — Khaled Hosseini, And the Mountains Echoed

weliveandbreathewords: His arms went around her, nearly snagging on the dangling whip, and he held her tightly, her dark head just under his chin. Clary couldn’t quite tell - Isabelle was speaking too softly - but it sounded like she was swearing at

it all started with closed eyes and a feeling in my gut telling me i need to keep them shut the whole time because they opened even for a second and i saw your lips they’d suck me in like black holes when they bend light and it was then i realized

nikascott-deactivated20150913: We’ve heard a little bit about your audition, the chemistry test of Sam and Cait together. Could you tell us what those scenes were and what it was like?

freetheelves: huffingtonpost: You go Emma! Watch this plus-size poel dancer show Simon Cowell how it’s done. I can’t tell what tone the announcer guy has, but regardless he expected her to probably fail and/or was like “what? You have a child

luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I

doct0rsatan: reasonly: reducing: “when the sun goes down the light reflects off the glass and it looks like the buildings are on fire” woah What if the building was rally on fire and you couldn’t tell? that would rally suck

I gonna tell you about my night ok

Let me tell you something about Irene. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, Katrina hit, and Irene was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a

so I just sent this via fb to someone I have a suppaah crush on “hey man if you’re ever in the nova/dc area, you should hit me up and we should hang out or something” ps they live 5evah away (aka like 3 hours)

My friend met my mom last night and we watched argentina v usa together and then he drove me to work to finish up a few things and I died because lemme tell you he started singing one of his songs in the studio and it has like an echo going on and I was

i go into the kitchen and the first thing mom tells me is “your dad was watching Hetalia”

yourfriendwasnaggingme: My husband’s coworker wouldn’t stop looking at my ass and it was definitely getting me horny. I decided I’d flash him and tell him to take a picture like I was scolding him but let him actually take some pictures of my ass.

turbobyakuren:turbobyakuren:turbobyakuren:i have a hot take about vine and tik tok if you allow me vine’s entire concept was “show don’t tell” while tik tok’s entire concept is “tell don’t show” might risk sounding like an Old Fart but

270293:The worst is when you can just tell someone is losing interest in you, based on how they used to treat you. You remember what it was like when they were first really interested in you - when they’d text you all day and make every effort to hangout;

andrewquo: I was talking to my bisexual friend and he was telling me about the first time he had sex with another guy and I was like “idk man it just sounds pretty gay” and he was like “dude it was VERY gay”

missdontcare-x: “I did have a crush on Nikki. I don’t think I realized at the time that it was like a full-blown crush but I definitely remember having feelings and thinking she was so beautiful,” Evan said, before telling Nikki, “I thought you

Can’t tell if I made them look like the mafia or from some T.V sitcom This was originally a Newspaper request that I set into funblade’s Future Au but it looked incomplete without Yang ehehee ^^’

helltothenaw: dashingicecream: watched a LOT of the old avatar series today! I really like it a lot ;u; and I heard jen hale’s voice TWICE TWICE it was great guuuuuuuuuuuuuurl I’mma call Jen Commander Kyoshi when I meet her in August furreal

i doodled “luka worshiping the miku booty” yesterday in my sketchbook i only draw important things

hey random ask memesend me a show/game/etc and ill tell u three ships i like from it

luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and

luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and

thinking about how this dude followed me for years and was all in my DM’s constantly trying to get me to talk to him, always telling me “I’m thinking about buying your SnapChat” (ok great do it then?) but I never responded to his “hey” messages

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